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Sasuke had been a vampire for almost a hundred years. Every person he had ever loved was dead.
The curse had isolated him from an ever-changing world, and he spent his days and nights within the old, dark walls of what had once been the Uchiha fortress. What remained of his humanity was rapidly decaying, nearing a point of no return.
At least, that was what he'd been certain of – until one night, when a stubborn, loud, and impossibly warm human appeared on his doorstep, begging for help.
He could've killed him with a spare of his hand. He could've drained him dry and left him to rot alongside the other bodies. Instead, he took him into his arms and brought him inside.
A victim worth savoring.
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03 Jun 2026
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After yet another suicide attempt, Sasuke Uchiha finds himself telling Kakashi Hatake, his doctor, that rehab never changed anything. Kakashi enrols Sasuke into a programme that pairs him with another patient who also struggles with suicide.
Or Sasuke and Naruto in a psychiatric ward, sharing a room whilst doing questionable activities! (Pocky game, paired origami, two truths, one lie, more to be added!)
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The stranger things reference tag is irrelevant, since there's only one miniscule reference. 💝Bookmarked by Hmmm
01 Jun 2026
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By advice from his friends, Sasuke adopts a cat to ease his loneliness while living alone. But, against his own wishes, his cat eventually turns up pregnant—and he knows his annoying blond neighbor's orange cat has something to do with it.
He won't be getting away so easily.
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30 May 2026
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Naruto a demon in hiding works for the esteemed Uchiha Clan. Living under the radar is all he could ask for. But things get a little complicated when he starts to… feel things for one of the members.
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26 May 2026
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"It was not the craziest thing that had ever happened to Sakura Haruno; that would probably have to be the whole moon goddess thing. But time travel felt like a pretty close second."
aka, Team 7 are teleported into a far less tragic universe fourteen years in the past by a mysterious scroll. To get home, Sakura tries to unravel the jutsu rendering Naruto unconscious while Sasuke tries to deal with his now very alive in-laws. Misunderstandings, angst, and revelations ensue.
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25 May 2026
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After Naruto finds himself captivated by an omega courtesan, he’ll go to any length to keep him by his side.
However, buying Sasuke out of his contract proves to be the least of their problems, and when Sasuke is rejected by the village Naruto loves, he has to choose between his dream and a life with Sasuke.
(Sasuke wins. He was always going to win.)
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25 May 2026
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He was Uchiha Sasuke. He had a purpose.
Cold, arrogant and controlling, he thought all of that was enough to make him superior to everyone. But Naruto knew his secret. Sasuke was not superior to anyone.
To Naruto, kissing him was just another impulsive action, just like so many others. He never denied himself anything. To Sasuke, maybe it had been something else — an invasion, a broken limit, the definitive proof that Naruto was there, devouring him whole.
Of all his mistakes, Naruto was probably the worst one of them.
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19 May 2026
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Itachi graduates early, leaving Naruto without a roommate. Luckily he knows just the person to fill that roll.
Leaving his best friend and little brother alone to navigate how to get along and live together should be fine right? They’re both adults, after all, what could go wrong?
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14 May 2026
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Naruto goes to a DIY basement show with Sakura for free beer. Turns out the guitarist she’s obsessed with is kinda hot. And really good at kissing. Problem for Naruto: he’s massively closeted. And in a frat.
Sasuke likes music. He does not particularly like getting close to anyone. Still reeling from a recent loss, the only relationship he has any concern for is with his guitar. Now this annoying frat guy he keeps running into is seriously threatening his ability to keep to himself.
__Naruto is in a frat. Sasuke is in a midwest emo band. They fall in love.
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14 May 2026
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Sasuke has spent years perfecting a lie: the untouchable alpha dominating the entertainment world. But beneath his cold, rigid persona, he’s hiding a truth that could destroy everything.
Enter Naruto- a polar opposite, fiercely authentic, natural-born alpha whose very presence unravels Sasuke’s control.
