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In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...
AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.
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The thing that wears the doctor's face is a monster of Owen's own making.
It had been fun, funny, at first; a fitting punishment: to take the shell that was once Legs, hollowed out by vampirism, and forge him into the very thing he feared. Satisfying, to see the moment he realised he could not escape what he was about to become.
AU where vampirism wipes all human memories, and Owen gets more than he bargains for in turning Legundo. As the days roll on and the fledging's (soldier, weapon, once-doctor) ledger runs red under his watch and still Legs doesn't remember, Owen starts to question exactly what he wants.
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Waking with no memory of the attack which nearly killed him, nor the coma that consumed the ensuing weeks, Louis knows only two things.
One: Owen went looking for a remedy for him in a town called Oakhurst.
And two: He's still not back.
Following in the steps of his love, Louis finds nothing but an abandoned settlement and the remains left behind by the expedition and he has to ask himself one question:
How far would Owen go to cure him?
This is an epistolary-styled, found media narrative, where no characters begin as vampires.
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Un-Retirement for Two by Catsafari for Chezpez
Fandoms: Neko no Ongaeshi | The Cat Returns
25 Dec 2025
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After six months of Mayor Claudius missing, Natori finally tracks him down on a beautiful tropical island... and he's not pleased. After all, while the ex-mayor has been living it up in the sunshine, Natori has been working to keep things running, and if he's not allowed to retire, then neither is the ex-mayor.
Animal Crossing AU gift for chez-pezeater, as part of the TCR Secret Santa 2025.
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The silver axe dips gently into his line of sight. “Don’t become a problem, doc.”
“He did this to me,” Legundo growls.
“And once he’s cured, we can change you back too,” Abolish says. Whatever irregularity had disquieted his heart has eased, the pulse settled back into regulated meter. The axe doesn’t move. “I don’t need to kill you.”
Owen rolls his head towards Abolish, and in the process – intentionally or not – bares his neck further. “Oh, don’t spoil the fun, Abolish. He and I both knew it would come to this. I turn him, he kills me; fitting, in the end.”
An AU oneshot where newly-turned Legundo catches up with Owen and Abolish before they reach the beacon.
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Heirverse: Phase 4 (Heir/Decimated) by Catsafari, Hime_CollaborativeWorks (YaoiHime420), Spunky0ne, thedrunkenwerewolf, Timewaster123456789, YaoiHime420
Fandom Bleach, Bleach (Anime & Manga)
06 Jan 2026
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Now living in the hollow world, the Place of Nightmares as Aizen calls it, the pair settle into life in their new world. Eventually, Gin voices his desire for children, and his partner reluctantly agrees. However, what Gin doesn't realise is that the cost of such a wish might me too high for him to afford.
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A collection of my various TCR soulmate AUs I have. More will be added over time as I post the fics that were originally only on tumblr. The fics are unrelated to one another and can be read in any order.
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Riverbank Ultimate Gilbert & Sullivan Society by Catsafari
Fandom The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows - Stiles/Drewe/Grahame
22 May 2022
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Ten years later, Haru finds herself dragged back into the world of Creations, catastrophes, and one dapper-looking cat. These are the adventures of the Bureau (including their newest member, Haru Yoshioka) as they tackle new cases and old foes and occasionally familiar faces. If you ever wanted a TV show based on the Bureau, look no further. Adventure, drama, and just a little bit of romance awaits you.
Series 1: Aug 2013
Series 2: Aug 2014
Series 3: Nov 2015
Series 4: May 2017
Christmas Special 2018
Series 5: March 2020- Words:
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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05 Jan 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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25 Sep 2025
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“Can you hear me?” he said. “Doctor?”
From somewhere in the Doctor’s throat there came a low, rumbling sound. His heart sank.
“Oh, you didn’t just growl at me,” he groaned.
Once, not long after he’d met the Doctor, they’d landed on some nameless moon with a dense stone forest. There’d been reptilian things living there big enough to swallow a person whole. He remembered staring one in the face. That vast mouth opening, revealing rows of teeth like knives. In that moment he’d understood, fully and viscerally, how it must feel to be a mouse trapped by a cat.
It didn’t make any sense, but looking into the Doctor’s eyes was giving him the same sensation.
The Doctor gets dosed with nanomachines designed to induce a primal fear response. Gallifreyan basic instincts and human basic instincts are not the same.
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25 Jul 2025
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your half of the ransom by definitelynotshouting
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Oct 2024
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Trader Scar's is too-empty for so comely a morning, a hollowed-out shell long rebuilt and bristling with more wares than he has those to sell them to. But it's a familiar charade— Scar slips into the back with a single sunflower clenched tight in his palm, bruising the petals and scratching against the insides of his fingers.
When Scar steps back out to the front, a ghost is waiting patiently for him at the counter.
"Oh," Scar says, and the word scrapes like rust from the well of his throat. He'd recognize those wings anywhere. "Well, hello there, Grian."
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20 Jun 2025
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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07 Mar 2025