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    “Take off your mask,” the clan head demanded. He might as well have ordered Kakashi to strip naked – to reveal his face to all these strangers felt as vulnerable as baring his neck to a sword. “You will not be allowed to hide your face here, Sharingan-thief.”

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    Kakashi gets misplaced in time and taken in by the Uchiha clan during the warring era, thanks to the mysterious one-armed man, Sasuke.

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    17 Mar 2025

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    When Sirius runs away in 1976, Regulus starts writing him letters he never intends to send. They're simply a way to talk about all the things he can't say out loud to anyone - a chronicle of his descent into the Death Eaters, and the eventual realisation that he made all the wrong choices.

    In 1997, Harry is searching for the Locket-Horcrux at Grimmauld Place. Instead, he finds a stack of yellowed parchment that not only tells a tale that's more captivating than it has any right to, but might also hold the key to information on the remaining Horcruxes. Regulus Black installed a failsafe.

    Though neither Regulus, nor Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Sirius expected the result of the ritual to be quite this literal. With an Ex-Death Eater who was assumed to be dead in their midst, the Horcrux-hunt goes a bit differently. Regulus is mostly conflicted if his unexpected second chance is really worth all the trouble his company keeps putting him in.

     

    Spoiler: It is. He just likes to complain.

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    28 Jan 2025

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    Percy is thirteen when he's Reaped for the Hunger Games, and he feels what it's like to drown on dry land.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    Hephaestus finds Bianca in the junkyard still alive and fixes her up.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    In 1995, a son is born to a Muggle woman named Sally. [Hogwarts AU.]

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    28 Dec 2024

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    26 Dec 2024

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    Dick Grayson didn't want to get up at 4 am, despite the bell ringing non-stop. But when he finds Tim on his doorstep, dressed as the Joker and covered in blood, he was glad he did open the door.

    Tim Drake went missing three weeks ago. And the very first words Dick could pry out of him were: "I killed the Joker."

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    25 Dec 2024

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    It’s really weird that Dick is not quite twenty years old right now compared to Tim’s seventeen, soon to be eighteen. He seems so much younger than he did the first time around, when a twelve year old Tim tracked him down and tried to convince him to go back to being Robin.

    Dick has already surprised him by seemingly accepting his wild story about time travel. Well, hopefully he’ll be willing to go out on even more of a limb now.

    Now, how best to phrase this? Jason’s his dead little brother—I have to find a way to tell him my plan delicately.

    “Hey Dick,” Tim says, and then freezes as his mind abruptly goes blank. He stares at Dick, who returns his gaze expectantly. He opens his mouth and blurts out, “How are you at gravedigging?”
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    For the tumblr Dicktim week day one time travel/moonlight prompt.

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    22 Dec 2024

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    The Arkham Knight goes missing and Superboy starts investigating.
    But he's not prepared for what he'll find out about his favourite villain, nor the unexpected twist their relationship will take.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?

    Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”

    From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.

    Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.

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    18 Dec 2024

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    “It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”
    ― William Blake

    Stiles and Lydia left Beacon Hills behind to start over. They are finished with the supernatural ruining their lives and try to work on their future. But the supernatural doesn't seem to be finished with them.

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    27 Nov 2024

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    Izuku continues to fall. Off rocky cliffs, over tree stumps, into rivers and in love.

    Or; they're married, but not bonded - and it's killing them. Like, for real.

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    11 Jun 2024

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    “Izuku too.”

    “Your brother?”

    “God no,” Katsuki snorts. “More like the love of my life.” he says plainly, with not an ounce of embarrassment. He’s spent too many days without him to feel any kind of awkwardness about the bottomless well of feelings he had for that goddamn nerd. He hates him a little now, for filling that pit with more grief than sweetness these days though.

    “Oh,” Makoto’s smile turns shy, blush high on his cheeks and ears.

    Hah. Kid.

    “I never got to have a boyfriend,” he then says, sounding very sour. He kicks a stray stick. “Fucking zombies.”

    “Ah, you never tried dating one? I hear they kiss like they wanna eat you.”

    The done look Makoto gives him almost tickles a laugh out of him.

    “Sorry,” Katsuki amends, patting him on the shoulder, “Fucking zombies.”

     

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    10 Jun 2024

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    Dumbledore doesn't make it in time for Harry's trial, and the outcome is very different. Harry is expelled, his wand snapped.

    But he refuses to give up. And he is done waiting around for Albus Dumbledore to give him information.

    Deciding to take his life into his own hands, Harry asks for training from several Order members, preparing himself to fight Voldemort while the whole wizarding world believes he's helpless and back in the muggle world.

    Meanwhile, his friends are at Hogwarts, tackling their own problems in the form of Dolores Umbridge. Harry hadn't expected the separation to be so difficult - or for a certain mischievous redhead to make the waiting game they'd entered into so very excruciating.

    He might have lost his home in Hogwarts, but with Sirius and Remus around, Harry begins to learn that rebuilding a family isn't as hard as he'd anticipated.

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    25 Mar 2024

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    It’s the seventy-fifth tally when they bring the alpha downstairs.

    From the second Soap can hear him, he’s shouting up a storm. There are four men on him, and twice as many guns besides: he fights like hell the whole way down the hall. As he’s shoved onto his knees, he sinks his fangs into the thigh of his nearest captor. He gets himself pistol-whipped for his effort, and still looks like he wants to try it again.

    Soap likes the big bastard intensely and immediately.

    Soap and Ghost are imprisoned by the Al-Qatala, and things only get worse from there.

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    05 Feb 2024

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    He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Although…there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: I’m here, I’m a part of this song too.

     

    After a near-fatal injury, John MacTavish finds himself back in his hometown in Scotland. Fresh off an untimely discharge, he's forced to cope with disability, his dysfunctional family, and the lingering knowledge that there are some things he's just not ready to leave behind...

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    24 Jan 2024

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    Just one bite; to taste, and let go.

    Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    A mission goes wrong and both Soap and Ghost are left wounded. Back home, on his sick-leave, Soap's apartment gets broken into by the very men they were supposed to capture that day. Captain Price sends him a location for a place that should be safe. Soap didn't expect to see Ghost in the doorway when he gets there, bare-footed, in comfortable clothes and his worn-out balaclava.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    The war is over and Sasuke is home for good, but Sakura can't choose between the boys she loves. Sasuke still has his demons and Naruto still fights them and Sakura still follows them both, but this time down a path that none of them expected.

    Takes place post-war, pre-epilogue.

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    12 Jan 2024

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    Sasuke never looked at Naruto as anything more than an annoyance like all his other peers, but a kiss, and a little bondage, is about to change all that.

    Reddit Crack Fic Idea: After getting kissed in the academy and then attacked and tied up by Naruto, Sasuke realizes he has followed all the steps of the traditional Uchiha ninja courtship(An old process inspired by the kidnapping of a rival clan kunoichi). Sasuke feels really touched and starts acting like a Yandere, being really nice to Naruto in his withdrawn way and getting really mad whenever someone says something bad about Naruto.

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    11 Jan 2024

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