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Wicked Games by astervaleblack
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
30 Oct 2025
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After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.
Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.
A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).
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- Part 1 of Punk Plastic Collection
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29 Oct 2025
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Pink Meets Punk by fleurbly
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
26 Oct 2025
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Regina George spent four years ruling North Shore High. Now she’s about to start at Northwestern with no idea who she’s supposed to be anymore.
Rodrick Heffley graduated three weeks ago and has his entire life figured out: play drums, work for his dad, make Löded Diper famous.
When Regina walks into his practice room at a community center mixer, neither of them expects to actually like each other. But here’s the thing about fresh starts... sometimes they come from the weirdest places.
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28 Oct 2025
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would you die tonight for love? (baby, join me in death) by JojiJofi18
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
29 Oct 2025
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North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.
Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”
Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend — fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.
It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.
Until it isn’t.
Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?
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27 Oct 2025
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Reputation; ruined. by semiemployedhuman101
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
27 Oct 2025
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Junior year had been the worst year of Regina George's life. Once the undisputed queen of North Shore high with all the power, popularity and perfection, everything shattered when Cady Heron arrived. In one swift year, Regina lost everything. Her friends, her status, her throne, gone. Her reputation? Ruined.
Coming back for senior year after the bus incident was humbling in ways she never imagined. Malicious whispers trailed after her, her old friends avoided her and her once loyal subjects looked through her as if she were invisible. For the first time ever, Regina George was alone. And she had no one.
Well, except Rodrick Heffley. Her irritating, unkempt, revulsing and unapologetic neighbour. His band was terrible, his humor worse and his reputation? Beyond ruined.
As Regina struggles to find herself again, their paths keep crossing, and an unexpected connection begins to form. With his rough edges and unfiltered honesty, Rodrick shows her that sometimes, the person you least expect can be the one who helps you put yourself back together.
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27 Oct 2025
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be by soapthewriter
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
30 Oct 2025
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Regina George is the Queen Bee: the Spring Fling Queen, the leader of the Plastics, and the hot, mean, popular girl that everyone fears and dreams to be. She drives a pink BMW, owns a collection of designer bags, and lives in a giant, elegant 3-storey house, so what are the chances that this was the same girl who listens to Green Day and Linkin Park?
Regina holds a social status that most people don't have. And she knows that very well. Revealing her "huge nerdy rock fan" interest would cause the social suicide of the century, her hot pink image destroyed. But what would happen if an attractive transfer student all the way from Pennsylvania, unconcerned with public opinion, CLEARLY into hard rock, and wears guyliner 24/7, became her chemistry seatmate?
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twitter gave me ideas. and this ship needed more slow burn and more time to flesh out the characters, so here i am! <3
and yes, the title is the opening & ending line of "Numb", by Linkin Park :^)Series
- Part 1 of rodrina brainrot
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27 Oct 2025
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Punk Princess | An Enemies to Lovers Story (Regina x Rodrick) by squidgey
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
19 Oct 2025
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Everyone at North Ridge High knows the rules:
Regina George runs the school.
Rodrick Heffley ruins it.She’s all pink polish, student council, and social control.
He’s all chipped nail polish, bad grades, and loud guitars.
They’ve been annoying each other since freshman year. A perfect balance of eye-rolls and insults.But when the principal forces them to co-run the Spring Showcase: a mix of student bands, art, and charity — neither can back out. Regina needs the event to go perfectly for her college apps. Rodrick just wants his band, Löded Diper, to finally get noticed.
They’re oil and water.
She calls him immature. He calls her uptight.
And yet somehow, between late-night planning sessions, stage lights, and shared snacks in the gym hallway, the line between hate and something else starts to blur.Regina hates that he doesn’t care what people think. Rodrick hates how much she does.
Maybe they could learn something from each other... if they don’t kill each other first.Bookmarked by Falling_Asleep
27 Oct 2025
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Rodrick's Gurl | A Rodrina Fanfic by sxnnystudiowrites
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
25 Oct 2025
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"Rodrick, why is your name tatted on my ass?!"
