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    Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.

    A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.

    Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.

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    27 Jul 2020

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    Aziraphale is lifting off before he's thought about it. His wings are wet, approaching sodden, and he's not at all confident he'll keep aloft long enough to reach the drifting winged body, never mind hauling a half-drowned angel back to the Ark. But... well, you have to try, don't you?

    Closer up, when he can see the figure as more than just a shadow against the water, he realizes he's wrong again— the spreading wings are black-feathered. No bird, and also no angel.

    Black-feathered wings, and a black robe on a long, lean frame, and long red hair drifting loose in the current.

    Oh. Oh, no.


    In which an angel (perhaps unwisely) rescues a demon, (probably unwisely) reaches a temporary truce with him, and (definitely unwisely) contemplates his own feelings.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Crowley raises one dark eyebrow at him. “You sound as though you’ve got something in mind already, angel.”

    His eyes are golden in the sunlight, and his red hair is plaited loosely down his back. It sends Aziraphale back to 1186, to that spring wedding in a sprawling field of eagerly blooming jonquils. He thinks of how beautiful Crowley looked there in all his sunrise colors.

    Aziraphale reaches out to touch a rogue curl that escaped the plait. He can feel Crowley holding his breath.

    “I suppose I do,” Aziraphale admits quietly.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    There was something in the shadows. Something coiled there, the light gleaming on dark scales. Something misbegotten and monstrous.
    No, not a monster. Crowley.

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    22 Jul 2020

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    “What’s to stop me from killing you all the second you let me out?” He says, low and dangerous now.
    She steps closer, right to the edge of the circle, and they’re very close, separated only by air and magic. 
    “You’ll be stuck here forever,” she says, simply. “But if you help us, we’ll get you back where you came from. Home.”

     

     

     

    The Buffy/Good Omens crossover no-one asked for (but I wrote anyway).

    Crowley is summoned to another dimension, which happens to be Sunnydale? I don’t know either. It was mainly an excuse for me to write about my two favourite disaster demons.

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    22 Jul 2020

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    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

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    21 Jul 2020

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    It had never been Aziraphale's intention to found a sort of secret society of angry angels. Certainly he'd never imagined he might run a halfway house on Earth for them.

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    20 Jul 2020

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    In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.

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    17 Jul 2020

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    Crowley was an angel, once. Before she fell.

    Aziraphale was a warrior (she fell too. In her own time.)

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    16 Jul 2020

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    09 Jul 2020

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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    09 Jul 2020

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    "In His image" takes a turn for the weird, and the Dragon of Eden has his work cut out for him.

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    09 Jul 2020

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    07 Jul 2020

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    Adam resets everything after Armageddon, so none of it ever happened. Everything is put back the way it was, with Heaven and Hell none the wiser. But Crowley and Aziraphale are no longer willing to remain hereditary enemies, under the watchful eyes of their superiors. So they come up with an audacious plan that might just work.

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    05 Jul 2020

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    “Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

    “Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

    “Slipped?”

    “Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

    “What’s done - ?”

    “Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

    This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    AU in which Crowley is two entities, and Aziraphale isn’t sure how he feels about either of them.

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    28 Jun 2020

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    Starting college is hard enough already — making friends, choosing a degree, living on your own, maybe even kindling a romance with that cute annoying boy in your geometry class. When you're the antichrist and the almost antichrist, it's just a little bit harder.

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    25 Jun 2020

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    Once upon a time, an angel and a demon hitched a ride on the Ark.

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    21 Jun 2020

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    19 Jun 2020

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