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those hands pulled me by sassaffrassa for DontStopHerNow
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
11 Apr 2025
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The effort it takes to maintain a straight face— impassive and immovable in the face of court and politics— is unmatched, Eddis thinking all the while of dragging Sounis into a darkened corner while he blushes and stutters and looks around for a chaperone. She’s looking forward to hosting him in Eddis some winter and seeing how long it takes for him to notice just how many of her courtiers are trying to seduce him.
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- Part 54 of gettin' down on the little peninsula
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20 Oct 2025
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Here's what I started with:
I want to see a fic where instead of Wayne taking Gordon to expensive restaurants and driving him around in fancy cars and dressing him up in designer clothes, Gordon takes Wayne around to diners with sticky tables where they serve shitty coffee, and to his postage stamp apartment with its single spring bed, and Wayne wears Gordon's cheap t-shirts and sweats and worn out boxers, and Gordon makes eggs and eats noodles out of a pan, and goes for jogs in ratty sneakers to pick up cheap cigarettes and Wayne can't get the smell out of his $5,000 suit for a week. Oh, and it turns Bruce on.
Again, not a lot of plot.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
26 Sep 2025
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
19 Aug 2025
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Garazeb Orrelios mistakenly thinks he's in love with the ugliest human in the Rebellion.
Alexsandr Kallus mistakenly thinks that platonic spooning is a thing.
[Can easily be read as a T rating; see ch. 2 notes.]
Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
28 May 2025
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CLFF Wave #19 Still under the influence of red Kryptonite, Clark returns the Ferrari to Lex after his night out with Jessie. Lex is having a frustrating time with his father, and he invites Clark to jet off to England with him to give them both some time away from Smallville.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
19 Mar 2025
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—Admiral Croft executes an outflanking manoeuvre in the negotiations before Frederick and Anne’s wedding.—
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29 Jul 2024
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The Mountains Are The Same by bonehandledknife (ladywinter), Primarybufferpanel (ArwenLune)
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies)
01 Jan 2017
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Furiosa and her War Boys, before and after the REVolution. Plus Max, how to build a sustainable Citadel, and.. everything else.
"If one tries to think about history, it seems to me - it's like looking at a range of mountains. And the first time you see them, they look one way. But then time changes, the pattern of light shifts. Maybe you've moved slightly, your perspective has changed. The mountains are the same, but they look very different."
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
03 May 2024
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( noun) The providing or supplying of something, especially of food or other necessities
Michael and Bobby, figuring out their places in relation to each other, to Athena, and to the world.
[Podfic AND story text within]
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13 Jan 2024
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Mutually Beneficial Arrangement by imagine43
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Apr 2022
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Din is the new, proud owner of an ancient laser sword that makes him the ruler of a people he hardly knows. Boba is the replacement for a corrupt, despicable crime lord on the dusty planet of Tatooine. Both men now have too many people to take care of, and absolutely no way to do it on their own. They need help, and quickly.
Din hears that the new daimyo of Tatooine is a gracious leader who might be willing to house the ever-growing population of Mandalorians flocking to the new Mand'alor. Boba hears that the Mand'alor wants to provide muscle to back up his newly acquired dominion in exchange for asylum. It all seems too good to be true, looking at it on paper.
The only problem was that the New Republic wouldn’t allow a massive migration of deadly warriors without taking interest, especially considering that Tatooine was outside of their jurisdiction.
The solution? A marriage contract between both parties approved by the New Republic, of course.
Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
03 Feb 2023
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
19 Nov 2022
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There's a tradition among the family: when in danger, you grab the smallest Robin and hang on tight. But like all traditions, this one had to start somewhere, right?
Alternately: three times Dick bodily attacks his father (with love)
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- Part 1 of The Robin Protocol
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
29 Aug 2022
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It’s hard to stay cynical in the face of Clark Kent and his relentless optimism. Looking at him there, still in his button up shirt from his business trip, sleeves rolled up, still focused even though it’s pushing midnight, she feels a warm, steady wave of fondness in her chest.
She wishes they could do this every night. Not the pulling a furious all-nighter right after someone tried to murder her – that part she could take or leave. But it would be nice to spend every evening with Clark. She’d always told herself she liked her space, but being with Clark was like having space and having company rolled into one.
Her highly caffeinated, sleep-deprived brain catches up with the implications of that thought process, and she thinks, shit.
After years of pining after an alien demi-god who is, much as she hates to admit it, miles out of her league, Lois realises she's caught feelings for her co-worker. Unsure whether or not to tell him, she seeks advice from the most sensitive guy she knows - Superman. Things don't go as she expected...
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
18 Aug 2022
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The Lord said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other." (Genesis 11:6-7) A conversation to bridge the gaps. The value of communication. (Written in December 2005 for the CLFF Wave 14, working from the scene in episode 2.17 Rosetta where Lex finds Clark's family tree.)
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14 Aug 2022
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A Bird in Morning by bowditch for Cerusee
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
26 Mar 2018
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One night, six months after he died, Jason Todd climbed out of his coffin and stumbled twelve miles through icy November rain. He ended up in a Gotham hospital, surrounded by people who most certainly knew Bruce Wayne from pictures, and possibly-- possibly-- his adopted son. Somebody was bound to recognize him, as crazy as it was.
Six months after Jason Todd died, Bruce Wayne is barely functioning.
It's about time they found each other again.
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- 19/?
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
11 Aug 2022
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5 stupid ways Duke's siblings discovered how his powers worked, and 1 time he figured it out for himself.
"You have no idea," Dick said. "I had to live through all of their teenage years. They were each independently obsessed with Mythbusters at separate points in their life. I'm pretty sure Cass and Tim have wanted a meta to experiment on since they were 14, but Bruce always said no."
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
10 Aug 2022
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Jonathan gets a wake-up call about Lex.
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05 Aug 2022
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The Most Important Thing by Ionaperidot
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Under the Red Hood
01 May 2020
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"He pulls off his stupid helmet, and then the domino mask beneath it.
Which is when Dick loses his grip on the support beams and falls, just barely escaping a broken ankle, and his dead baby brother points a gun at his head."
Jason is alive, and the only thing that matters is bringing him home.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
05 Aug 2022
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Bruce decided to undermine Jason's crime spree by dropping in on him periodically to invite him for dinner and ground him for shooting people
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Leaning across the table, Lex took Clark's hand in his. "Listen, you've changed. We both have. It's nothing personal."
Swallowing hard, Clark nodded his understanding. "Does this mean that we should..." Even with all of his superpowers he couldn't keep his voice from cracking. "...should have other nemeses?"
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
31 Jul 2022
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(friends to) enemies to lovers
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
31 Jul 2022
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Looks at baby alien Clark and how he stays just a little bit strange, but that's ok because Pete's got his back.
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Clark and Pete have a staring competition. That's it.
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Bookmarked by Pretentious_Procrastinator
31 Jul 2022