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And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts by Silly Works (Diya_K___Legostar27)
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Troy (2004), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Paris - English & Mackay, Paris the Musical - Fandom, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Jul 2026
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Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.
Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.
And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!
From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.
Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)
Or a very very very crack fic
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- Part 1 of Of Myth and Memes
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27 Jun 2026
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when i said i don't believe in marriage (that was a lie) by space_amoeba
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
04 Aug 2026
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“How much alcohol do you drink on an average week?” Achilles demands.
“None. Do you smoke?”, Patroclus hits back.
“Never. Do you consume recreational drugs on a regular basis?”
“Assuming coffee doesn’t count, no. Are you currently positive for chlamyd— wait, no, this one shouldn’t be—”
“Oh”, Achilles purrs with a deadly grin, “I didn’t think you’d be this forwa—"
“Shush. That one’s an accident.”
Patroclus strikes the question out several times in his notebook, and scans his list once again. Sperm count, no, familial history of cardiovascular disease, no, unpaid mortgage, no— aha.
“Thoughts on marriage?”
Or: Patroclus insists he is unfit for a romantic relationship. Achilles disagrees. Patroclus isn’t sure he believes himself, either.
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- Part 1 of i’m never gonna break that vow
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14 Jun 2026
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Dearest darlingest momsie and momsicle,
I hope this letter finds you well and not too deep into one of your creative frenzies. I’m writing because I need advice, and you’re the only ones who will truly understand what I’m facing.
Elphaba won’t be coming to Frottica for the holidays.
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Or, Elphaba just wants a peaceful holiday with the people who love her, but her father has other plans. Thankfully, the people who love her are very resourceful.Series
- Part 2 of my only compass
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10 Jun 2026
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Dearest darlingest momsie and momsicle,
Good news! I managed to convince Elphie to spend the summer with us!
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Or, Elphaba gets dragged into a loving family, and falls in love along the way. She has no say in either of these things.Series
- Part 1 of my only compass
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06 May 2026
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Between episodes 56 and 57 by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Mar 2026
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Jon just interrogated Martin about the Trevor statement and now his staff are talking about him.
Jon
(giggling, disbelieving) I can’t believe Martin was only lying about his resume.
He probably didn’t even kill Gertrude.
(collapses into giggles)[click]
Tim
So… are we going to talk about the fact that our boss has been in the breakroom with the door locked for the past hour and is very clearly drunk?Series
- Part 1 of TMA Deleted Scenes
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26 Apr 2026
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Between episodes 158 and 159 by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Mar 2026
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Jon has some things to say to Elias before he rescues Martin from the Lonely
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- Part 2 of TMA Deleted Scenes
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26 Apr 2026
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Through the Grapvine by Spineless_Lobster
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
31 Aug 2025
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Back in Phthia he had seen the older Myrmidons drink together many times. Laughter and chatting would often ensue, comradery flowing with every drop. Yet at times brawls and arguments heated up the further the night went on. He had never seen much appeal in such indulgence—Phoenix himself preaching the virtues of temperance over mindless excess—but if the soldiers of Phthia found it entertaining, then there must be something to it.
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Pat and Achilles get drunk for the first time on mount Pelion
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- Part 2 of Moments on the Mount
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24 Apr 2026
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Study Buddies by kenzsza
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Hades (Video Game 2018)
05 Feb 2021
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Patroclus is crushing hard on the classmate he's tutoring.
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- Part 1 of College AU
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19 Apr 2026
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the track and the tide by cathedralhearts
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
23 Aug 2025
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Just spotted @patmeno at a Stanford t&f meet. I think he’s here to see @achilles05 as he got up and was losing it when Achilles ran his first heat #fyp #fypppppppppp #patroclus #achilles
The video picks up traction, because Achilles has millions of followers across multiple platforms, and Patroclus is the third most subbed Twitch streamer, and goes viral within half an hour.
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18 Apr 2026
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jamming my fingertips into all your wounds by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Video Game 2018), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Jun 2026
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The sole harpist in the university's music department gets expelled, leaving Patroclus' group missing a vital member for their final recital that will launch their careers. There is only one other person Patroclus knows who can play the harp. Unfortunately, said person is Achilles—the star swimmer of the university and beyond, who has a publicly unknown talent on the harp, and a largely unknown history with Patroclus.
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16 Apr 2026
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Benched for a couple months due to a concussion, Aki Hayakawa is living his own personal level of hell. He can't practice with his team, can't run drills, can't risk taking any hits.
