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    You don't like talking to people. You don't like how they look at you like you did something wrong by just existing. The man in your closet is different. He doesn't think what you say is odd, because he doesn't know what you say. You don't know what he says either. It's perfect. especially when you can't handle the pressures of the end of the world.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    The ticket to the future is blank, and that means you get to decide where you want to go. When everything's stacked against you, when you're all out of luck, that's when you claw and fight for yourself.
    You are more than your body.
    You are more than your past.
    A series about grabbing the narrative by the throat and writing a better ending for yourself and the ones you love.

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    09 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    It was supposed to be a simple, quiet day. They had found a quiet little no-name town, the people were friendly, the legends of Vash the Stampede nothing more than a myth, and plenty of opportunities to help out for some spare double dollars.

    Or: Wolfwood tries to enjoy some alone time, but gets interrupted and had to save Vash yet again, and has a horrible time afterwards

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    06 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    The world ends when Wolfwood figures out he's fallen in love

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    06 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    A period of unusually cold weather on Noman's Land causes new changes in all of the plants. They start acting strangely...

    Or, in Vash the Stampede's case, more strangely.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    The things that make Vash who he is are so disparate and contradictory and so, so human that Wolfwood forgets on occasion that he isn’t: it’s only when Vash doesn’t eat for days and seems none the worse for it, or when he plucks the pin feathers that sprout on occasion along his hairline that Wolfwood is reminded that, despite all their hours together, a yawning chasm still stretches between what he knows and what there is yet to discover about the Humanoid Typhoon. 
    The gauge of what is normal and what isn’t for Vash uses metrics that Wolfwood cannot even begin to attempt to define, but about a month into their sojourn to JuLai, some time between run-down rest stops and no-name towns, Wolfwood begins to notice that something about Vash seems… off .

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    05 Oct 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 5

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    Grubs are cute. Too cute. Cute enough to break the standards for.
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    In which some of the trolls decide they want to raise their own grubs, like human parents.

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    12 Jul 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 36

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    The room erupts in a discordant symphony of shouting orders and preparing for a Code 3 critical transport and a Level I trauma.

    A code with no color.

    Dr. Ziegler, the resident doctor that calls the codes.

    Dr. O’Deorain, the only other doctor able to call the code, whom just bolted from the med bay.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    "There's something funny about that kid," Maes says. "I just can't put my finger on it."

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    23 Apr 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 8

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    A stranger saves the life of Karkat Vantas! ...'s groceries. In retaliation, he chooses to force the questionable curse of his friendship on this 'John'.
    But John has his own secrets,
    and neither of them could ever be prepared for the change that meeting brings to them both.

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Ed was stuck at this table with this toad and he was empathetically not pleased. The pink thing was simpering at him, making pointed comments about his intelligence and breeding. Ed would have strangled the bitch if he hadn’t already given his bodily control over to Truth as soon as he’d sat down.

    (Truth had a thing about getting to pick what food they wanted at lunch, something about getting the full experience, and Ed was, for once, glad he’d obliged because Truth’s neutral continence was the only thing keeping his limbs steady.)

    “Of course,” she said sweetly, “If I was the teenage professor of a useless branch of washed-out magic, I suppose my qualifications wouldn’t have to be very high either, would they?”

    And their fork snapped in half.

    “What,” Truth breathed with Ed’s mouth, no accent at all, “did you just call my subject?”

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    Edward Elric bodyshares with an eldritch horror and reluctantly agrees to teach alchemy to ickle snot-nosed wizards. Naturally, it's a disaster.

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    11 Mar 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 1

    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    loktarogar said:
    This fic has become Breaking Bad now, but now with superpowers and nazis

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    14 Dec 2024

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    It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.

    Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.

     

    Listen to the wonderful SANTAtheGREY's PODFIC HERE

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    14 Dec 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 17

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    While staying overnight at a European inn, Taigen and Mizu discuss women.

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    20 Nov 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 58

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    Now is definitely not the best time for Kafka to be sick. With No. 10 on the loose and Kaiju stronger than ever, everyone has much bigger things to worry about. Unfortunately, he has no choice in the matter, and this sick is a pretty bad one. But he can just push through it right?

    Or, Kafka is a workaholic who can't catch a break, luckily Hoshina is here to call his bluff.

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    18 Nov 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 83

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    Soshiro told himself he was interested in Kafka a normal amount. That Kafka was just a puzzle he needed to figure out, and nothing more.

    That didn’t excuse lingering eyes and wayward thoughts that always seemed to plague him during training.

    Canon compliant save for one part - Kafka stays with the 3rd division.
    Heavy pining & loads of smut entirely written for my self-indulgence

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Some uncomfortable prodding, four injections, and several humiliating questions later, a dead-eyed doctor tells her in the world’s flattest voice, “Congratulations. You’re presenting.”

    Oh god.

    “You’re an omega.”

    OH GOD.

     


     

    Kikoru points at the heap of blankets, “Oi, old man, did you raid the whole base for those?”

    “No!” He defends, “I might have just mentioned it to Reno. And Reno maybe told Iharu, and Iharu probably told Haruichi and Aoi. But Akari and Hakua already knew. Anyways, Vice-Captain Hoshina gave us the go ahead, and Mina didn’t say anything so it’s probably okay!”

    Oh, so the entirety of the Third Division had gone and raided the base for bedding so that Kafka could present it to her like a cat dropping a dead mouse at her feet. Those idiots!

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    27 Oct 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 40

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    “Sir…” Kafka began hesitantly. “With all due respect, you seem… down.”

    “Do I now?” Came the response, careful but also probing; clearly, he wanted to know what it was that Kafka suspected before saying anything more. “And what makes you say that?”

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    Sometimes even the strongest need someone to hold them up.

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    26 Oct 2024

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    Five times Kafka was seen as a parental-like figure, and one time he was actually called dad.

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    26 Oct 2024

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    "Can I have your number?"

    Soshiro tosses the phone back. It lands in the middle of Kafka's chest with a soft thud.

    "Absolutely not."

    With an energised grunt, Kafka throws himself onto the ground. Flopped out like a starfish starving for the ocean that refuses to wash over them. It's so silly. Worse, Soshiro is completely taken by it.

    "But I'm really great at texting!" Oh lord, he's pouting now. "I have so many cool things to share."

    Shuffling onto the edge of the bench, Soshiro pokes at him. If Kafka wants his number, he has to work a little for it.

    "Like what?" He snaps his fingers. "Come on. Give me some examples."

    "Argh. Don't rush me, it's hard to think under pressure!" A beat passes. "Just - you know, stuff…”

    Having Kafka in his pocket is comedy gold. It's also everything Soshiro ever wanted.

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    26 Oct 2024

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