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"Rodrick!"
"...which cheek?"
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26 Oct 2025
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“We’re running a special all week for Mother’s Day. Moms and their kids get a discount on any single scoop ice cream.”
“Oh, no, we’re not-”
“Yep.” Melissa clasped Jacob’s shoulder, squeezing until he clamped his mouth shut. “Mother and son. Got my eyes and everything. Hey, how much is that discount?”
Sometimes, Melissa and Jacob pretend that they're mother and son.
Really, they’re just pretending.
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13 Oct 2025
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Jaime Lannister is sent to deliver news of the royal party's arrival, but he also takes the opportunity to warn Ned Stark against betrothing Sansa to Joffrey and to weasel his way into an alliance.
Or, just me playing fast and lose with George R.R. Martin's world and wrecking havoc on cannon.
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23 Sep 2025
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When Shireen's parents die, Myrcella is the only Baratheon to step up. Still nursing a broken heart, she finds herself on Dragonstone where it's always raining and the house is always drafty and she just can't manage to write no matter what she does!
But she is there for her cousin, and that's what her focus has to be, which would be a whole lot easier if she didn't have such a habit of running into Shireen's gorgeous history teacher, Jon Snow.
Jon found himself on Dragonstone for his own reasons, and when a motherless Rickon Stark is sent South to boarding school, he too has his hands full - though he is more than willing to make room for Myrcella.
With Rickon making eyes at Shireen, and Myrcella blushing every time Jon looks at her, things get a bit complicated rather quickly.
oh, and for those that have been around since my Robbcella days, you might find this concept familiar. I scrapped the old story years ago, and decided to rework it for these pairings.
Title is from the song 'Dive' by Olivia Dean
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21 Sep 2025
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He doesn’t think that going mad is the right way to describe it. Mad insinuates that they have, at some disastrous, unsupervised point in time, had enough sanity to endure the process of insanity. That they weren't all born bright—stupid and youthful and broken down sharply like Canopus wiling away, exploding into a cataclysmic supernova just before the age of thirteen. That they don't delight in destruction and relish In the sickening snap of bone—vertebrae and tailbone and the marrow inside of them.
Honestly, that's giving them too much credit, their existence isn't poetic in the slightest; it's damned. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. The Seven Deadly Sins, although they only make up six, although they're imprisoned in an existential cycle of relentless survival. Of 'one more fight', and 'one more reason' and yet they're not even at legal voting age—much like the various other fateful choices held just above their hungry grasps.
Honestly, they're just teenagers. And that means absolutely everything.
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A 'Dear Arkansas Daughter' by Lady Lamb song fic which touches on the group's childhoods, their semi codependent relationships, and their psychs. I wrote this while sleep deprived as hell
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11 Sep 2025
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IN 1983, AN ACCIDENT TORE THE AFTON FAMILY INTO PIECES.
One parent went to jail. The other went to an asylum. And the children were spirited away from their childhood home. Six years later, they’re still dealing with the fallout. Michael struggles to provide for his siblings with only a high school diploma and a minimum wage job. Elizabeth uses a girly-girl façade to hide the trauma of being “daddy’s girl” and still get the attention she craves. And David, who’s never really been the same since the accident, suffers terrible headaches and recurring nightmares that he doesn’t understand.
When the siblings get the chance to start over in their hometown, the troubles from their past begin to close in. Will they be able to keep their new life even as nightmares bleed into daytime, demons stir, and old secrets threaten to unravel the bond that's kept them together all these years?
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09 Sep 2025
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“You would tell me if you were suicidal, right, Bubbie? Promise me you would never kill yourself. Promise me! Right now, young man!”
Kyle rolls his eyes and sighs into the phone. “Yes, Ma. I would tell you if I was suicidal. Which I’m not, for the record.”
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Following the untimely death of an old friend, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman do their best to cope. Horribly.
