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Monster by Rustcoloredraccoon
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
14 Dec 2020
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Dick Grayson didn't want to get up at 4 am, despite the bell ringing non-stop. But when he finds Tim on his doorstep, dressed as the Joker and covered in blood, he was glad he did open the door.
Tim Drake went missing three weeks ago. And the very first words Dick could pry out of him were: "I killed the Joker."
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25 Dec 2024
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Too Damn Late (Right on Time) by njw
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Dec 2019
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It’s really weird that Dick is not quite twenty years old right now compared to Tim’s seventeen, soon to be eighteen. He seems so much younger than he did the first time around, when a twelve year old Tim tracked him down and tried to convince him to go back to being Robin.
Dick has already surprised him by seemingly accepting his wild story about time travel. Well, hopefully he’ll be willing to go out on even more of a limb now.
Now, how best to phrase this? Jason’s his dead little brother—I have to find a way to tell him my plan delicately.
“Hey Dick,” Tim says, and then freezes as his mind abruptly goes blank. He stares at Dick, who returns his gaze expectantly. He opens his mouth and blurts out, “How are you at gravedigging?”
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This story is standalone and can be read separately from the rest of the series.
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For the tumblr Dicktim week day one time travel/moonlight prompt.Series
- Part 6 of Where's My Goddamn Dinosaur
- Part 1 of Dicktim Week Prompt Stories
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- 20,951
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- 6/6
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22 Dec 2024
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Under The Hood by drunkraiinbow
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
29 Aug 2019
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The Arkham Knight goes missing and Superboy starts investigating.
But he's not prepared for what he'll find out about his favourite villain, nor the unexpected twist their relationship will take.Series
- Part 2 of Jason Todd Month 2019
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21 Dec 2024
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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18 Dec 2024
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“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”
― William BlakeStiles and Lydia left Beacon Hills behind to start over. They are finished with the supernatural ruining their lives and try to work on their future. But the supernatural doesn't seem to be finished with them.
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- Part 1 of Justifiable
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27 Nov 2024
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ICEHOLE by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2022
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Izuku continues to fall. Off rocky cliffs, over tree stumps, into rivers and in love.
Or; they're married, but not bonded - and it's killing them. Like, for real.
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11 Jun 2024
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Left Behind (Together) by ElStark for asdfjkl129
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jun 2024
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“Izuku too.”“Your brother?”
“God no,” Katsuki snorts. “More like the love of my life.” he says plainly, with not an ounce of embarrassment. He’s spent too many days without him to feel any kind of awkwardness about the bottomless well of feelings he had for that goddamn nerd. He hates him a little now, for filling that pit with more grief than sweetness these days though.
“Oh,” Makoto’s smile turns shy, blush high on his cheeks and ears.
Hah. Kid.
“I never got to have a boyfriend,” he then says, sounding very sour. He kicks a stray stick. “Fucking zombies.”
“Ah, you never tried dating one? I hear they kiss like they wanna eat you.”
The done look Makoto gives him almost tickles a laugh out of him.
“Sorry,” Katsuki amends, patting him on the shoulder, “Fucking zombies.”
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- Part 14 of Soft Kacchan is my only Kacchan <3
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10 Jun 2024
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Dumbledore doesn't make it in time for Harry's trial, and the outcome is very different. Harry is expelled, his wand snapped.
But he refuses to give up. And he is done waiting around for Albus Dumbledore to give him information.
Deciding to take his life into his own hands, Harry asks for training from several Order members, preparing himself to fight Voldemort while the whole wizarding world believes he's helpless and back in the muggle world.
Meanwhile, his friends are at Hogwarts, tackling their own problems in the form of Dolores Umbridge. Harry hadn't expected the separation to be so difficult - or for a certain mischievous redhead to make the waiting game they'd entered into so very excruciating.
He might have lost his home in Hogwarts, but with Sirius and Remus around, Harry begins to learn that rebuilding a family isn't as hard as he'd anticipated.
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25 Mar 2024
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It’s the seventy-fifth tally when they bring the alpha downstairs.
