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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Medkit flees Blackrock, being graciously picked up by a group of hospitable demons in Lost Temple. His whole world quickly becomes muddled.

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    13 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Senior Data Archivist, Orion Pax, receives a new helper in archives, the bubbly B-127. His new assistant has a long history of vocational reassignments, why, Orion can't figure out.

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    07 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    The spiderbot waited for Bee to finish, and then she smiled. Bee looked at her face. She looked so... genuine. Maybe, she really does what to help.

    “I…” Bee’s voice sounded so small, “I don’t want to die.”

    “It doesn’t matter what you want,” The spiderbot replied smoothly, “It’s about what others need. You wouldn’t want to waste precious Energon on yourself, only knowing you’re going to die sooner or later. Might as well get it over with, and save everyone the energy.”

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    07 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Time seemed to come to a stop as the sword began to fall, and before he could even think, Tommy felt himself push forward. At that moment nothing mattered more than getting to Wilbur. Because no matter what, that was his big brother, and despite what Techno said, the boy knew he cared for Wilbur as well. Once the bloodlust had faded, it would be unbearable for him. He didn't deserve to have his brother's blood on his hands, no matter how sour and broken their feelings towards each other were.

    But Tommy, Tommy was expendable. It wouldn't matter if it was him; Techno had already tried to kill him before, he would be doing them a favor. And maybe they would be upset for a while, but they would get over it quickly. They could be happy. With Tommy gone it would finally be perfect. Because they all knew he was the loose thread, the one that didn't belong, that did nothing but cause problems and grief for his family. Well, they weren't his family anymore, maybe they never were, but the sentiment was the same.

    (Please do not be deceived by the goofy title)

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    03 Dec 2024

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    “My gold.” Techno spoke, thousands of voices echoing in his words. Whispering and chattering. His calloused hand reaching up, dragging along the blood that was dripping from Tommy’s neck. Dripping down and burning away in the flames consuming the roots that held him.

    The same hand that had fed him and given him shelter, as involuntary as it had been, was gently placed at the back of his skull. Techno’s thumb pulling across the golden earring that now felt like an anchor dragging him below the surface of a pool of magma.

    Wearing Techno’s face, the Blood God grinned at him.

    Tommy did not regret punching him.

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    Td;lr: Tommy unwillingly takes refuge into the hold of a banished god.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    It didn’t take long for the heavy thumbing of large paws on the ground to reach the pup’s ears, and whoever it was crashed through the underbrush like a fucking bear.

    There was a deafening growl, one that shook Tommy to the bone.

    A blur of reds and mahogany streaked passed him, but the figure only paused for a moment before he rounded on the golden wolf. Tommy had barely managed to dodge Techno’s first lunge. There was no way he’d be able to do it again.

    Or, Tommy is a werewolf pup that moves to a new town and unfortunately catches the eyes of the werewolf pack that runs it.

    (Title from: Run Boy Run by Woodkid)

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    02 Dec 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 64

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    Tommy blinked. “Okay. You’re my new favorite teacher.”

    “Don’t tell Phil you said that,” Techno hummed, a small smile in his face as he shuffled papers around on his desk, absentmindedly ticking quizzes off with a pink pen. “He prides himself in having the most freshmen label him as ‘best teacher.’”

    “He’s too old. I can’t become too attached, he could die any day now.”

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Or; In which Techno does NOT have a favorite student, shut up.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    “Please don’t send me away, Phil,” Tommy pleaded one last time, the words were merely a whisper, “I promise, just give me one more chance and I can do better. Just don’t make me go.”

    Phil sighed, but still held him preciously, “You’ll be back before you know it.”

    “Please,” Tommy tried, but he knew that the decision was already made.
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    Or, After accidentally destroying part of the ship, Tommy's crew sends him to a three month retreat on the S.M.P, where a doctor named Dream has promised to improve his behavior.

    But when Tommy returns, he's nothing like the human they had grown to love.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    In the chaotic aftermath of his untimely death, rebellious teenager Tommy finds himself reincarnated as Prince Theseus - a character from the book he was reading. But there's a catch - he has no idea what he's doing. Thrust into a world of gods, monsters, and treacherous politics, Tommy must navigate the dangerous waters of the book’s most powerful empire while trying to fulfill his mission of making Prince Theseus’s brothers suffer.

    With a mix of humor, action, and unexpected twists, follow Tommy's hilarious and thrilling journey as he struggles to find his place in a world he never was supposed to exist in.

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    Tommy felt his heart fail. “Your name—what is your name?”

    “Prince Theseus of the Sleeping Empire. And so will you be.”

    ~

    Or: Dead prince makes some other guy get revenge on his family for him, but these people hit a little too close to him—oh and this is inside a fucking novel, btw.

