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It's my soul speaking, listen to it by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
08 Feb 2024
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[Daemon Au]
“Yuki! Stop that!"
His dæmon ignored what he said to continue purring against Johnny Cage's leg, like a damned cat and not an arctic fox. There was probably something in the air of Outworld that was driving the daemons crazy. She had never acted like this before!
Or maybe it was just Cage's fault. Nothing had been going right for him since he met that damn man.
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Bruce Wayne and his vampire boyfriend by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
28 Jan 2024
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“What the fuck is this kiddo?”
“Holy water,” the child murmured.
Jason raised an eyebrow, “Holy water? Do you think Bruce is a vampire?”
If it weren't so absurd, he would laugh. Eh, a Batman wasn't that different from a vampire, right?
The kid shook his head, “No, not Mr. Wayne. The man who is with him.”
“Clark?”
“The vampire,” the other corrected him. “I know what it is, and he's hurting Mr. Wayne. “
(At nine years old, Tim Drake is a genius who has discovered the identities of Batman and Robin. But he remains a child, and when he sees marks on Mr. Wayne's neck, he arrives at the only possible solution for him: Batman is a victim of a vampire.)
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I can't say no when you look at me like this by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2024
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“Shizun, no,” Binghe sighed wearily, while Shen Qingqiu held a demonic beast large enough to crush a child's head with its paw.
“But look at it, Binghe. It's a puppy!” he told him, showing him that horror in black fur and red eyes, which wagged its tail happily.
It must be said that, if he too were an animal, he would be more than happy to be in Shizun's arms. But that wasn't the point.
The demon said, “That is a hell tiger. It's not a puppy."
(In which Shen Qingqiu has a little too much fascination with monsters and the like and Luo Binghe can't resist her husband's puppy eyes.)
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I found a brother in the trash by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
21 Jan 2024
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“Alfred, remember when you said I needed friends my own age, not to be boring like Bruce, and to live my own life?”
He didn't like the tone Master Dick was using. Alfred knew that tone very well, and had learned that it was the prelude to trouble.
He put down the rag he was using to clean up, and asked, "Do you finally have a friend who isn't a vigilante?"
The smile that the young master made was bright – trouble, big trouble – and he took a few steps to the side, showing Alfred a boy perhaps around seven years old, very thin and with sunken eyes, who was looking at him with distrust.
“No, better. I found a little brother!"
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A place to stay warm by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, Batgirl (Comics)
16 Jan 2024
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“Miss Gordon? What are you doing out in this weather?”
“The Drake heater's broken,” she stammered, sniffling. “I tried to tell them there was a problem, but they didn't listen to me. I tried my best, but today it's so cold, and Tim has a high fever, there's no medicine, I don't know what to do and..."
“Barbara?” a familiar voice interrupted her. Dick was immediately next to Alfred, and his eyes widened at the sight of Tim, "That's..."
“Yes, it's Tim Drake. He is sick. Do you want us to stay outside the door or can we come in?” she blurted out, irritated.
--Barbara believed that working for a wealthy Bristol couple was an easy job that wouldn't stop her from being Batgirl at night, despite her father's wishes. She hadn't reckoned with the Drakes.
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Kira kira hikaru by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games)
27 Dec 2023
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“Cage…is that a baby?” Kenshi asked, doubting what he sensed from Sento.
“Yeah…surprise.”
“How?”
“Well, when a mother and father love each other very much…”
He interrupted the other man, “Not that. Who is the mother?”
(In which Johnny becomes a dad after his ex-wife dropped a baby in his house, and Kenshi discovers he has a thing for single fathers)
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I saw dad kiss Santa Claus by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
25 Dec 2023
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Clark somehow managed to pout, despite his beard covering half his face, “Don't be a Grinch. The kids will love it.”
"The kids?"
“I know Dick is a teenager but the others are still at the age in which one believes in Santa Claus. It would be nice for them to receive gifts directly from Santa Claus himself."
Bruce felt his heart warm, "You didn't have to do that."
"I know. But I wanted to.”
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The Fairest of Them All by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Dec 2023
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“I am here for the hand of the most handsome man in the world.”
Shen Qingqiu closed his fan with a snap, making no effort to hide his displeasure, “Then you came up empty. My husband is not interested in having a harem, and I don't share what is mine.”
Silence. Suspicious of everyone's reactions, he turned to Binghe, "What is it?"
The demon was roasted, covering his face with one hand. He wasn't even saying a word, confusing him more.
Shang Qinghua coughed, “Shidi, uhm…”
“Who said I'm here for the Emperor?” the Succubus Queen interrupted him. “I am here for you, Lord Shen. I said the most beautiful man in the world, wasn't I clear?”
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Seven again by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
09 Dec 2023
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“So witches are a thing here. Who knew?” Raiden tried to say, getting a very dirty look from Kenshi.
“We're in a world where demons, gods, and magic exist, and no one thought witches existed?” Kenshi asked, the tone of someone who was so done with everyone's shit.
Kung Lao admitted, “If you put it that way…”
“The fact is that witches are a rarity. Haven't seen one in over a hundred years,” Smoke explained to the others. “Who knew my brother and Cage would meet one on a mission?”
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Birds of a feather by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
30 Nov 2023
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“You're brooding,” Bruce croaked.
“I'm not brooding! I'm just curious."
“Keep your curiosity at bay until the train arrives.”
“Bruce, it's late.”
“I saw the timetables. It will arrive."
Clark he clenched his fists. What had Talia al Ghoul done to deserve so much devotion?
“If you wanted to find her, I could transport you on the moving train. She seems to enjoy seeing you suddenly swoop in,” he huffed contritely.
Bruce shook his head, looking amused, “He's already very skittish. He would have been capable of throwing himself off a moving train to avoid getting caught."