His coach manages to pull a few strings, getting him access to a nearby figure skating rink for some exercise during his off-time. He also, unfortunately, includes non-optional figure skating lessons from a local figure skating hotshot.
It's just really unfortunate that Angel is pretty. Makes it hard to ignore the fact that he's an asshole.
Or: The Hockey/Figure Skater AkiAngel au nobody asked for but everyone needs.
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05 Apr 2026
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And then they took her. That man, that horrible man, came with his ashy, gelled hair, gold rimmed glasses and red bow tie, and told her that she wouldn’t have to suffer any longer. That she could sign one, small contract, and that her life would finally be on track again. What a lie that was.
No.
She was going to stop thinking about that life. Stop dwelling on the past, and focus on the present, the now.
Right now, she was on a dilapidated country bus that was quite literally falling apart. How metaphoric.She didn’t even know where this bus was taking her, because all she had thought about in the agonisingly long hours before was getting out from under that constant blanket of smoke. It had been choking her, smothering her in expectations that were just too much. It was only now that she truly realised what the city made her to be.
Not the city- Joja. Joja was the problem.
Why did she keep forgetting that?
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- Part 1 of The Corporation Killed Us All
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21 Feb 2026
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when we lay down at night by Citderella
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 Feb 2026
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“Did you manage to sleep a bit? I’m sorry about last night, I just…”
“Alright, darling. Come here, we are going to have a long talk but I need cuddles first.”
or the night after vi has a nightmare and the way caitlyn calms her down
10 days of pregnant caitlyn: belly talks + affirmations (2 in 1)
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- Part 5 of Caitvi's First Pregnancy Event
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22 Feb 2026
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On Fridays, we crash parties by Kiaacat
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 May 2026
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Caitlyn has always admired Vi from a far, hearing stories of her from her sister powder in their shared class.
There’s a party they both aren’t invited to.
They both wind up going anyway, for completely different reasons.Series
- Part 1 of Party crashers
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21 Feb 2026
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Obliviously Yours, Elphaba Thropp by FemslashFantasies
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
24 Dec 2024
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Her hands slid down to rest on Elphaba’s thigh, her touch warm even through the thin fabric of her nightgown. Their faces were now only inches apart.
“Well?” Galinda said, her voice holding a playful lilt as she leaned in just a little closer. “Go on, Elphie. Flirt some more. I’m enjoying this new side of you.”
Elphaba of course was speechless. All she could manage was a dry, audible gulp, which only made Galinda’s grin widen.
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The four times Elphaba didn’t realize her and Galinda were dating and the one time she did
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Me (19F) with my roommate of 1 year (20F), I’m worried I might be homophobic towards her?
or: galinda discovers reddit.
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21 Feb 2026
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“Melanie and Daisy are in police custody.” The words fall dead in the room.
Well Martin doesn't know what the issue with that-
“WHAT?!”
Or: Rusty Quill Gaming was Martin's and Melanie's middle school RPG club
Or Or: I gave Martin blackwood a childhood
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15 Feb 2026
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pink and blue; enough for two by cinnabarfangs
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2021
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The one where Jinx paints Silco's nails.
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- Part 2 of like father like daughter
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15 Feb 2026
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"Going soft already?" Sevika's judgmental tone brought him back from his thoughts. The woman was looking at him with an expression he'd become uncomfortably familiar with in the passing months. It was a mixture of amusement and pity, maybe even a bit of disbelief and disgust at what the man had become. Or what she thought he was becoming.
Silco scoffed and ruffled snow out of his hair. "Don't be stupid. It doesn't suit you," he said. "Do you have a lighter?"Series
- Part 1 of like father like daughter
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15 Feb 2026
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Rate Your Professor by zo_hey
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Nov 2024
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student0158554
Quality : 4.5
Difficulty : 1.5This is the kind of professor that makes you want to come to class. The material is well-explained, and I did not meet a single person that didn't pass his class. Moreover, Professor Talis is BEAUTIFUL.
The only complaint I have is his weird mood swings.
One day, he went to class with sad puppy eyes, head down, and dropped dramatically on his chair. He gave us some papers and told us to "do whatever" because he had a fight with his partner and was not in the mood. Maybe his wife threatened to leave without him. That's the only evident answer to him banging his head on his desk with tears in his eyes.
He was fine the next day tho.
Love him.
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The reviews were getting out of hand.
Viktor did not care a single bit about them.
Jayce, on the contrary...
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13 Jan 2026