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James is a baker and Severus is a very stressed ministry office employee.
Based on Chapter 39 of 'My Jeverus/Snames Prompts'
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19 Jan 2026
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Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
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08 Jan 2026
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All of the fics I've written for fests and challenges (that aren't already in a series), in one place! All Harry Potter, no single pairing or specific theme, various ratings and trigger warnings!
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07 Jan 2026
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The green eyed lie by Dantalia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Mar 2025
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Katsukis words hurt, but Izuku said nothing and just stared at Katsuki. His eyebrows were furrowed together and his lip tasted like he bit hard enough for it to bleed, but Izuku kept his mouth shut. Katsuki turned away to return to his seat. “I’d rather marry a commoner, a beggar than to marry you!”
When Izuku is about to loose the man he loves, he will do anything to be close to Katsuki. Even if it meant lying to the entire world. Even if he would break his own heart in the process.
Katsuki is a cocky prince who has to learn how to live without everything he ever knew. He learns what living means through his husband Deku,
Until he ruines everything...Or does he?
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My entry for the BKDK Fairytale Big bang! I hope you enjoyThis story is inspired by king Thrushbeard or the haughty princess and it's a not well known fairytale.
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29 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy finds a little notebook in his pocket and starts writing on it. Someone writes back.
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25 Jul 2025
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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25 Jul 2025
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Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.
An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.
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25 Jul 2025
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Usopp isn’t a poor kid anymore, scraping together a living off charity and odd jobs at the wharf and darning the same pair of overalls for the tenth time so he could visit Kaya without holes in his knees. He knows that. He reminds himself of that every damn day.
It’s just, sometimes, Sanji tells him to stack the plates a certain way or reminds him that salad forks exist and Usopp sees a flash of Kaya’s gold-rimmed teacups and immaculate dinner trays and he remembers how impossible it all is. It doesn’t matter if Usopp is a man or a woman: he was never going to be the kind of person that the pretty blonde with the perfect manners falls in love with.
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Sanji gives Usopp a lesson on fine dining etiquette. It would probably be easier to follow if Usopp’s insecurities didn’t keep interrupting so loudly.
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05 Jul 2025
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Usopp freezes. Stares. Tries to comprehend a single thing that’s happening.
“Sanji…” he tries after a moment. “That was yesterday.”
The cook slams his metal bowl of perfectly peaked whipped cream onto the counter. The mountains of white sugar fall flat. “No. It. Wasn’t.”
“What wasn’t?” Luffy asks from the open door.
Now it’s Usopp’s turn to jump in surprise. “NOTHING-!”
“I stupidly turned down Usopp three days ago, not fucking yesterday!” Sanji screams.-
Again and again, Sanji is forced to relive the day after he rejected Usopp.
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04 Jul 2025
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War of the Roses by Fangirl_on_fire
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2023
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Deku-Dynamight Divorce Rages On!
Pro Heroes Deku and Dynamight, joint owners of the top hero agency in Japan, have always been known for their relationship, which dates back to their high school days. However, things were clearly different than they looked like from the outside, because the couple shocked the nation when they announced their divorce.
Almost a year later, the battle hasn’t ended.
After over two decades of marriage, Izuku and Katsuki call it quits. However, that's easier said than done when it involves two teenage kids, a ton of interfering friends, and a hell of a lot of petty, escalating attempts to annoy each other.
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24 Jun 2025
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James Potter hated Severus Snape. He hated him a little bit more as those boney hands roughly jerked off his cock.
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18 Jun 2025
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16 Jun 2025
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Tom entered Hogwarts in 1991.
Everything else was the same as usual. Snape was the Potions master. Sirius was Auror.
While Severus tried to sort things out between himself and Sirius, the little monster grew in silence, observing, and finally getting what he wants.Bookmarked by Offically_dead
16 Jun 2025
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Here I'll be sharing my midnight Snacks (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑) hope you enjoy them and feel free to request some ~
Please notify me if any image is down.Bookmarked by Offically_dead
16 Jun 2025
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My Jeverus / Princechaser Art Collection by CaptainFanfiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2026
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16 Jun 2025
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Smoke and Thorns: Ashes Between by Halfbloodheartbreak
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2025
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16 Jun 2025
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your mother wouldn't approve of how my mother raised me (but i do, I think I do) by celestiareyaaa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2025
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Severus Snape may have sworn he’d never be like Eileen Prince, but at the end of the day he will always be his mother’s son.
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16 Jun 2025
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The Dos and Don’ts of Loving Sakusa Kiyoomi by liliapocalypse for Xia1015
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
21 May 2021
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When Sakusa Kiyoomi arrives at Osaka all prickly and brooding, MSBY takes it upon themselves to bring him into the fold with a competition. The rules are simple:
· The person who makes Sakusa smile or laugh the most that day gets a point.
· Anyone who makes Sakusa irritated, annoyed, or angry gets a deduction.Naturally, Atsumu ends up last with a four-week record of negative scores. And maybe less naturally, Atsumu begins an investigation on how to become The Best Teammate™ Sakusa Kiyoomi has ever had.
Except… do teammates feel sad over repeatedly losing in a silly locker room competition? And do teammates really care that much about making Sakusa smile?
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14 Jun 2025
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Kiyoomi closes his eyes, slowly. He prays that the ground opens up and swallows him whole. He prays that a whole earthquake rocks Tokyo and brings the place down on him, specifically. He prays that some higher power decides to strike him with lightning right this minute.
“Actually,” he says, grinding it out through clenched teeth, “you haven’t seen any other kids around, have you?”
It's Kiyoomi's last resort to ask a stranger for help finding his sister's missing kids, but it's not like this night can get any weirder, and Miya Atsumu's kind of hot.
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06 Jun 2025
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You Will Be Just Fine by azalea_38
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Apr 2025
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Sanji vowed to never be in a loveless marriage after seeing what his mother had to go through before her health failed her.
Yet, the omega was forced to marry Roronoa Zoro, the cold and distant alpha heir to the Kuraigana mafia. After Sanji gave birth, the alpha became even more distant than before, which the blond didn’t know was possible. So there was their son, with every type of toy he could even imagine, but not a father in sight. Sora knew that the big green Mosshead in the photos was his dad, and the unhygienic ogre that he sees twice a year in the mornings was him too.
However, no need to fret, he will be such a kick-ass parent that Sora will never even think he needs that overgrown mossy copy of himself!
But history repeats itself. So Sanji needs that shitty Marimo to pull his head out of his ass, because who will take care of Sora when he no longer can?
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Or, A guide on how to fix your loveless marriage and become a happy family in a year!- Language:
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11 May 2025