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Rebellious teenagers don’t get coffee by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Apr 2021
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‘Who’s dead?’ A tinny voice sounded through the phone speaker, ‘it’s five in the fucking morning so someone better be dead.’
‘Jason,’ Dick glared at Tim as if daring him to speak. The younger boy shrunk into himself instinctively.
'Why don’t you tell your hungover little brother about the dangers of hard drugs?’
The other side of the call fell silent and then-
‘Ten minutes.’
The line went dead.
Or: Tim throws a party. Dick's not impressed. Jason just wishes that he wasn't the only person in this family with a functioning brain cell (all drug use is by side characters only).
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30 Nov 2025
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singularity by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, The Boys (TV 2019)
04 Aug 2024
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“Human male, enhanced, mid-forties,” Bruce read out from his tablet, stepping around Homelander’s cot with a brief, surveying look at the man. “Vulnerability to…zinc and other Earth compounds. Minor muscle atrophy noted. Possibly from lack of full development during childhood. Other--”
“The suit is padded,” Clark cut in, staring at Homelander’s legs. “You’re wearing a padded suit?”
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13 Nov 2025
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The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.
When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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- 6/6
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08 Nov 2025
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Timothy Jackson Drake's Guide to Unwanted Interdimensional Travel.
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OR: It's just Tim's luck. Ever since The Incident approximately seven months ago, he's been bouncing between interdimensional universes like a badly programmed pinball and all he wants to do is get home. But if help was coming, wouldn't it have shown up by now?
With no rescue on the horizon or back-up watching his six, this is one mission Tim's going to have to solo.
Wait. Is that a dragon?
... and doesn't this scrawny kid look sort of Sibling Shaped™️ to you?
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09 Oct 2025
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Redrawing the Lines by BirdChild
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 May 2020
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Dick finds out that Damian cut Tim's line.
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- Part 1 of Birds in Their Little Nest
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- 3/3
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02 Oct 2025
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Trust Fall (Doubt You'll Catch Me) by Lovechraft
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
26 Sep 2025
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It sucked that Tim couldn't trust his family. They had either been his abusers or bystanders, but even when he tried to take himself off their hands, they clung to him like a sticky residue. Trapped, he felt like a mouse beneath a cat's paw, and he knew the only escape would be a clean-cut break with no room for interpretion.
Somehow, they made room for interpretation.
“Bruce,” Tim rasped, his discarded Red Robin suit a thousand pound weight in his hands, clean and ready to go in its case. “You don’t even *like* me.”
The truth dangled between them like a spider’s web clinging to separate walls.To no one’s shock, Batman said nothing. The only sounds in the cave were the shuffling of bats and Tim’s bike rumbling softly at the entrance, waiting patiently for him to make his escape.
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Bookmarked by Neutral_Dead
27 Sep 2025
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I love you more than anything (bio dad au) by iron_spider
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Oct 2025
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The highs and lows of Tony unexpectedly becoming a single dad at 31– from Peter’s early baby years, all the way past the defeat of Thanos
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11 Sep 2025
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
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Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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07 Sep 2025
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His Kids, His Life by froot__loopity
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types
12 Jul 2023
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01 Sep 2025
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The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.
There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.
Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?
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a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...
Jason may have a problem.
Less crack-y than it sounds. This is mainly hurt, angst, and reckoning with canon trauma. Comfort will come! There *will* be a happy ending.
[summary updated 1/21/22]
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- Part 1 of Red Robin Hood
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- 193,221
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- 34/?
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17 Aug 2025
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Bruce hadn't wanted another son, not after Jason, not after experiencing that hurt.
He hadn't wanted another Robin either, but Tim Drake had something to say about that, which is fine, it can be purely a work relationship...But this time the Drakes have something to say about that.
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Bruce is grieving Jason, having another son wasn't even a thought but one unfortunate night Bruce learns that Tim is being neglected.
