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in:palehorse-darkgenuises by disabledMountain (Jade_green), Jade_green
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Oct 2026
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searching for message threads in CHA.OS is an easy, intuitive experience.
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Collected & disconnected oneshot logs between the delta kids. Ongoing for eternity, mostly comedic in nature. My own personal little upd8s!
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- Part 4 of the championsTirade corner
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TC: the øld man was right. søme sessiøns are døømed frøm the start!
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Bowie gathers his trusted mods to run a game of troll dnd. 100% pesterlog!
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- Part 3 of the championsTirade corner
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“You’ve played two truths and a lie dozens of times with him. The truths and lies just end up scrambled more often than not.”
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del'fi and t lie back and forth. they like it this way, thank you very much! for mogger week 2026.
*number of lies greatly exceeds 5
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- Part 2 of the championsTirade corner
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Your name isn’t important, because you are THE MOUNTAIN. You are freshly EIGHT LAPS OLD. You define yourself by your PHYSICAL STRENGTH, the area of excellence you have selected as every Satyr must. You are ONE BEEFY MOTHERFUCKER due to your rigorous training, with the only part of you that didn’t get the memo being your WINGS. You generally avoid mentioning this fact, because not only are your wings SMALL, they are also UGLY.
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mogger preening hype moments and aura ft disabled ct
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- Part 1 of the championsTirade corner
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Jeff Strider and the art of stable loops.
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- Part 4 of burgerverse
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the championsTirade corner by disabledMountain (Jade_green), Jade_green
Fandom Homestuck
13 Oct 2026
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my championsTirade/mountain centric fics. happy mountain climbing!
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my horrible burger stories. all are canon to the bkdave twitter!
lore thread here!
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Jason todd learns to exist.
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Cherry's Halloween 2020!!! by c_c_cherry, Jade_green
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Oct 2020
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Hook, Line, and Sinker by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2019
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A minute and twenty profiles later, Shōta’s about to exit out of the dating app when a certain picture catches his eye.
Shōta stares. After all, he hadn’t thought someone would be enough of an idiot to try to use superstar singer Present Mic’s face to catfish people.
Slowly, a smirk spreads over his face, and he likes the profile.
(Or: Shōta decides to mess with a catfish. Only the catfish isn't actually a catfish.)
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Bookmarked by Jade_green
07 Aug 2026
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Your name is Dirk Strider. But most people call you ‘Bro’, others call you Dad – but you hope it doesn’t stick.
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Bro's rehabilitation into a Cal-less society is immediately interrupted when he gets arrested.
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- Part 2 of locus of control
Bookmarked by Jade_green
08 Nov 2025
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A spontaneous vacation is taken, well enough is not left alone, and the elephant in the room is so big none of the furniture fits anymore.
Bookmarked by Jade_green
01 Nov 2025
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“Allow me to tell you…a story,” the thing wearing a child’s skin says. The words sound like they’ve been dragged through concrete, but its smile is a little less malicious and a little more hollow. That’s…maybe good?
Sans shrugs.
“sure. i love stories. this one have a happy ending?”
It grimaces through that pinned-on smile. Its eyes are flat and dead.
“That remains to be seen,” it mutters. It shrugs its shoulders, squirms a little bit. Trying to get comfortable in skin that it doesn’t belong in.
“It’s a story about some kid who freed all the monsters,” it says. “They’re…they’re a…good…they’re…”
My take on a post-pacifist No Mercy run.
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Bookmarked by Jade_green
23 Sep 2025
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TT: Wait a moment.
TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
TG: what are you talking about
EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
EB: dave is that… blood?Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.
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Bookmarked by Jade_green
07 Sep 2025