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    “I pee on a stick every day, take my temperature, app tells me when to fuck,” Ilya summarises succinctly. “App says we fuck today. Possibly tomorrow also.”

    “Tomorrow too?” Shane teases. “Are you just trying to get into my pants?”

    “If I was just trying to get into your pants I wouldn’t be on bottom,” Ilya points out, and he does have a point there. Not that topping is unpleasant, or anything, but it’s not exactly something Shane tends to do without an occasion. “I also wouldn’t have to use app. I would say ‘Hollander, get your dick out,’ and you get your dick out.”

    “Are you calling me easy?”

    “Yes. We are both easy, it is the best thing about our relationship.”

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    Shane and Ilya want kids, preferably soon. The details of making that happen prove to be slightly more complicated than initially anticipated.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Scott must be confused as hell if he was asking for Kip. Especially in front of his teammates. Kip should say no, that he was a friend from outside New York. He lived in Vancouver or Hawaii or England. Scott was quite literally concussed, he didn’t actually want his ex-boyfriend showing up. It had been made abundantly clear that Kip and Scott’s friend groups would not be meeting each other.

    “I—yeah. What hospital is he at?” Kip said.

    Podfic of Concussion Protocol by smilebackwards.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    When Tony Crow retreats to a small town to outrun a crippling writer’s block, he doesn’t expect to find himself drawn into the quiet orbit of Ezekiel, Mitford’s steady, gentle priest—or into the life of James, an eight-year-old boy waiting out a bureaucratic impasse before joining his new family.

    Over ten winter days, Tony discovers that children don’t arrive alone—they arrive with storms. And sometimes, if you’re very lucky, they leave behind something that makes you Real.

    A soft, Christmassy AU about chosen family and finding home where you least expect it.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Crowley goes to therapy, because he needs it. This is a story of hurt and healing, and eventually finding out what it means to be happy.

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    14 Jul 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Not afraid at all,” the angel finally says. “I mean, maybe slightly afraid. You see, my editor-in-chief doesn’t know I’m here.”
    “He doesn’t?”
    “I was supposed to review the new production of Hamlet…”
    “The one with Ian McKellen?”
    “Yes, exactly, but Eve – Miss Gardner, that is – she’s been working so hard and she would love nothing more than to be taken seriously, and she thought Gabriel gave her this assignment for all the wrong reasons, you see – and, between us, knowing Gabriel, I’m quite sure she was right – and, and I realized she needed my assignment way more than I did. So, if you really must know, I just… gave it away.”
    “You what?!”
    “I gave it away!” the angel repeats, slightly distressed.
    “Let me get this straight: you traded the chance to review one of the most anticipated shows of the year to interview… little old me?”

    -

    (Or: Crowley is a magician with a new Inferno-inspired show opening in London, Aziraphale the angelic-looking journalist who's supposed to interview him. Crowley immediately tries his best to ruffle his feathers. Much to his surprise, though, Aziraphale isn't as pearl-clutchy as he looks. Things go as you'd expect.)

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    02 Jul 2025

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    Crowley applies to be on Bake Off primarily so his students will stop pestering him to apply to be on Bake Off. He's not expecting to get on, and definitely not expecting the bookseller from around the corner to also be there.

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    01 Jun 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 46

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    A human AU where Aziraphale is a publisher and writer, and Crowley is a producer and musician. Both have skeletons in their closets but support each other as they overcome them.

    Play The Game - enemies to lovers start to things.
    Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - things get serious and their initial project together ties up.
    It's A Hard Life - Aziraphale's situation is explored and eventually resolved.
    Don't Stop Me Now - Crowley's past is expanded on and eventually confronted.

    I hope you enjoy :)

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    23 Apr 2025

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    Aziraphale Fell had lived an ordinary life, two kids, a job, and then the cautionary wife.
    While it was all going accordingly to plan, then, Aziraphale fell in love with another man.

