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Don't Dream It. Be It. by EyesOnHisThighs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens (Graphic Novel)
29 Jun 2026
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Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a nice life, splitting themselves between the bookshop and their new cottage in the South Downs. They enjoy freedom from worry about interference from Heaven and Hell. After thousands and thousands of years of mutual pining, these two idiots have finally made out and learned how to give themselves absolute pleasure. They spend a lot of time connecting carnally. Crowley takes a new effort out for a spin and within a few weeks, they realize that ALL of Crowley's female-presenting reproductive anatomy is actually in place, leading to two positive lines on a pregnancy test. Lots of sex, lots of domestic fluff, and a bunch of pregnancy shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Parents Timeline
- Part 2 of Ineffable Baby
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- 516,509
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- 68/?
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01 Oct 2025
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It's Only This Moment, Don't Care What Comes After by MurmursInTheNight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 May 2025
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Thing is, Lucius could talk the talk. Of course he could. He could talk his way out of a paper bag that happened to be simultaneously on fire and drifting in the middle of the ocean. That wasn’t the problem. But faced with actually going through with it, actually enacting the bullshit, the waffle, the lust-ladened threats and the flirtatious comments… well, that was different.
And now Izzy was stood in front of him in his open doorway, bottle of wine in hand, and a soft (if slightly smug) smile on his face, and Lucius wanted to fold in that instant. Run. Run away saying ‘actually I didn’t mean it but thanks so much anyway’ and shut himself in his bedroom and never come out again. Except for when he had to see Izzy at work the next day. Well, that was going to be fucking awkward either way! Shit, he really hadn’t thought this through…
“Can I come in?”
Izzy finds out Lucius has never really bottomed. He decides he's going to rectify that for him. But as once becomes twice, three times, and more, feeling start to creep in. And, to begin with, neither of them know where they stand with that...
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14 May 2025
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The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
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- 13,937
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- 1/1
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11 Mar 2025
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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- English
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- 22,118
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- 1/1
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11 Mar 2025
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“Is Michael flirting with you?” Georgia asked her husband as she sat on the couch, scrolling on her phone.
“What?” David said, raising his head so quickly that he almost twisted his neck.
“No need to get yourself all worked up, baby, it’s just that it looks like he’s all over you in these interviews,” Georgia replied, half-laughing.
“I... I’– m not getting worked up about it, it’s just..." said David in a slightly higher pitch than usual “do you think he’s flirting with me?”
“Oh, I know he’s flirting with you baby, I just wanted to see if you knew”
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This fanfic was born from the idea that the foursome scene at the beginning of the third episode of "The way", directed by Michael Sheen, is based from something that actually happened between David, Michael, Anna and Georgia.
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- English
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- 2,795
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- 1/?
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Bookmarked by Kate_rtot
26 Jan 2025
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got chains at your door (and need a release) by shatteredhourglass for heIzHands, AnarchyAndOldLace
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Feb 2023
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“You fucking dickheads,” Izzy says. “I’m going to lock you out of the apartment and let you rot outside.”
“Ah, you’ll be fine. Just… keep ‘em occupied for an hour or two,” Jack says, shoving at Ed’s nonexistent ass as he tries to squeeze through the window.
God, he hates them both.
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02 Jan 2025
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There are some days, when he will simply open his eyes, feel sleep bleed out and the world bleed in, and know, without a shred of a doubt, that it’s going to be a shit one.
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16 Nov 2024
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Milk & Honey by MrsNoggin for Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jul 2021
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“Can I try some?” He blurts the request before he can squash it back down, where it belongs, somewhere under his lungs, between his stomach and that place that burns when he looks at her lips a little too long.
In which Aziraphale is Nanny, and Crowley appreciates that. A lot.
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- English
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- 1/1
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30 Oct 2024
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Crowley knows he shouldn't but he still turns around on his heels and walks toward the back room.
“I would, actually. You sound in terrible pain,” he says quietly to the door.
He can hear the angel’s heavy breathing on the other side. His nostrils burn burn burn and his body wants and wants and wants.
Go on, take what you want. Take take take, it whispers in his ear like the serpentine tongue of temptation licking at his desire.
“It’s not that bad, my dear.”
“I can help you. Please, angel,” he begs quietly, fingers already touching the cool wood of the door.
“I won’t… do anything you don’t want me to. I just… sssssmell your despair.”
“Crowley, please…”
The demon’s ears perk - was that a yes, please or a go away, please?
He feels himself ache - looks down at his trousers and realises he’s manifested without intent.
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26 Oct 2024
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The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking by for_autumn_i_am
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.
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- English
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16 Sep 2024
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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“Truth be told, I might have been…” Michael huffs, something between a sigh and a laugh. Dips his head and looks up at David at the same time; self-deprecating, knee-jerk flirty. “It sounds ridiculous now, obviously, but I might have been avoiding you, a bit.”
AKA the one where they used to be enemies, and also used to fuck.
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07 Sep 2024
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"Come on," David says, wheedling. "Come on, properly. It's not like you'll knock me up, is it?"
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05 Sep 2024
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If Only They Knew by FictionbyArtem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Staged (TV 2020) RPF, michael sheen and david tennant, Good Omens (TV) RPF
24 Sep 2024
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Following David's Olivier Award nomination, the couples decide to celebrate.
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19 Aug 2024
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Laundry Day by arabellas_court (arabellawrites)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale really wants to get that demon pregnant.
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12 Aug 2024
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Michael and David wrap the second season of Good Omens, but they're both left longing for something more: each other.
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01 Jul 2024
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The Art of Temptation by redundant_angel
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale is playing with fire and Crowley has long since fallen under the angel's spell. Which of them will succumb to temptation first?
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- 2
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17 May 2024
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“Good heavens,” Aziraphale tuts. “Carnal temptations and a vulgar mouth. Whatever will I do with you, my dear?”
Crowley’s mouth opens, but no words come forth. “Absolutely anything you like,” he rasps at length, blinking up at Aziraphale in a wonderstruck sort of way.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 325
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17 May 2024
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[Podfic] Summer's End by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Nov 2023
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2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.
A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.- Language:
- English
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- 94
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- 14/14
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- 11
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Bookmarked by Kate_rtot
21 Dec 2023
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A Certain Glow by INeedABurnerAccountOkay
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Nov 2023
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He’s drunk and it’s probably a really bad idea, but his brain isn’t working quite like it usually does, and all he can think about is Aziraphale and kissing and kissing Aziraphale.
So, he removes all his clothes, takes the Bentley on the trip of a lifetime (thank someone for the fact that it has a mind of its own), parks it in front of the bookshop, lets himself in through the front door and tries to look sufficiently seductive as he calls Aziraphale’s name.
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Or: Crowley attempts to seduce Aziraphale while he's drunk. It doesn't go quite according to plan!
Bookmarked by Kate_rtot
22 Nov 2023