"He?"
Bruce opened his mouth, but what he said was, "The train is here."
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Children's games by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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“Cassie…who is your new friend?” Johnny asked his daughter.
When he'd come to pick up Cassie from daycare, he'd been greeted by her and the other child, smiling at him with twin smiles that, in his experience, meant trouble was coming.
“Duh, this is Takeda. He is my princess.”
"Your princess?" he repeated, confused.
"Yes! I was the knight! I saved him from his kidnappers, and now he will come to live with us!”
Johnny was at a loss. How could he explain to a five-year-old that this was a kidnapping?
Would she even listen to him?
Takeda seemed all too okay with the whole situation.
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We keep living anyway by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
16 Nov 2023
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Maiden Qiu continued, “But what he did to A-Jiu… even when he freed him… I thought he was kind to my future husband. I thought… I thought A-Jiu was a snake that we had welcomed into the family and that she had betrayed us. But he…he saved me. I do not know why. He hated my brother. He hated our family. But he saved me. And I…"
“You want to know why Shizun did it,” the demon interrupted her, bored.
She nodded, “I need to know. He owes me.”
Luo Binghe sneered, “Shizun doesn't owe you anything.”
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Flowers by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
05 Nov 2023
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" Do you like what you see?" Kenshi glanced sideways at him as he wrapped the flower stems in satin ribbon.
"Yeah, the flowers are cute."
"I wasn't talking about the flowers."Oh. Oh.
Johnny coughed and fussed at the cuffs of his shirt, while Kenshi laughed, " Come on, I was kidding you."
[In which Johnny has an obvious crush on the sexy flower shop clerk and Kenshi is a tease]
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Wayne's Halloween traditions by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022)
01 Nov 2023
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They went down the stairs and into the kitchen. There they found a battlefield, with eggshells everywhere and black smoke above their heads.
Tim gulped, "Did Killer Croc stop by?"
"No, dumbass. It's just Bruce trying to cook."
"Huh?"
He heard someone cough, and Bruce came out from behind the counter, wearing a worn MCR T-shirt and his face smeared with flour. As soon as he saw them, he said, "Why are you awake?"
"Dunno old man, maybe it's because the kitchen is on fire."
It's Tim's first Halloween with the Waynes, and Bruce tries to make the boy feel like part of the family. Burning down the kitchen and almost giving Alfred a heart attack.
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Pancake day by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
29 Oct 2023
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"Do you want to wake up your father too?" Kenshi asked her.
"Yesss!"
“Do you know an effective way to wake him up?”
"No, how?" she said, curious.
“You have to jump on him, punch him in the chest and…”
"Geez," came Johnny's sleepy voice. "I'm awake, I'm awake. There's no need to torture a poor old man."
"Dad, who is the poor old man?"
"Someone just earned a double portion of pancakes," the actor laughed, pressing a kiss to the little girl's forehead. "You on the other hand don't deserve the special Cage brand pancakes."
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What is a Dilf? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Oct 2023
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Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.
Flash @TheOriginal ✓
Dude, are you drunk?
Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.
(Tim reads the JL's official Twitter and has uncomfortable questions for his older brother. Jason will make Hal Jordan pay.)
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Surprise children by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
18 Oct 2023
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There was an explosion, and the sound of breaking dishes. Dick feared an attack or attempted kidnapping. The noises came from the kitchen, where Alfred was standing.
He rushed over, pulling out his escrima sticks, ignoring Bruce yelling at him, "Wait! Dick!"
Hell, he didn't take orders from Bruce. Not anymore. When he got to the kitchen, what he found was… well… there were shards of glass and ceramic on the floor, and burn marks on the table, but there weren't any killer ninjas like he'd thought.
Instead there was Alfred, picking up the pieces with a broom, and two children, perhaps eight, maximum ten years old.
One was holding the other's hand, saying, "Hey, it's okay. I'm nervous in the mornings without coffee, too."
"What the hell."
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My moon and stars by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
17 Oct 2023
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Kenshi smiled, “Romance isn't my thing. But in recent months I have realized that I don't want to give up anything else in my life. “
“Oh well, it's normal…”
“That's why I decided to be frank and come to you. You are important, and I want you in my life.”
“Do you mean as a partner or…”
“As a lover.”
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Stork of the street by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
16 Oct 2023
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"Young master..."
Alfred knew this would happen. He felt it in his old bones, a sixth sense that it had never failed him.
Jason was too much like Bruce. It was logical that it would happen.
But couldn't he at least be sixteen? Was Alfred asking too much?
The boy in question didn't seem guilty in the slightest. He lifted the child with him by the scruff of the neck, "This is Tim. He is a stalker."
"I'm not a stalker!" the child protested, trying to wriggle free but Jason's grip was much stronger.
Oh, Dear God. Not again.
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You take this broken heart and put it back together by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games)
15 Oct 2023
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"I never cheated on you," Johnny growled.
"A whore is always a whore, Johnny."
It was Kenshi who said, "And you know that, don't you?"
Cristina fumed, "How dare you?!"
Kenshi wasn't upset. Indeed, slowly, he recited, "January 3rd, your second wedding anniversary. Johnny had booked the entire restaurant for the two of you. You arrived late, you were having sex with a very important producer who promised you the part of Natasha Romanoff but he never kept his promise."
"How..."
"Last year you and your current lawyer met at a bar, complained about each other's spouses, and then decided to move the conversation to a nearby motel. Motel where you continued to see each other for months, until you haven't decided to take the big step. However, your lover doesn't want to leave his wife, she's too rich, but he doesn't want to give up having you in his bed."
Cristina's lawyer swallowed uncomfortably as she shifted her attention from Kenshi to him. She pursed her lips so tightly it was a miracle they hadn't turned purple.