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08 Sep 2025
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Cartman's mind raced, trying to make sense of what he was witnessing. Stan was bouncing around like he'd chugged ten Red Bulls and swallowed a Disney movie, Kyle was a delinquent who apparently didn't give a shit about anything, least of all Cartman's existence - which was, frankly, insulting. And Kenny... Jesus Christ, Kenny looked like he'd been kidnapped by the preppy College Republicans and force-fed a thesaurus.
There had to be an explanation. A logical, rational explanation that didn't involve body snatchers or—
"Oh shit," Cartman whispered as realization dawned. "The light at the cemetery."
His eyes darted between the three bizarro versions of his friends. Was it possible? Could these be the... He shuddered at the thought. The other versions? Like that pussy Cartman from the parallel universe they'd encountered during Halloween in third grade? If that was the case... where the hell were the real versions of these assholes?
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Something goes terribly wrong when the boys fuck around at Ms. Choksondik's grave at the cemetery on Halloween. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters end up in an alternate dimension with nice Cartman while regular Cartman tries to figure out how to get them back.
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08 Sep 2025
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He rubs his eyes and blinks back shock. “Eric?”
“Kinney? The fuck are you doing here poor boy.” It doesn't feel like a question. It feels sort of resigned. In a way that Eric never is.
Kenny blinks again. Is he dreaming? “The fuck am I doing here? Eric, what the fuck are you doing here? This is... This is...” He pauses and his jaw drops in horror, “you're not fucking dead. You’re not.”
Cartman tenses his jaw with a wry smile. Kenny dashes over and shoves him in the chest, only partially shocked when he manages to make contact and sends the bigger boy tumbling to the ground. He grips the front of his jumper and pulls their faces close together. “This isn't fucking funny. You know this shits never funny to me.”
“Kenny. How the fuck would I even make this joke.” He slumps, almost defeated. It doesn’t look good on him.
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If SkankHunt42 (Season 20) had inspired the boys to take more drastic and permanent action.An AU set in college, where instead of breaking Erics devices, Stan, Kyle, Craig and Clyde kill him, and are now stuck to dealing with the consequences. All while Kenny tries to bring his best friend back to life, and not get himself killed in the process.
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07 Sep 2025
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fire burn and cauldron bubble by sometimesiship
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
12 Sep 2025
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Yor Briar is a modest garden witch who happens to kill everything she touches. On an afternoon like any other, she tests her skills in the hopes of encouraging one of her withering tomato plants to grow. Her spell goes awry and she summons something much more dangerous.
Who knew the Edenish word for “Nightshade” was so similar to the one for “Hell’s Second Highest Ranked Demon?”
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06 Sep 2025
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“What are you doing?”
Ivan ignored the voice, continuing to mush his face with his hands as he stared at his reflection in the water.
“I said, what are you doing?”
Ivan pulled too hard and winced. His cheek was still sore after Till punched it a few days ago. He didn’t know why, seeing as all he did was destroy a wreath of cameras that Till presented to him, but that was alright. He kind of liked how it felt.
“Hey!” A brown hand clamped around his wrist and yanked, forcing Ivan to pay attention to its owner. An older girl was frowning at him, her blue eyes (dull, nowhere near as bright as Till’s—) zeroing in on his face. “Are you hurt? Is that why you’re ignoring me?”
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If all the characters had met earlier, what would change? Would anything be different?
A Found Family/IvanTill story told by Ivan.
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29 Aug 2025
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a collection of little unrelated ficlets and one shots of Dipper and Pacifica in various stages of their relationship and in various timelines/universes, etc. (though probably mostly various lead-ups. what can I say I'm a sucker for unresolved tension)
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23 Aug 2025
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When Caine starts hitting Ragatha up for relationship advice, the two of them end up becoming unexpectedly close...leading to one very jealous rabbit and a confused jester!
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22 Aug 2025
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A Love Worth Publishing by YungxRosee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Sep 2025
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Tadfield High: Where the gossip is sacred, and the principal is unholy.
No one asked for a school teacher romcom mystery.
Which is exactly why it's happening.
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17 Aug 2025