Never_Everhart
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Gale Dekarios, M.D. by ankarios, DemoraFairy, desertrose27, GalesDinner, Itinerantginger, Never_Everhart, parkouringrabbit, WestleyDaydream
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Aug 2025
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Gale is a prodigy and obtained his medical degree at a young age, forgoing his teen years in favor of the practice. After several messy years with his ex, he meets another doctor in another city and sparks fly.
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All My Chains Lie in Her Keeping by Never_Everhart for patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Jun 2025
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If you'd told me a year ago I'd be writing femdom for one of my favorite authors I would have called you a lying liar who lies. I hope I did our favorite dommy mommy and simpwizard justice.
Idk how my rough draft made it to 11,000 words but I'm furiously finalizing it and I'm so sorry its not done mar. Stupid work got in the way. Hopefully this whets your appetite for more.Gale shouldn't be nervous; it's far from his first time submitting to Minthara's expert ministrations, but there's a shadow of trepidation in the way his jaw clenches and his breathing stutters. He tells himself it's because he's never taken it this far, never asked for the things he has tonight, but deep down he knows that's not it. Not really.
The fear is part of the draw. Part of the thrill. And while he consciously believes he would never truly come to harm in this place, that deep, old, primal part of his brain is already sending up flares at the mere thought of being caught, captured, tethered, chained, dominated. The fear sends a shudder through him. It feels like ecstasy.
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This is some crack shack nonsense lmaoooo
I started it like two weeks ago. I can't even find the prompt anymore, but I'm pretty sure it was something like:
Setting: Parent's House (?)
Plot: Sports AU
Kink: Edging
Wildcard: Cum CocktailsSooooo yeah, here's far, FAR too many words incorporating all of that. I made them American football players cuz why not. Don't overthink it. It's pretty much just smut.
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They made each other worse, and eventually they divorced. Now they're co-parenting a daughter and trying to make the best of it. They may bicker constantly and never agree on anything, but the physical chemistry remains undeniable.
There definitely isn't more to it.
Nope.
Alternate Description: DILF Gale gets f*cked on a Ferris wheel.
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One of our sponsors brought their idiot kid, and their idiot kid just wandered off and hit the fucking emergency stop on the gondola
"Ah, the lure of a big red button," Gale remarked amusedly. He and Karlach both chuckled at the message, but apparently Zariel had more to say because three little dots danced below the message before more arrived.
It'll be at least ten minutes. They can't find the manager that has the key. I can't believe you missed the gondola. Do you have any idea how much this fucking party is costing me?
Karlach scoffed, the edges of her mouth curling in disgust. "You mean how much it's costing me. Fucking hells. I'm the one getting kicked in the teeth every week to earn a living."
"Fuck her," Gale stated simply, as Karlach stuffed the phone back in her pocket.
"Yeah, fuck her," Karlach mumbled. And then, a little more pointedly, "Or… fuck me?"
There was a pause.
"What?" Had Gale heard her correctly? She was looking at him expectantly. Was she really suggesting that they… here… now?
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In a love story for the ages, convicted felon Astarion and sad divorcé Gale get high on various drugs and have preposterous sex in preposterous locations. They will live happily ever after. Very loosely inspired by the song "I Want to Live" from BG3.
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Bookmarked by Never_Everhart
16 Aug 2025
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Astarion's a slightly nomadic ethics professor taking up his new post at the storied Blackstaff Academy in Waterdeep. While exploring everything the city has to offer, he tests out a much-lauded dive bar glory hole and has the time of his life. It's impossible to get that sweet, soft voice and that skilled tongue out of his head, but the anonymous person on the other side wishes to remain unknown.
Oh well.
Maybe Astarion's burgeoning crush on his distinguished, older colleague, Professor Dekarios, will keep his mind from wandering towards the unattainable.
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15 Aug 2025
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"He’s too obvious, thinking he’s bluffing, but the moment the suit jacket came off, so did some of the veneer of the powerful, calculating businessman and it was so easy to see the eager softness beneath. Astarion’s learned never to underestimate the power of a costume, or of removing it."
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Expert art and antiquities fraudster Astarion Ancunin knows what he does best - the long con. After weeks of careful planning he's zeroed in on his latest mark, the famous, handsome, billionaire venture capitalist: Gale Dekarios. Gaining access to his luxury penthouse full of priceless works is easy enough. What he didn't bank on being difficult is keeping his focus on his job, and not on his target's gorgeous eyes and far-too-talented mouth.
A short, modern AU Bloodweave fic that is a shameless vehicle for filth.
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Bookmarked by Never_Everhart
31 Jul 2025
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GAX hate sex.
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- Part 1 of GAX is Home
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02 Jun 2025
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Being turned into a vampire destroyed Astarion’s film career as well as his faith in others. Now the only gig he can get is in a tacky production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express—Waterdeep’s hottest show on roller skates!
There, he meets the show’s nerdy train consultant, who has a few secrets of his own.
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Bookmarked by Never_Everhart
05 May 2025