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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    "Oh come on! It doesn't have to mean anything." D-16’s glare did nothing to Orion's unsinkable pep. "Think of it as a way to relax and have fun."

    "Interfacing is not strat ball, Pax."

    "I could narrate it like a strat ball game."

    Well that was a mortifying suggestion that was absolutely going to haunt D-16 for the next 50 cycles. "No!"

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    The one where Orion Pax thinks it’s a brilliant plan to practice interfacing with his best friend. What could possibly go wrong?

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    31 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Earth has fallen and world has long gone to hell, follow our crew of follow ragtag crew of continuity breaking friends trying to do their best to survive in the Dystopia that is now earth, not the best time to be alive I'd say, all the while trying to avoid these massive robotic aliens that seem to abduct people at random.

    Meanwhile on the Cybertronian side of things they just want to save their damn kids trapped in fleshy prisons

    So come read and find out how all this will end up. Will ratchet finally catch these damn kids? Or will they meet a more unfortunate fate?

    ****THIS IS THE SAME FIC, I MY CAT STEPPED ON MY COMPUTER AND DELETED ON ORIGINAL****

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    19 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Optimus is the best student at the academy, but even he has a little secret, reading pre-war literature. This leads him to his favorite author, Hadon, and their paths cross in the most unexpected way.

    Unfortunately, someone should have told him who Hadon really is.

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    14 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    When Optimus found a small yellow sparkling after going on an expedition, he didn't expect his life to take a 360-degree turn when he decided to adopt it, much less that it would lead to a decision that had tormented him since the end of the golden age: to end the war.

    RAMÉ: something that is chaotic and beautiful at the same time.

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    13 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Optimus Prime always figured that he'd find a personal peace with the formal end of the war. Cybertron can heal; the Autobots and the Decepticons can learn to co-exist with each other, and the universe itself can fall quiet once more.

    So why can't he fully adjust in the new world he helped save? And why is it that every Decepticons has suddenly started looking at him with dark, hungry optics? And no matter where he went, why does it feel like he's being followed?

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    25 Sep 2025