From the second Soap can hear him, he’s shouting up a storm. There are four men on him, and twice as many guns besides: he fights like hell the whole way down the hall. As he’s shoved onto his knees, he sinks his fangs into the thigh of his nearest captor. He gets himself pistol-whipped for his effort, and still looks like he wants to try it again.
Soap likes the big bastard intensely and immediately.
Soap and Ghost are imprisoned by the Al-Qatala, and things only get worse from there.
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05 Feb 2024
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He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Although…there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: I’m here, I’m a part of this song too.
After a near-fatal injury, John MacTavish finds himself back in his hometown in Scotland. Fresh off an untimely discharge, he's forced to cope with disability, his dysfunctional family, and the lingering knowledge that there are some things he's just not ready to leave behind...
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- Part 1 of silver and gold
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24 Jan 2024
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Just one bite; to taste, and let go.
Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.
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23 Jan 2024
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A mission goes wrong and both Soap and Ghost are left wounded. Back home, on his sick-leave, Soap's apartment gets broken into by the very men they were supposed to capture that day. Captain Price sends him a location for a place that should be safe. Soap didn't expect to see Ghost in the doorway when he gets there, bare-footed, in comfortable clothes and his worn-out balaclava.
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23 Jan 2024
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The war is over and Sasuke is home for good, but Sakura can't choose between the boys she loves. Sasuke still has his demons and Naruto still fights them and Sakura still follows them both, but this time down a path that none of them expected.
Takes place post-war, pre-epilogue.
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12 Jan 2024
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Sasuke never looked at Naruto as anything more than an annoyance like all his other peers, but a kiss, and a little bondage, is about to change all that.
Reddit Crack Fic Idea: After getting kissed in the academy and then attacked and tied up by Naruto, Sasuke realizes he has followed all the steps of the traditional Uchiha ninja courtship(An old process inspired by the kidnapping of a rival clan kunoichi). Sasuke feels really touched and starts acting like a Yandere, being really nice to Naruto in his withdrawn way and getting really mad whenever someone says something bad about Naruto.
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- Part 1 of Kisses And Knots
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11 Jan 2024
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On the eve of Sasuke's seventh birthday, the Uchiha run. Five years later, Sasuke dies on the road. Thirteen days after and too many miles away, Naruto is stabbed to death, scattering the Kyuubi’s chakra into the universe.
From his seat in the heavens the Rikudō thinks, Again.
Inspired by Red Letter Day by mangacrack
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10 Jan 2024
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"You've got a pretty bounty on your head, Uchiha Sasuke."
"It's Uzumaki now." Sasuke said, flipping his hair out of his face. "And I'm retired."Bookmarked by IAmNotCapableOfInventingACleverUsername
08 Jan 2024
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Naruto is curious about his past, enough so that he steals the files on Uzumaki Kushina.
One of her seals takes him to Uzushio, which isn't as abandoned as it might seem. His history is laid out for him, and he can't turn away.
Naruto returns to Konoha a dead man walking, and more than just the Hokage is interested in his power.
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08 Jan 2024
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All his life, Sasuke loved his brother, even when he hated him for what he’s done. That is, until now.
Alternatively, Sasuke finds out the truth about the Uchiha massacre earlier than expected. Canon AU
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05 Jan 2024
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Sasuke was consumed with hatred because his family was killed. His entire family, not a single person left alive except him and their killer. It was enough to drive someone insane, or into the arms of the first maniac promising him enough power for revenge.
Instead Sasuke finds a little baby Uchiha on a meaningless mission and leaves Konoha for a vastly different reason.
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31 Dec 2023
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Hand Holding, the Damnation of the Bloodline, and Other Splendid Pastimes by Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Naruto
12 Jan 2021
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In which Sasuke's response to learning time-travel is possible is to try going back just that little bit further.
And overshooting the runway.
By a lot.
The ancestors may be giving him hell, but at least he's got Naruto with him.
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- Part 2 of - by Uchiha Sasuke
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28 Dec 2023