    Or, or: Reincarnated Tommy FUCKS SHIT UP.

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    01 Dec 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 3

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    So you've found yourself the pet of an Interdimensional diety. Congratulations!
    Well, not for becoming glorified property, but for finding this book! You're in luck, because I've got just the thing for you. I've happened to find myself in this exact situation for
    ...too long to tell. So if there's anyone who can help, it's me! (As long as I've not actually gone insane by this point anyway, and my advice just looks like incoherent ramblings to you. But either way it's sure to be entertaining!)

     

    Or: Sanford Pines gives Bill the equation in exchange for his family living a happy normal life. But this ain't about that, it's about Bill making Ford his immortal little guy for all eternity, and Ford making a self-help book out of boredom!

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    29 Oct 2024

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    Stan was a grumpy old man with a sense of humor that made Mabel like him immediately, and Ford seemed to be a more level headed intellectual with six fingers who disappeared to tend to his “research” more often then not. So far they both seemed fine. Stan was a little annoying but he could deal with it and Ford. Dipper wasn’t afraid to admit that he thought Ford was cool and he wanted to get to know him.

    Then there was their Uncle Bill, Fords husband.

    He didn’t know HOW to feel about Bill, who despite having white roots in his black and yellow hair and wrinkles around the corners of his mouth had insisted he wasn’t old enough to be a Great Uncle with a unnerving grin. He’d been observing him for a while, his weird behaviors and mannerisms. He’d once watched him pour Pitt Cola into his eye for fun, only to be chastised by Great Uncle Ford. He was convinced he wasn’t human.

    He’d shared his theories with Mabel but she’d scoffed and told him to stop ruining their summer with his crazy conspiracies. She was more focused on the idea of a summer romance, while he was subtly taking notes on his so called “Uncle.”

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    23 Oct 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 14

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    After Ford refused to join Bill, he had to resort to some persuasion to get Ford over to his side. The aftermath is a broken mind, and a dinner-party breakdown.

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    Gravity Falls Rewired AU oneshot.

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    23 Oct 2024

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    "That's right. You don't mind this kind of cooperation, do you? Nothing is required of you: to go to social receptions with me and smile. Sometimes it happens that during such meetings I urgently need to be distracted by business and disappear for a while. Will you be able to occupy them with your absolutely wonderful person for this time?"

    The villain looked with such concern and courtesy, as some time ago in the city. Tommy put on a smile at the praise and deciphered his task.

    Distract everyone while Philza does his business like robberies and undermining the heroic system.

    "Uh, well, that sounds cool," the boy shrugged. "And what will I get for it?"

    "Home. Money that you have the right to dispose of as you please. Delicious food every day. A rich, luxurious life. Agree?"

    Tommy bit his lip and looked down. Risky. Very, very risky.

    Tommy is pleased that after his death he got into a novel he read once. In the end, he is a background character at most, and the whole drama of the plot certainly does not concern him.

    But one day Philza Craft, the main antagonist of the story, comes and declares him his son.

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    21 Oct 2024

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    This is all so disconcerting that Bill Cipher--scourge of realms, destroyer of worlds, a monster and a demon and a being of pure, evil chaos--actually blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, which is the truth, or at least part of it.

    "Your stupid uncle DUMPED ME!!!!" he wails, glowing red with miserable rage.

     

    Or: Mabel has GOT THIS.

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    25 Aug 2024

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    Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher are impossibly entangled with one another, like a knot beyond unraveling. To break the bond between them would require cutting the knot out entirely, severing a large portion of each of them in the process.

    Or, Stanford knows about the barrier keeping Weirdmageddon contained prior to being captured, changing the course of the apocalypse. Statement Abnegation is a psychological horror novel following the complicated relationship between an imprisoned Ford Pines and his captor.

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    25 Aug 2024

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    "We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”

    “I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.

    “Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."

    Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.

    “I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"

    Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.

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    23 Aug 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 3

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    Subspace makes brownies for Banhammer.

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    11 Aug 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 8

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    " rotting of one's flesh is most commonly a characteristic of those going through the stages of decomposition.

    death has never troubled subspace, so when his skin began to scar and tear, he wasn’t worried. his work was more important to him, anyways. "

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    medkit insists on tending to subspaces rot. comfort ensues

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    03 Aug 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 9

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    subspace embarrassingly finds out that his surprise visitor is not actually a visitor at all.

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    03 Aug 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 2

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    “ Subspace was always entering random things, raffles, giveaways, the lottery even. Believing he could score a big win. “

    But perhaps this time he had won something of actual value.

    Maybe, just maybe.

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    03 Aug 2024

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