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    30 Dec 2025

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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

     

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Sometimes you get so worn down by the laundry list of BS in your life that you need to go on a date(??) with your wife, your press secretary, and the Radio Demon who manages your daughter's hotel.

    Which would be fine if Vox and Alastor weren't engaging in psychological warfare again.

    Or "The Checkmate Polycule Does Polyculing Either Very Right or Very Wrong."

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    18 Dec 2025

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    When Lucifer agrees to seal his angelic powers to set an example of humility and to buy more time for the Hotel to produce results, Adam and the Exorcists scheme with the Vees in order to take the Hazbin Hotel down for good. Meanwhile, Alastor is harboring a little secret that could change the face of Hell and a few of his old debts are finally coming due.

    And Husk has caught Feelings, which is unrelated to all of the above.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Lucifer stumbles upon a rather effective way of shutting up The Radio Demon.

    Alternatively, Alastor can't cope with his feelings and makes it everyone else's problem.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    “Why him?”

    Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.

    There’s a lot he can say here.

    Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.

    But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”

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    13 Dec 2025

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    In Hindsight, keeping your wings hidden away and restricted was only bound to cause problems once you let them back out. But Lucifer can't afford to make his problems known, even if the chronic pain piled on top of his already deteriorating mental health is is beginning to drag him down in a way he might not be able to come back from by himself.

    But it seems like he's not the only one with problems. Just what is Alastor hiding?

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    11 Dec 2025

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    A smarter man might have thought something was suspicious when Charlie had said 'I'll send you my location!'

    Lucifer, however, had proven time and time again that intelligent design never extended so far as to reach him. He could add his oversight about this to his long list of fuck ups, and it was realising that Charlie wasn't really calling him, hadn't actually forgiven him for ruining her dream – probably her whole life, if he wanted to be brutally honest – that had him going still when he felt power cables wrapping around his chest and pinning his arms to his sides the moment he'd stepped through his portal.

    He'd been so excited. For the span of about five minutes, he'd thought he might have a chance to fix things – again. That he could grovel and apologise and explain himself, because he really had been trying to help – hadn't he?

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    Lucifer finds himself with an unexpected ally to drag him out of his pit of self-pity.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    One of Alastor’s lesser known traits is that of his extensive hearing abilities. Being the Radio Demon, he has long since been able to attune himself to each and every frequency, and no gossip inside the Pride Ring is able to slip from his notice for long. If he wants to hear it, he will. The arrangement allows for a great deal of eavesdropping, for listening in on his enemies’ weaknesses and his allies’ fears.

    Inevitably since Lucifer’s explosive entrance to the hotel, Alastor has been paying quite a bit of his spare attention to the ruler of Hell.

    Although recently, another sound accompanies Lucifer.

    Crying.

    In which the Radio Demon can hear everything that happens in the Pride Ring and is burdened with knowing that the King of Hell has been softly crying much too often lately.

    Taking place after season 2’s finale.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.

    In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Vox squints his eyes. “Who?”

    Val and Vel both stare at him, dumbfounded.

    They share a look with each other, just as confused as him. Vel clears her throat. “The Radio Demon?” she tries, like he should recognize it.

    He doesn’t.

    “Radio?” Vox furrows his brow, thinking. “Kind of outdated, isn’t it? Aren’t we in the modern era of television right now?” He makes a wide sweeping gesture. “Out with the old, in with the new!”

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    or, an amnesiac box-head era Vox.

    Featuring a very much meddling Alastor.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Velvette stared. Then:
    “…You are so weird. I love it.”

    She straightened, clapped her hands once, decision made.

    “Okay, since you're stuck here and I’m awake and bored and dehydrated? We’re hanging out.”

    Alastor perked.
    “Hanging… out?”

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Who gave Alastor the swivel chair? Who freed him from it and put him at the vanity? Who dragged him several floors down to harass Vox?

    Velvette, of course, because if Vox wanted to keep his ex-situationship around, then she's allowed to have some fun too

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Alastor has accepted the fact that he is now an angel. Unfortunately, he deals with this by making it everyone else's problem.

    Heaven has no idea what they're in for. To their dismay, Hell does.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Alastor dies in battle and gets redeemed.

    This is a huge mistake, and he would very much like to go back, please.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    "Radio AND video. Me and you; we could rule Hell, together, as partners"
    "As partners? Are you proposing Vincent?"

    What if instead of laughing his ass off and rejecting Vox, Alastor made Vox propose to him? Aka Alastor having his own agenda while Vox just accepts everything having the time of his life.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    The thing about Alastor was, despite his ‘international man of mystery’ vibe, he wasn’t above being the one manipulated if a person knew how and Lucifer was one in the know. This wasn’t amateur hour here, he was Lucifer, thank you, and his manipulation techniques were top notch.

    The best way to get anyone to do something for you was making them believe it was their idea in the first place

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Alastor, Altruist, Died for his Friends. That was the headline. Vox made sure it was plastered all over Hell the moment he'd seen that demon flee for his life. After he remained missing, Vox accepted that he really was dead. Dead and gone. No rival. He and the Vees were now free to rule Hell as the Overlords they'd always dreamed of being, and the plans were finally in motion.

    Then Vox went out for donuts, and everything came crashing down. Because Alastor wasn't dead.

    He was barely alive.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    The cards weren’t in his favor. “Husker, are you infatuated with that arachnid strumpet?”

    “Yeah, yeah, I am,” he said, going for sarcasm and missing because of the weird panic that was edging into his laugh. “I’m thinkin’ a June wedding.”

    “It’ll lead right into a July funeral, I suspect,” Alastor laughed, slapping his hand on the bar. “No wonder you’re so interested in releasing him from his contract. If Valentino heard there was someone who loved his prized star, why he would be absolutely livid.”

    The cackle was unnecessary and Husk said as much, glowering. When that failed to shut him up, he waited until there was a lull and hissed, “Ya done?”

    There was a pause, a ‘no,’ and then another chorus of maniacal laughter that sent Pentious, who had come into the parlor for something, slithering away with nothing more than an eep and an apology.

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    29 Nov 2025

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