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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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06 Aug 2025
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Arthur needs his rest. Best not to wake him.
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11 May 2024
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A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Mesopotamian RPF
08 Jul 2019
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This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.
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10 Jan 2024
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Those Who Persevere by Polina
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
12 Dec 2023
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Anakin Skywalker is dead.
( this is not a story about redemption )
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06 Jun 2023
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Anakin Skywalker is dead.
( this is not a story about redemption )
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- Part 1 of Those Who Persevere
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06 Jun 2023
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Pink Pussy by oatlybrandoatmilk
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Mar 2023
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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
“Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
“So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
“Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
“Ah.”
“‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
“Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
“I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.Series
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22 Mar 2023
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The Father, The Son, and the Unholy Ghost by waterdeaths
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
16 Dec 2022
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Luke likes Din. Din likes Luke.
Din is less crazy about Luke's insane, evil father who keeps trying to kill him from beyond the grave.
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06 Feb 2023
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We Will Abide by naberiie for evaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 May 2018
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Light. Dark. Balance.
Beneath the Jedi Temple, far below the chaos of Coruscant’s Galactic City, ancient halls and corridors sleep in silent darkness. Padawans Shaak Ti and Plo Koon are determined to explore them.
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17 Jan 2023
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replaced the fine mind behind your face by basketofnovas (slashmarks) for angelan
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
18 Dec 2016
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The first time she heard Canderous speak Mando'a on the Hawk, she turned around and just about put her utility knife through his throat.
It was a totally unconscious reaction, completely irrational, and she was sorry the millisecond the knife left her hand. She had some luck; the knife had horrible fucking balance and she wasn't the type to practice with throwing knives anyway when a good blaster would do. As a result, it thudded into the wall of the main hold about six inches from his face, leaving the room frozen.
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06 Jan 2023
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Arrogance & Hypocrisy by Kablob, mylordshesacactus
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic
03 Apr 2017
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"You really are a sanctimonious little hypocrite, aren’t you?”
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06 Jan 2023
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An offering to the Kraken goes awry.
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Multi-page comic set post S1.Bookmarked by PhantomFox
15 Jun 2022
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Chaos, Skywalker is Thy Name by NeedleFrost
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Feb 2021
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He watched as the Jedi stepped into the lift and spun around, little Grogu tilting his head at the sad look on Din’s face. The door closed and then everything was silent for a second before there was a squeak, squeal and a very loud thump.
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Skywalkers are Extra™. The crew on Gideon's cruiser are about to see how much that catches.
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- 15/15
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- 364
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25 Feb 2021
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Harveste Addams by Kyaru (Thumbie), Thumbie
Fandom: Addams Family - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Addams Family (1991)
25 Oct 2015
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Harveste began like this - another inconspicuous day in a slew of boring days, starting off with a perfunctory visit to the market, messing about with what could possibly be a very silly idea, and ending in a sense of accomplishment and the first installment. The day after that, buoyed into hitherto unfamiliar levels of ecstasy by readers’ comments (seriously, thank you so much to my first readers), the second installment. And then it just snowballed from there: the researching, the planning, watching and searching out all the little macabre details in a feverish giddy rush.
My absolute favorite project, hands down, and the one I’ve had the most progress with. I’m quite proud that this is the first contribution I’ll be making to AO3, and I’m certain it won’t be the last. I hope this inspires me to continue and finish what I’ve started, because dear Harveste deserves that.
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10 Oct 2020
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Double Agent Vader by Fialleril
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Dec 2017
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The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.
This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.
Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.
For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.
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29 Aug 2020
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Chaos & Opportunity by erunamiryene
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Sith Era - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game)
09 Feb 2022
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Book One: Though Darth Nox and Darth Marr have had an occasionally contentious working relationship since her ascension to the Council nearly a year ago, they formed an alliance after Nox saved Makeb for the Empire, and find themselves in a surprising situation on Rishi. What remains to be seen is how this unexpected deviation from mere diversionary entertainment will affect them, their professional relationship, and the Empire.
Book Two: It is a time of upheaval. Kryn and Marr are overseeing the restructuring of the Empire after the destruction of Ziost, determined to stop the mad former Emperor before he can strike again. Contending with enemies both internal and external, they search out long-lost Sith secrets and tentative allies as they guide the Empire toward lasting stability.
Book Three: Even as the Empire, now free of Vitiate's clutches, finds greater strength and cohesion, its balance is threatened by those furious at changes they believe threaten their power and standing. Will Kryn and Marr be able to shepherd the Empire through these tribulations, or will everything fall apart despite their careful plans and best efforts?
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- Part 1 of Codex: Sartoris Legacy
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- 69/?
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14 Aug 2020
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Ea-nasir likes making people mad. He is very good at it. Good enough to be remembered for quite some time.
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14 Aug 2020
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First Lesson by Bastillia
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Jun 2020
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Commander Kylo Ren needs a competent officer to accompany him on an important mission, and he has requested you specifically. When he discovers that you don't know how to pilot a TIE fighter, he takes it upon himself to... fix that.
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09 Jul 2020
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It wasn't like this was particularly odd for her, after all - sometimes a girl just had a hot and dirty night with only her fingers as company.
It wasn't odd for her to get herself off and still have a need for more, though maybe it wasn't as common.
What was truly odd for her was when the need didn't stop. When it only grew worse.
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- 13/?
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22 May 2020
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Darling it's Better, Down where it's Wetter by tentaclekitten for CaramelShadows
Fandoms: The Little Mermaid (1989)
09 Jul 2017
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Ursula has planned a little something extra for Ariel.
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Shatter by Rocket_Sith
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
23 Apr 2016
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"Shatterpoints were akin to fault lines, similar to different pathways of actions. Adept Force users were able to perceive these faults through the Force, and influence them." - Wookieepedia
Ahsoka leaves. Shatterpoints appear. Anakin pokes one. Reality unfolds differently, Ahsoka's not alone, Anakin puts his angst to good use, and Windu gets a well-deserved earful.
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22 Oct 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
Anakin is in a righteous anger over what has been done to Ahsoka, and is ready to throw down with Mace Windu at 3am in the back of a Denny's parking lot.
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