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    Bloodymary (Ryland Grace PHM x Simon Iron Lung)Medeival Europe Fairytale Epic set after the fall of the Roman Empire.

    Twenty years after saving the world from the darkest year in human history (536 AD*) Ryland Grace is pulled back into saving the world again after meeting Simon, who survives an angry, cursed wood. It seems the forest wants to consume everything and Ryland and Simon must collaborate to save the land of the living from the growing horrors.

    Over the tale, our heroes will travel among humans, the land of the Fairy, venture into the Underworld to visit a prophet (a la Dante, Virgil, Homer), and brave a corrupted, consuming wood. If planting trees is for future generations, as is saving the world, there's an awful trouble to falling in love while doing it.

     

    *536 AD Darkest Year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter_of_536
    **Sorry for not doing a blood ocean please take stinky angry trees instead, I promise it all works out in the end

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    125,404
    Chapters:
    43/43
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,625
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    Real world AU Smut one-off! Non plot relevant to series, you do not need to have read the rest.

    Ex-con Simon x middle school teacher Ryland Grace. A couple years into their marriage, ever the tease, Ryland continues to enjoy working Simon up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,468
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    578
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    Real world ex con Simon x middle school teacher Ryland Grace. 10 years into marriage smut pierce-play.

    Smut one-off! Non plot relevant to series, you do not need to have read the rest.

    Medfet with an excuse to think about Ryland Grace’s fucking gloves. They're married and in their 40s by this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    411
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    Simon is a prisoner in the US injured doing prison labour, prompting a more speedy release. Grace is a burnt out academic working as a middle school teacher living upstairs from his Italian landlords, Rocky and Adrian.

    On release, Simon and Ryland become roommates. There's friction at first in the differing realities and disregulation but they can't help but want each other.

    Come, get rocked by cute gay hopecore <3

    Each chapter summary will strive to prepare you in case you're skipping ahead. For I, as a reader, am a menace and often skip to the smut 😂
    Smuttier chapter list:
    Ch. 11 first kiss isn't Smutty but...
    Ch. 12 - Mutual
    Ch. 13 - Mess (bj)
    Ch. 15 - Scared (mild kink, brat Simon, bossy Ryland, anal beads, making a mess)
    Ch. 17 - Stars (anal)
    Ch. 20 - Christmas (zero-g bondage wet-dream)
    Ch. 24 - Please (argument resolving reunion bjs/etc)
    Ch. 25 - Waves (argument resolving pt 2, fisting, internal orgasm, etc)
    Ch. 27 - Valentines (frotting, non plot shamelessly indulged myself)
    You can also find some smut one-offs in the series whole

    Find me on Tumblr maybe! I'm a silly goose
    https://www.tumblr.com/robinasterix

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,832
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    303
    Kudos:
    310
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    8,275
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    The Odyssey, except where Poseidon has cursed all of Ithaca/ns to become the first Omegas. Hyperfertile, the events unfold similar to the Homeric tale, but with an unhinged 2026 internet twist (mpreg, sensationalized vore, mildly eroticized transformations).

    Told non-linearly much like the original Homeric epic. Aspiring to keep the same accessible magesty but...with MPREG everywhere.

    Let's party people.

    Muse! We ball!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,941
    Chapters:
    45/45
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4,931
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    [SPOILERS POST BOOK 6]
    Playing together for Ottawa against Montreal in the playoff finals, Shane and Ilya's team is losing. It doesn’t seem like things will turn around and they go from bad…to worse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    508
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    Ilya decides he wants to give sounding a try, and Shane is very accommodating for him.

    Following the request to write a piece of sounding but where it's Ilya's turn.

    If you sound for realises, sound safely!
    https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    5,701
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    SPOILER WARNING: Would take place after the events of The Long Game so there's risk of spoilers!

    A variety of one-offs of Shane and Ilya getting to do things in and around the Montreal and Ottawa areas once they're eventually publicly out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,339
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    655
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    10,533
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    Shameless smut, really. Ilya and Shane have a threesome (Menage a trois) with an original-character male dom/escort.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    5,089
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    Ilya goes toy shopping alone and comes back with something unexpected. A sounding kit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    7,889
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    Vessel and iv fuck “you”, the reader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,128
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,080
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    ...It’s smut. Sticking to stage names of course. Hopefully this doesn’t offend anyone.

    It’s “everyone is doing everyone in a car” smut. Interrupted car ride resulting in multi-person spitroast (except also with an extra person jerkin’ ‘em off) car-sex. Look, like, listen, I warned you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,068
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    In order to sustain his power and connection to his god, Vessel must sacrifice someone's memory to be devoured by Sleep. You keep letting him offer you. Waking up with no memory, will this time be different? Probably not.

    Strict to stage personas.

    Come for the fanfic smut*, stay for the drama and "but what if we [redacted] a god?" (The redacted verb is not only "fight")

    Part 1 : 2nd person from Sleep's Perspective
    Part 2 : 1st person from "your" Perspective
    Part 3 : 3rd person from [spoiler]

    *Chapters 3, 7, 13, 14
    TWs in tags but especially notable:
    TW: The "sacrifice" as it will be described will look a LOT like suicide (although being alive on a technicality without one's memories)
    TW: In Part 3 there is consensual choking/breathplay. I confess that's not a kink I practice due to risk; always practice safe play in your life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,266
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,863
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    One off smutty fic.

    After issuing the bet that you could tell them apart without your eyes or hands, the boys take you up on the challenge.

    ***SAMPLE***
    “Cute,” Vessel whispers. His huge hand wraps around your face and he kisses your cheek. He can be gentle. “Safeword?”

    “Safewords are for losers,” you try to turn your face towards him but he anticipates it and grips your jaw tightly.

    His hold tightens. “Safeword,” he repeats, low and threatening.

    “Red,” you whisper.

    ***SAMPLE***
    Someone walks over. “Ready?”

    “I think so. Such a good little cockwarmer, let’s see if she’s as discerning as she claimed. Don’t touch her head with your hands, it might give it away.” He’s stroking your head with one hand, the other arm around your waist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,304
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    Summary: After misbehaving, ii sets about punishing you with a spare drumstick around. Stumbling onto the scene, Vessel helps. Written in genderless self insert “you” and bratty. Minific. Limited dialogue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,212
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    Astarion ties you (genderless reader) down and then gets stuck in bat form–I’m allowing batstarion in spawn form, you’re not the boss of me!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,037
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    916
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    Summary: After the fall of the Netherbrain, before Halsin leaves Baldur's Gate, you and Astarion meet up with him for one last sexy send off. The night begins with your pleasures.

    Contains:
    She/her
    Threesome
    So much oral on “your” cis lady bits

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,354
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    WORK SUMMARY: "You" and Astarion navigate your relationship while facing your body image issues and Astarion gets to play tailor now and again.

    Not sure how many chapters this will include. As with many of my fics, I imagine you can probably read the chapters that intrigue you.

    CHAPTER SUMMARY: A year after the fall of the Nether Brain, you realize some of your clothes are getting tighter. Embarrassed, you take to wearing baggy clothes. Eventually, Astarion calls you out on it–offering to help you adjust the clothes you like and help you find new options. You have a lot of feelings about it, especially since he’s unchanging. “You feel like you were tailor made for me”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,161
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,344
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    Spawn Astarion gets some intimate and sexual alone time with the player after the final fight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    432
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    667
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    Ascended Astarion watches over you as you change. In the game, it's a fade-to-black but Astarion describes his transformation into a spawn as painful. As for my opinion on Ascended Astarion… Look, I think he’s mean in really scary ways but I think he’s also fundamentally interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    558
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,120

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