All it takes is a slip in the mask. Now, the scent of desire threatens to expose him, and the only person who can protect him is the one who sees through his facade.
What happens when the industry's biggest guarded secret collides with a disruptively unfiltered singer?
Would Sasuke surrender to the instinct he’s spent years suppressing or walk away from the only person who’s ever made him feel truly desired?
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08 May 2026
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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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05 May 2026
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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01 May 2026
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You know I forgive you, right? If there was anything to forgive, that is — I never cared about it, we both hurt each other way before that night, and I could see the way you were looking at me, at my arm… you didn't mean it, and you didn't mean what you said… I know you better than that. You know that, right? You know that I… that I still care about you. And that you can always come home, even if it feels like you have nowhere to go, I promise. You can come here, and I'll be right here waiting when you do… always. If you have no one, you'll still have me. I promise. I'd never leave you…
I… I know you won't call me back, but… call me back… please…
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22 Apr 2026
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Years ago, when Naruto fled Konoha, Sasuke had desperately tried to halt his retreat. Now, a decade later, Sakura and Sasuke find themselves dispatched as emissaries from the Hidden Leaf Village to negotiate terms with the so-called Demon King—the mantle now borne by their former comrade.
Naruto plays a lethal game with the only two souls who ever mattered to him. But cracking Sasuke’s ice-edged defences might require wielding Sakura as leverage.
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NaruSaku, NaruSasu, NaruSasuSaku, Dark Naruto,
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18 Apr 2026
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Maybe it was the most successful PR campaign the galaxy had ever seen. Maybe it was propaganda. But the empire agreed on another thing- if there was anyone suited to replacing the Galactic Emperor, it was Naruto Uzumaki, the Emperor's loudest critic.
“We have the torpedoes,” Itachi said. “And if this rebellion is a success… then it will be our family that will have placed the new Galactic Emperor on the throne.”
Sasuke's eyes narrowed into slits. “If I were Father, I'd want something a little more concrete than empty promises of influence before handing over all our torpedoes. What are the Uzumakis offering in exchange?”
Itachi's eyes met his.
In hindsight, when Sasuke had first realized he was being excluded from any discussions of the rebellion, he should have understood that whatever the Uzumakis were offering in exchange- it had something to do with him.
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14 Apr 2026
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Naruto had always been an insufferable jerk.
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09 Apr 2026
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On Naruto’s instagram story.
In his club outfit from last night from behind as he goes up the stairs, with a caption: *You ever meet someone so mean, it makes your dick twitch.*
Karin grabs Neji’s phone, looking at the picture. “Sasuke. Your ass. In those shorts. In broad daylight?” She screenshots it. “I’m sending it to myself.”
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08 Apr 2026
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Naruto and Sasuke are two college students overburdened by debts and loans, scraping by as roommates from one measly paycheck to another. On a random day—a Tuesday as Naruto remembers—
“I’ll give you two hundred per session.”They both stopped mid-stride. Naruto spins first, Sasuke followed with a glare.
Naruto’s eyes widened in disbelief. “You want us to…” He trails off, the thought alone made his stomach churn. “…in front of you and a crowd of other girls?” Sasuke finishes for him.
She nods without hesitation. It’s clear—she wants them to perform intimately for an audience.She’s out of her fucking mind, Naruto thought to himself, though his face couldn’t hide his disgust. His mouth parted slightly in protest, but Sasuke’s grip on his arm stopped him.
“When do we start?”
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03 Apr 2026
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Seventeen year old Sasuke prefers to keep his world small, precise and quiet. He just wants to be left alone in peace but introduce Naruto, a sixteen year old, working at a local cafe, who is impossible to ignore. Sasuke doesn't talk unless he has to, Naruto talks when he shouldn't. An odd pairing, right? Two individuals moving in opposite directions cross over purely by accident and from there, separation only becomes harder.
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01 Apr 2026
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Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.
"I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.
"Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."
Sasuke stared at him.
"Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"
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31 Mar 2026