Bruce takes the boy in, the purely work relationship turned into father/son. Not only does Bruce start to heal, he feels guilty about it.Or more simply: Bruce is grieving and is guilty about moving on, Tim learns that his parents never had his best interest at heart, Dick is trying his best, and Alfred is doing his best...oh and four and a half years later they learn that Jason is still alive.
What can possibly go wrong? (Everything)Oh and did you know Bruce that you have a biological son?
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17 Aug 2025
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Birds Fly In Different Directions by 24hrdaydreamer
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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Tim Drake has a list of problems that only seems to be getting longer. In fact, his list is starting to look dangerously similar to a CVS receipt...
Or... My take on the Batfam where I follow very little rules but have lots of fun doing not doing so ☺️
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17 Aug 2025
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The Best Laid Plans of Robins by Aleena_Pallaz
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman: Hush (2019), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
29 Jun 2025
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Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".
Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.
Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.
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Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.
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- Part 1 of The Best Laid Plans
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- English
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- 76,532
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- 25/25
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17 Aug 2025
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Tim falls into a pollen-induced coma, courtesy of Poison Ivy. It takes a while for the Bats to figure out that he isn't just sleeping.
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13 Aug 2025
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"Damian, are they making ‘your mom’ jokes?”
“I feel bad for Wayne. If some whore dumped her creepy kid onto me I'd just leave the country.”
“Yes,” Damian says. “They are.”
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08 Aug 2025
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Tim Drake used to love photography. He used to be pretty damn good at it, too.
He doesn't do it so much anymore.
And he isn't sure why that seems to bother Damian so much.
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- 7/7
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09 Jul 2025
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- is worth two in the portal.
or: an AU in which, instead of going through the portal, Ford is turned into a bird instead. and Stan, who assumes his brother is in some other dimension now, finds himself suddenly responsible for Ford’s pet. (that he kept in the basement?)
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28 May 2025
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Contrary to Popular Belief, The Changes in Vigilante Mantles Actually Affect Civilians by NMDG
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 May 2025
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Tim Drake leaves Gotham. Damian Wayne becomes Robin.
Gotham city... reacts.
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Death Wish Coffee House @deathwishWe were sorting through our security camera footage and came upon some disturbing videos of Robin 5:
[Video: Robin 3 and Robin 5 swinging through the buildings. Robin 5 stops mid-swing and diverts to another rooftop, watching Robin 3's line snap and making no move to help. Robin 5 grabs onto a ledge. Barely.
Robin 5 yells something unintelligible, and Robin 3 responds, horrified: You cut my line?
The date and time flash onscreen and the video ends.]
>tinkerbell @fallwendybirdfall
so not only is Robin 5 classist and on some weird blood superiority bullshit, he actively tried to murder the savior robin>average day in crime alley @goofysillyshenaniganery
what the fuck. this is the dude PROTECTING us? savior robin is a literal hero and he tried to murder him. how are we safe???Bookmarked by Neutral_Dead
17 May 2025
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All the Things We Don't Talk About by floristkills
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
13 Mar 2025
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Contrary to popular belief, Taako and his sister are doing great! They might have to steal to stay alive and sleep outside, but it's not so bad. Especially compared to staying with some of their cruddy family or being apart. As long as the twins are together, they'll be okay.
Which is why Taako is quite confuzzled to wake up surrounded by a bunch of strangers that apparently know him. And no Lup. Or at least, not his Lup.
These people might claim to be his family, but how is he supposed to trust that?
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Taako gets hit with a de-aging curse that also takes his memories. The parallels are kind of awkward for everyone, but there's no time to dwell on it while trying to break the curse and take care of a small, traumatized, weasel of a child.
There's a bit of time for crying and bonding along the way though.
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13 May 2025
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Dick Grayson decides to finish what he started.
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Nightwing goes on a killing spree, told in a series of twitter posts, texts and news headlines.
- Language:
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- Words:
- 17,265
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by Neutral_Dead
12 May 2025