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    https://youtu.be/NCCHxlsNM_w?si=nQVzY6ZZJPfErxmi
    This song is a banger and also made me think of our boys.

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    23 Apr 2025

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    Anthony J. Crowley, best selling author, has writer's block. He could blame the Accident, but deep down he knows his block started way before. He hasn't written anything in too long, if we choose to ignore the dozens of unsent letters addressed to the angel he lost two decades ago, when he moved to New York City.
    When his best (and only) friend convinces him to take a little vacation in a small town in Connecticut, he expects peace and quiet. He doesn't expect to see the smile that still haunts his dreams again. Apparently, small towns are full of surprises, and how late is too late?

     

    The world stops spinning on its axis or, at the very least, Crowley stops breathing. This is absolutely impossible. He forces himself to swallow, to take a deep breath, as he doesn’t want to scare this girl off. Muriel, who is still smiling, all bright and wide and just like-
    Oh, God. “A bookshop, you said?” He chokes out. This is impossible, and he’s being ridiculous. He is in London, this is just a sick coincidence and his stupid brain playing stupid games.
    “Yes, you can see it if you turn around.” Crowley doesn’t move. “It’s called A. Z. Fell Books.”
    Now, the world definitely stops spinning.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Aziraphale is used to spending long nights battling insomnia and repairing old and damaged books. But he's unprepared for his new neighbour to be quite so attractive, or to develop a habit for sleepwalking into his flat during the night.

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Aziraphale did not want to head home for Christmas. Spending the entirety of the holidays with his Mother and siblings seemed, if you asked him, like a special version of Hell carved out just for him. Making up a boyfriend that he was spending the season with seemed like a perfect excuse (and no, he wasn't going to think too hard about why he had provided Crowley's name), until his Mother had insisted they should both come.

    "It'd be great to meet him!"

    Aziraphale had no idea how he was going to explain this to the coffee shop owner he'd had a crush on for the last two years, much less convince him to take part, but he was about to find out.

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    It's Christmas time, and our ineffable idiots are faking a relationship while definitely not being totally, completely head over heels for each other.

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    11 Mar 2025

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    Warlock is feeling pretty good about his one-night-stand at a friend's wedding, until he wakes up to find himself being managed out of Adam's bed by an antichrist who's too used to his hookups being hopelessly enthralled with him.

    Weirdly, Warlock's immune to that antichrist charm - and Adam's strangely happy to be called an asshole with a superiority complex. Lovers to pissed-off-acquaintances to lovers and revelations of an antichrist nature ensue.

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    09 Mar 2025

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    This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :

    Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.

    Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.

    To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..

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    04 Mar 2025

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    After a mishap with a client, Crowley finds himself booking in at his local emergency department. His bitchy angel of a nurse takes good care of him, making Crowley regret that he can't really just leave his number.
    Perhaps the universe has other plans for his love life?

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    01 Mar 2025

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    FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.

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    20 Feb 2025

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    Aziraphale didn't believe in reiki, or healing energies, or crystals, despite the thinly veiled implications and upsell offerings of this particular spa. But he believed in love. He believed in loving the people around him, and he believed in channeling that care into his work.
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    Crowley seeks out a new massage therapist when his old injury starts giving him hell.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    Two London snobs (accomplished professionals highly respected in their fields, thank you very much) are forced to stop and reconsider their life and career choices after a horrible summer. Strongly encouraged by their entourage to take a break and reconnect with nature, whatever that means, they find themselves on the same idyllic Scottish island by some strange twist of fate. New neighbours and temporary owners of two nearly identical cottages that are in desperate need of new plumbing and better kitchens, burned out actor Aziraphale and disgraced chef Crowley can’t stop running into each other.
    Autumn on the Isle of Skye is rainy and lonely, and everyone needs some company. And if the company is so good that parting seems unbearable, it’s just part of the magic of the island, surely. Afterall, they only have one autumn.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    Alex shrugs again, unbothered. “It’s not a big secret,” he says.

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    27 Oct 2024

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