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“Oh,” Yusuf says.
“What is it?” Nico asks. “Do I displease you, should I—“
“No,” Yusuf says hastily. “Never. It’s just—“ he reaches out to run his finger along the fold of skin hiding the pink head of Nico’s erection. “I haven’t seen this before.”
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09 Jan 2021
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07 Jan 2021
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Gather 'round the Tranquility Spire, Jedi and non-Jedi, it's the Annual Defenestration Festival at the Jedi Temple!
(or: yeet fic)
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27 Dec 2020
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In retrospect, Raylan might consider the moral of the story to be Always Take The Stairs
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13 Dec 2020
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and i can see you with my eyes closed by Pionus_queen
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
07 Sep 2020
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Ten years after they spent weeks killing each other many, many times, Yusuf and Nicolo have settled in a small town to rest and gather supplies for their eventual push eastward in search of the women in their dreams.
Yusuf can't seem to stop thinking about Nicolo in a less-than-brotherly way, but can't decipher how Nicolo feels.
A nightmare changes things.
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26 Nov 2020
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By the time Nicolò heard the stirrings of a second crusade, he’d already made up his mind.
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22 Sep 2020
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The summary worried me but Nicolò definitely does not join the second crusade. Very well written, awesome historical detail, and weapon swapping/a battlefield kiss that made me go crazy on a public bus
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with great patience and careful instruction by Jack_R
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Jul 2020
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Niccolò was, Yusuf liked to think, a sort of an acquired taste.
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18 Sep 2020
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Does Yusuf realize the shirt is not his? Nicolo will never ask for it back. The sight of the worn seams hugging Yusuf’s shoulders feeds the greedy dragon in his belly—long starving.
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“You left! You left me!” Words usually flow through Yusuf as easily as a dance, but now, he twists his hands as though he might grab the sentences he cannot find from the air.
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11 Sep 2020
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Embedding tutorial
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08 Sep 2020
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everywhere on earth you go (you're gonna have me) by nondz (pinkjook)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2020
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“We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.
“Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.
OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.
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07 Sep 2020
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“Don’t worry, it’s fine.” Nile said, the stab of guilt at ruining the night coming a little harder. Joe had been so excited when he saw the bunk beds, grinning widely as Nicky said don’t let me fall off this time.
Nicky nodded but made no motion to stand up, to return to his husband’s arms. Instead he said, “I’m awake now. Do you want to go for a drive?”
“A drive?” She looked at her watch, it wasn’t anywhere close to morning. Although the idea of getting out of their windowless room is an attractive one, she can’t deny it, “Are you sure?”
In which: Nile is having trouble sleeping, and Nicky likes to drive.
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- Part 1 of Immortality and Family
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06 Sep 2020
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Love Nile in this, and her interactions with the rest of the team, particularly Nicky
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They got hitched sometime in autumn, somewhere between Antioch and Baghdad.
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05 Sep 2020
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Five Times Booker Broke His Exile and the One Time He Did Not by sphinx81
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
28 Aug 2020
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Booker accepts the consequences for betraying his family and takes his punishment without question. But when you can't die in the normal sorts of ways, it's inevitable that you'll cross paths with your fellow immortals. Except he seems to find himself always in the presence of just one of them. Whether it's fate or folly that draws him to her like a moth to a flame, he doesn't want to know. But he won't deny himself whenever they come together over the years of his exile.
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02 Sep 2020
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April:
Andy and Quynh are in Asia somewhere, retracing steps they took a millennia ago, picking up smaller gigs when they're needed. Joe and Nicky are at their estate in Tuscany, spending a much needed break together.
Which leaves Nile and Booker at a new safe house in England. In theory, Nile is helping Copley with establishing her aliases. In practice, she's distracting Booker from his internal turmoil by being purposefully obnoxious.Series
- Part 1 of Clay and Violets
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26 Aug 2020
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The first time Nicolò catches a glimpse of Yusuf in bed with his most recent conquest is an honest accident. The following times? Less so. Despite the guilt lingering in his gut, Nicolò finds himself on the other side of the curtain every time Yusuf brings someone home, trying to sneak a peek through the gap, and furiously touching himself. He knows he shouldn’t. He knows he should do what Yusuf does and go find someone to spend the night with, instead of masturbating to the stolen glimpses.
The problem, though, is he wants no one else.
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Or the one wherein Nicolò watches Yusuf have sex with others, desperately wishing he was with him instead. Until things change. He much prefers having Yusuf all for himself.Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
23 Aug 2020
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Sometimes the experience of not being able to touch each other, the forbidden allure of it, builds into a passion that can barely be contained, until the moment they are behind closed doors and then they are on each other, desperate to touch anywhere and everywhere. Other times, they like to let the heat simmer, to drag it out as long as possible.
Based on the look in Nicolò’s eyes, Yusuf is fairly confident they are dealing with the latter.Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
22 Aug 2020
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with rome below us by whimsicule
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
19 Aug 2020
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And last but not least: Prof. al-Kaysani got married last week! And while he has explicitly asked for no fuss to be made, we have organised a small gift and a card that you are all welcome to sign. It will be on my desk until September 7th.
Best,
Dr. Quynh Pham
Course Leader BA (Hons) Curating--
Nile’s eyes are stuck on the word ‘married’. Her mouth drops open, toast falling into her lap without her noticing.
Married.
“The fuck?”
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20 Aug 2020
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They're grieving people Nile doesn't know, hurt from a betrayal she doesn't feel, and in the meantime she's trying to figure how she fits into a life of immortality.
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17 Aug 2020
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i am citrus (peel back my skin) by indiebitch
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
23 Jul 2020
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The thing about Yusuf is that he doesn’t just eat fruit. He savors it.
or Yusuf really likes fruit and Nicolo really likes Yusuf.
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09 Aug 2020