20 Works by Jade_green
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in:palehorse-darkgenuises by disabledMountain (Jade_green), Jade_green
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Oct 2026
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searching for message threads in CHA.OS is an easy, intuitive experience.
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Collected & disconnected oneshot logs between the delta kids. Ongoing for eternity, mostly comedic in nature. My own personal little upd8s!
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- Part 4 of the championsTirade corner
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TC: the øld man was right. søme sessiøns are døømed frøm the start!
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Bowie gathers his trusted mods to run a game of troll dnd. 100% pesterlog!
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- Part 3 of the championsTirade corner
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“You’ve played two truths and a lie dozens of times with him. The truths and lies just end up scrambled more often than not.”
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del'fi and t lie back and forth. they like it this way, thank you very much! for mogger week 2026.
*number of lies greatly exceeds 5
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- Part 2 of the championsTirade corner
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Your name isn’t important, because you are THE MOUNTAIN. You are freshly EIGHT LAPS OLD. You define yourself by your PHYSICAL STRENGTH, the area of excellence you have selected as every Satyr must. You are ONE BEEFY MOTHERFUCKER due to your rigorous training, with the only part of you that didn’t get the memo being your WINGS. You generally avoid mentioning this fact, because not only are your wings SMALL, they are also UGLY.
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mogger preening hype moments and aura ft disabled ct
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- Part 1 of the championsTirade corner
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Jeff Strider and the art of stable loops.
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- Part 4 of burgerverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,254
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 138
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burger dave tries to sleep.
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- Part 3 of burgerverse
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(You think about your brother, and stop yourself before you get further than his shades.)
burger dave lore and character study ft. temporary death, diy top surgery, three divorces, and a long overdue conversation.
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- Part 2 of burgerverse
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Dave: bash your head against the wall. by not so shitposting (Jade_green)
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Nov 2025
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Burger King Dave takes a visit to the cooler.
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- Part 1 of burgerverse
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Papyrus didn’t mind the puns until he was a teenager, but by then, fate’s atlas was set— Sans just needed a new place to practice.
He finds it not long after opening the store. He finds a woman.
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Sans and the rain
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Angelica is the only woman Grevorr has ever loved in any way. He loves her because they’re the same. They’re better. They’re different.”
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Grevorr and his many problems, all of his own making.
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the world is an oyster (and i am the grit) by Jade_green
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
13 Oct 2023
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Jason Todd learns to live with himself.
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“You want somethin’ to eat?” Hood asks, interrupting Jason’s spiral, “I’m not gonna cook tonight, but I’ve got some shit in the fridge.”
“I don’t eat.”
“You ate a cigarette earlier.”
“I told you, I—”
“Like the texture, yeah,” Hood huffs, “so do you want something or not?”
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- Part 2 of Song of the Insensible
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Jason Todd is haunted by himself.
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“So, you’re me?” This version of him, a fucking Batman, looks Jason up and down. “You look fucked.”
“Alfred would have your head if he could hear you.” Jason says.
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- Part 1 of Song of the Insensible
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The Legend of Zelda: THROW THE SWORD!! by c_c_cherry, Jade_green
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
08 Aug 2022
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Legends speak of a time before the scourge of Ganon—a hero from the sky, a Goddess in the form of a girl, a woman both old and young, a great demon of hatred—and a bully turned friend. But what if the hero was a bit closer to the girl on one fateful flight? What if, because of that one moment, nothing went according to plan?
What if fate found a way to have not one hero...but two?
In other words: HERO GROOSE AU! Featuring cooler NPCs, a stubborn sword, unexpected villains (and allies??) and a whole bunch of stupid jokes. Our fun little AU in honour of Skyward Sword's re-release is officially finished!
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time travellers ought to stick together by Jade_green
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
15 Jun 2022
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A man opened his eyes to snow. The moment he regained consciousness, he could remember three major things:
•His name was Ingo.
•He was just in Nimbasa City.
•It didn’t snow this time of year in Nimbasa City.***
Akari and Ingo enter Hisui at the same time. Neither can remember much, but it’s much easier forgetting when you have new people to make memories with.
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Time and Wild find themselves in the lost woods- a place with unpleasant memories for them both.
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Heart On Your Armour by c_c_cherry, Jade_green
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
08 Aug 2021
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Twilight took a deep, deep breath, and held it. After letting himself breathe out for a few seconds, he straightened himself out, and spoke to someone other than Midna about his mentor for the very first time.
“When Time dies, he’s wearing that armour.”
Alternatively: Twilight tries to prevent the impossible. Wind also gets tetanus (unrelated.)
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Morioh's Spooky Swamp Stories by c_c_cherry, Jade_green
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Oct 2020
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There are some parts of Morioh that even the local guide doesn't cover—Josuke and his band of friends (and Rohan) venture out to exchange spooky stories on a Halloween night in the most infamous building on the outskirts of Morioh: The Abandoned Costco.
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- Part 1 of Cherry's Halloween 2020!!!
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The Joestars, The Speedwagon Foundation and their worst enemy’s grandson by Jade_green
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Sep 2020
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On a cold December night in 1888, the son of Dio Brando is born. When Robert E.O speed wagon decided to watch that child from afar to prevent another Dio, he most definitely didn't think he'd be taking in the child's son over 50 years later.
With the grandson of Dio, Giorno, now under this foundations care, a lot would change. Not only for Giorno, but for the Joestars. Starting off with Joseph practically gaining a clingy younger brother over night.
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Stairway to Heaven's Door by c_c_cherry, Jade_green
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Jul 2020
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As Josuke and company are required by Jotaro to pick up the last of Kira's information from Rohan as him and Joseph hunt down a stand user wreaking havoc in Morioh, they get more than they bargained for when they come face-to-face with his stand instead.
...but something seems off. They just can't put their finger on it.
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Frog gummies make everything better by Jade_green
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Jun 2020
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Haruno opens his eyes to find himself surrounded by 5 strange men and 1 strange girl. They all seem to be worried about someone named Giorno... But Haruno has never met a Giorno in his life.
(featuring: terrible outfits, implied bruabba and frog gummies)