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After being almost murdered by Mizuki, professional dancer and micro-influencer Umino Iruka shuns himself from the world in order to heal, both physically and mentally. Half a year later, money is running low. Iruka decides to open a special private dancing tutoring package as a new avenue of income, while his adopted son, Naruto, applies for a position in the famous Hatake dojo because he wants to protect his dad from harm in the future.
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However, the most expensive of my slot tier, the ‘I’ll coach you one on one, one hour daily for a month’ platinum package option that I put there as a joke and would be enough to feed me and my son until the end of the year has been booked. Or attempted to be booked. By one account: ‘Dog lover Henohenomoheji’.Is this person serious? Do they really have that kind of money to spare?
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
15 Jul 2026
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I may have to begrudgingly admit to Hatake’s face that he was right, but at least now my conscience is a bit clearer about having my students attend this bloodbath.
"You may have them take the chuunin exam. But make no mistake," I say, and my voice lowers, my pretence of civility almost gone, "I’ll be watching from the tower. The Kazekage kid is still participating, and he kills with no remorse. He’s a jinchuuriki, like Naruto. I don’t need to explain to you how dangerous that can be. So, Hatake, if our students get hurt in this exam, you will have to explain yourself to me."
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14 Jul 2026
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Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice by EvanescentDreamer
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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Destiny pulls the strings of fate to marry Jaskier off to different Witchers, under a variety of circumstances.
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
13 Jul 2026
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Kakashi's got a secret. He's managed to keep it hidden since he was a child, with only the Hokage really aware of his weakness. But Tsunade's fed up with him, and is giving him a short amount of time to figure himself out. It's now or never.
He knows he can't do this alone anymore. He's ready to ask for help, but now the problem is the only person he trusts to help him is Umino Iruka, and Iruka openly does not like Kakashi one bit.
Oh, and he's also in love with Iruka, just to make things worse.
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- English
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- 49,389
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
09 Jul 2026
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Eight year old Hatake Kakashi meets six year old Umino Iruka once. But that one meeting changes his entire life. Determined to protect that bright smile, Kakashi chooses to watch from a distance as Iruka grows up.
Unfortunately, chakra exhaustion and an inconveniently placed rose bush pulls adult Kakashi into Iruka’s orbit once more and he’s increasingly aware that he doesn’t want to leave.
Fortunately, Iruka has a habit of taking in strays.
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- English
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- 21/21
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- 268
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- 4,049
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
01 Jul 2026
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Composing Hallelujah by inexplicifics
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Nov 2022
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After the Mountain, Jaskier finds a mostly-dead witcher and patches him up. Aiden adopts his rescuer as a brother, and they go looking for their Wolves.
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
30 Jun 2026
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
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- English
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- 12,323
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- 2/2
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- 6
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- 219
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
22 Jun 2026
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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- English
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- 56,039
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- 12/12
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- 29
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- 1,423
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22 Jun 2026
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21 Jun 2026
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18 Jun 2026
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Without you, I'm Stronger, I'm no Longer filled with Wonder by Jassy
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
10 Jan 2022
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Another post-mountain fic (such fertile grounds they gave us!) Jaskier's father dies and, having just been summarily told to fuck off by Geralt, Jaskier sees no reason not to take up the title of Count de Lettenhove.
It all just kinda gains its own momentum from there.
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- Part 1 of Without You
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- English
- Words:
- 81,739
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Comments:
- 390
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- 1,690
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
17 Jun 2026
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To Share a Burden (split in twain) by Reiya_Wakayama
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
07 Jan 2025
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The night of the Kyuubi attack, it's chakra was split in two. One half was placed into Naruto, the other into Iruka. Asked to protect and raise Naruto by Minato and Kushina, Iruka does everything in his power to do just that, even if it means sacrificing his own happiness and freedom along the way.
This follows Iruka's path through the years and how his decisions and choices shape and alter the future to come.
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- 26
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
31 May 2026
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「いつだって君には私がいるから」
Iruka woke up one day and found himself confined underneath a crazy woman’s home, hidden within a dark, dingy crawlspace, with his hands tied to a rusty water pipe above him. Worst of all was the younger boy right next to him, suffering the same fate. He never thought of himself as the self-sacrificing type, but the moment Iruka looked into Naruto’s terrified eyes, something within him solidified, and he knew that he would do anything to keep this boy safe.
