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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    After angering a witch, Ford is cursed to the form of an infant.

    On a totally unrelated note, Stan just found a baby on the side of the road.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Ford calls Stanley to Gravity Falls Oregon. But in order to take down the portal, he's going to need more help. So Ford calls for backup.

    Nothing like the potential end of the world to bring the family together.

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    Ford is an idiot, Stan's short a leg, Carrie gains back a son, Filbrick finally concedes he's an ass, and Shermie is the only mature adult.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    “It’s not quite that simple,” Ford says, turning to look back at his drink. “If the portal is turned back on, it could give Bill a path through to whatever world it’s turned on in. It’s not as easy as turning it on and you get to go home. It’s the needs of the many versus the needs of the few. He has to keep the world safe from Bill. I can understand why he has to leave you here.”

    He winces a little as soon as he says the last part, and braces himself. He expects a glare, or for Stan to snap at him, or anything similar. Something that shows he doesn’t understand the sacrifice part of all this. But instead, Stan laughs, a strange mix of fond and sad, and takes another swig of his beer.

    “God, Poindexter,” he says. “You’ve been out here almost thirty years and you still haven’t learned a damn thing, have you?”

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    23 Nov 2025

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    “If it’d been me,” Stan said. “If I was the one who was trapped on the other side of the portal; wouldn’t…wouldn’t you do the same?”

    (Or, how the conversation between Stan and Ford in A Tale of Two Stans went a bit differently.)

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    23 Nov 2025

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    After a mishap with a misplaced Time Tape, Stan and Ford Pines are whisked away from their quiet life on the Stan'O'War to a year both would rather forget: 1982. Ford, landing in New Mexico, tracks down a young Stanley, while Stan stumbles across the disheveled shack in the woods that contains horrors unknown. Together, paired with their twins' younger selves, Ford and Stan must find each other and get back to their own time.

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    22 Nov 2025

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