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    “Arthur, listen to me,” Merlin says suddenly in a tone so gentle that Arthur forgets what he was about to say right then and there.

    “I’m—I’m listening,” he says.

    Merlin lifts his head from his nest of arms and passes a thumb over the scab forming in the very center of his lower lip.

    “I fucking hate you,” he says.

    (Arthur accidentally reveals Merlin's magic to the world, then accidentally bonds them together before he's king, thereby throwing their prophecy way off course. He tries to make it up to Merlin by making a place for him in Camelot, but that proves to be far more complicated than he can manage on his own. Meanwhile, Merlin finds a smartphone in a wishing well and tries to electrocute a paramedic.)

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    31 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [Now THIS is the vibe. Beautiful words, utterly unhinged magic, even more unhinged happenings, and a good chunk of history and king arthur mythology. Someone get this fic an award and someone else get me enough paper to print and bind it for my bookshelf. 10/10]

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Some say Camelot’s laundry is cleaned by a miracle. Others say by a fairy.

    Really, it’s just Merlin.

    Merlin, who has no idea he’s become a divine cleaning entity.

    Or: what if Merlin using that stain removal spell in Episode 1 of Season 4 somehow led to the formation of a fanatical cult, ritual sock parades and Arthur in crop tops?

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    20 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [Cackling, absolutely cackling. No better time to read this than when procrastinating one's own chores 10/10]

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Leon's immortal.
    But so is his snail.

    Snail question crack fic.

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    19 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [SNAIL!! LMAO 10/10]

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    The rest of the Fellowship is sorted into their appropriate hobbit houses.

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    30 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [I have decided that this fic is deeply important to me on a level I can't quite comprehend. Perhaps it is because I take far too much far too seriously, but I do think this has nestled itself in my heart. I'm also going insane imagining this happening, but with the added bit from that one Tumblr post about Gandalf being a distant ancestor of the Tooks lmaoooo 10/10]

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Title says it all tbh

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    29 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [I AM FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT JOY. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND MY LIFE IS BETTER FOR HAVING READ IT. ON MY DARKEST DAYS, IN MOMENTS WHERE HOPE FAILS ME, I SHALL REMEMBER SAMWISE GAMGEE, THE BEST DAMN GATOR WRESTLER IN THE SHIRE 10/10]