To get this boy home.
And so Iruka refused to let their situation corrode away his determination to protect and fight for Naruto, and kept his promise to always be there for him.
But getting free and keeping his word was only the beginning of everything, and Iruka would find that he was made of stronger stuff than he thought possible when faced with a world he no longer recognized. His life would change for the worst, then for the better, and at the end of a long road of recovery and struggle, Iruka would find that he was made of rhodium.
And within the hands of Hatake Kakashi, a man made of rhodium was far more precious than anyone could imagine.
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- English
- Words:
- 49,427
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 39
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- 387
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- 5,636
Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
28 May 2026
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Umino Iruka, useless son of Shimura Danzo, was good for one thing, and one thing only - a political marriage. Handed off to Sir Hatake Kakashi to ensure his service as a warrior for the Shimura family, Iruka knew the man as his husband for only one night before he rode off to fight demons for the glory of the empire.
Now, Hatake is back, a lauded hero of the Demon Campaign. With his newfound fame, Hatake could easily divorce Iruka, and have anyone he wants - even the Emperor's own son. There's no way he would still want Iruka.
So then why has he come to collect Iruka now, when he was content to leave him without a word three long years ago?
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- English
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- 36,227
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- 9/35
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- 425
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
28 May 2026
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In his twenty-seven years, Iruka has learned many useful things: how to know when you're being cheated, what alleys not to use as shortcuts, and which shopkeepers wouldn't take your hand if you lifted their goods. He’s also learned that the world hates orphans, and luck favors the wealthy. Besieged by debts and having nowhere else to turn, Iruka enters a tournament where common folk can earn the chance to marry into a noble family. He didn't expect a one-night-stand with a noble to turn into something more, nor did he expect to do well in the tournament.
Now, an entirely different problem presents itself: Iruka doesn't want to marry Prince Kakashi; he wants to marry his noble-born lover, Sukea.
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- English
- Words:
- 102,339
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 124
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
27 May 2026
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I very much enjoyed this. Thank you for sharing it with us. :)
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There is a tale sometimes told in whispers around campfires late at night, about the devil-eyed man and his ghostly lover, and how they freed the souls trapped at the bottom of the valley of death.
This is that story.
Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
27 May 2026
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Zoro’s used to being the one people rely on in a fight. A tool. A shield. A sword (or three). No one’s ever accused him of being intelligent—or even having common sense. Then he met Luffy—and the rest of them—and somehow, he thought he’d found something different. People who saw him as something other than an idiot. Something other than a weapon.
But between getting lost, missing things everyone else seems to just get, and saying the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time, it’s not hard to start hearing the same old story again—from the very people he opened himself up to: he’s stupid, and he’s only good with a sword.
And if that’s how the Straw Hats see him… then maybe that’s all he is.
The problem is, the Straw Hats don’t realize what they’re reinforcing.
And by the time they do, Zoro’s already running himself into the ground trying to be useful enough to keep.
Now they just have to figure out how to fix something they didn’t even know they broke—before he breaks himself for good.
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07 May 2026
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Some days never truly end, and some wounds only wait for the right temperature to bleed again. In the suffocating silence of Kuraigana, the hunter becomes the hunted—tracked by a shadow he thought he’d outrun. As the fever blurs the line between then and now, only one anchor remains before everything turns to ash.
Or Zoro get sick every July 4th every year since he was kid.
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05 May 2026
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Roronoa Zoro has no intention of going to his highschool reunion and as his friend Nami puts it, "relive the glory days". However, things become interesting when he learns that his ex-boyfriend Sanji, who ran off with a random woman a week after graduation fifteen years prior, will be attending to explain what actually happened.
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- English
- Words:
- 204,119
- Chapters:
- 65/?
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- 582
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Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
05 May 2026
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The you we never knew by Your_Denis for MossEatingDemon
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Jul 2026
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Zoro gets cursed and ends up his five year old self.
Angst ensues as the Strawhats learn everything they never knew about their swordsman’s life before them.
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- Part 3 of ☆requests☆
Bookmarked by Captain_Beatty
04 May 2026