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The Cat's Deception by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
30 May 2025
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“Mhm, Dami, can you explain why we’re out here?” Dick asked, crouching down beside his six-year-old brother behind one of the bushes that decorated the grounds of Wayne Manor.
“We watch,” the boy said, clutching strands of dirt in his hands.
“What exactly?”
“Alfred.”
“Alfred? Your cat?”
“Yes, Richard. He’s getting fat. I need to find out why and punish the culprit,” the boy said with all the solemnity of a little prince, which would have been adorable if it weren’t for the punishing-the-culprit part. -
Look what daddy got for you by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
26 May 2025
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"Seriously, Bruce. Again?" Dick asked, his voice dripping with weariness, while the bats had not stopped fluttering since he had descended into the cave. No intelligible response came from the nest, except grunts, and Jason, next to him, mocked him, "I told you it would happen. In two years, he would have found a nicer one to replace me."
"Jaybird, that's not the case," he said, wondering how he had become the voice of reason at nineteen. Was it an omega thing? Did you suddenly become balanced and responsible? Not that Dick called himself balanced, especially mentally, but he was fiercely protective of his pack – Bruce, Jason and the Titans alike – and tended to be overprotective.
Bruce was also an omega, and as much as he tended to be a paranoid bastard, he could also make foolish choices.
Like to go out when he knew his heat was about to arrive and impress himself on the first small child he had the misfortune to cross.
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Mother's day by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 May 2025
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"Um...hello, A-Ying..."
"A-Luo," she hummed, her hands shaking, almost making her risk knocking over the tray and its contents. "What did I tell you?"
"Um...drugs are bad for you?" the twenty-year-old tried to play dumb, but Ning Yingying wasn't buying it. In a calm voice, cold and cutting like a steel blade, she said, "I told you, A-Luo, don't even think about it. You can have anyone, but keep your hands to yourself with my mother. What have you done?"
“I might not have kept my hands to myself,” Luo Binghe muttered, red as a tomato.
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Little demon by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022)
07 May 2025
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"Good times," the woman said, looking dreamy, and immediately added, "Well, I've done it again."
"Have you touched another three-thousand-year-old mummy?" he asked, confused.
"No, I accidentally destroyed an ancient seal. I don't know what century it was. The seal held a demon prisoner. A very sexy demon."
"Janet... Janet, please don't tell me that you slept with an ancient demon of uncertain origin and of who knows how ancient," he almost begged her as he said it, but she, heart of stone, dared to laugh.
"Oh yes, I've been in bed with him. In every imaginable position ..."
"I didn't need to know," he muttered, feeling the need for something strong to drink. Crap, he had nothing in the house, not since he had welcomed Jason and discovered that he hated just the smell of alcohol.
[In which an old friend comes to visit Bruce, and the poor man finds himself with another child left at the door. A half-demon child. Oh, Dick will love it. ]
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Was it worth it? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 May 2025
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When he was summoned to Cang Qing Mountain, Mobei expected to be questioned about his intentions with the Demon King Shang Qinghua.
He didn't expect this wreck.
“… and this is proof that Shen Jiu is a half-demon infiltrated among humans and that he is plotting to kill me, take my place, and allow demons easy access to the human realm!" Luo Binghe finally finished his monologue, bordering on delirious, showing Mobei a wall where he had collected all the alleged evidence, which more than a collection of proof looked suspiciously similar to an altar.
Mobei lowered his cup of tea slowly and asked, "This theory..."
"It's not a theory!" the other protested, but Mobei inelegantly ignored him and continued, "This theory seems convincing. If you have suspicions, why don't you cast out this disciple of yours?"
"Because... Are you crazy?!" Peak Lord Binghe exclaimed, as if the one with a misplaced wheel was him and not the one who thought he had a half-demon disciple because, quote, he had a devilish smile.
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We're gonna dance on gasoline by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
29 Apr 2025
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"Then you should know that you should never try to put a kid with his back to the wall," and in response, Lance kicked him in the stomach.
His reaction came as a surprise to the Galra, who took a few steps back. Lance took the opportunity to lunge to the side and grab his blaster.
As soon as he had it in his hand, he fired, hitting the alien's helmet. The helmet flew to the ground, and he was speechless.
The Galra in front of him... he had pale skin like someone who hasn't seen the sun for years, purple scars on his cheeks, pitch-black eyes... and a decidedly human appearance.
"You're human," he squeaked, almost like an accusation.
The general rolled his eyes, while a trickle of blood slipped from his forehead, "I'm half human. What, you paladins haven't heard the rumours? Lotor only welcomes those like him. Those that the Empire considers scum."
Half-blood, Lance understood. All the generals were mixed blood like the prince.
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Lance has the misfortune of always meeting a general of Lotor during his missions, and Keith finds the new Blue Paladin interesting.
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- Part 15 of R18 Klance
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See you (again) by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2025
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"Ah, thanks, I didn't want to break the..." He stopped when he saw his saviour. He was speechless. Was he dead? He had to be, to meet someone like that. That face... those eyes... God, it was...
"Wow, you look like Luo Binghe!" he exclaimed, his inner fanboy dancing the hula in emotion. The guy was practically a copy of the protagonist of his least loved web novel, even the clothes! However, now that he was looking better, the man's face was swollen, as if he had been beaten, and his lip was split.
[In his search for a gentle Shizun, Luo Bingge finds his Shen Yuan. It won't be a trifle like imminent death that will keep him away from him. ]
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Doflamingo had won. Not that he had ever doubted it. The dust was still settling, Law was on his knees, covered in blood, injured, but still so beautiful that it was annoying.
The young man was a true apparition, even so, a fallen god who had not lost his pride. Doflamingo had to give it to him, he had guts. Too bad they were enemies.
"But do we have to be? He can still have his uses, too," a part of his mind whispered to him, and his gaze lingered on the man's bare chest.
Beautiful, really beautiful. He almost wanted to bite him and put him in his place, like the good subordinate he knew he might have been, if that fool of a younger brother had not carried him off to save him.
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Look at how my tears ricochet by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Apr 2025
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"Keith..."
"Lance can't be dead," he insisted, sounding petulant even to himself. "He lives on a farm, for heaven's sake. Why would anyone want to kill him? It makes no sense. There must be a mistake. Shiro..."
"I'm sorry, Keith." his brother's reply froze him. "But there is no mistake. Hunk and I arrived too late."
The words crashed into him like a tsunami, leaving him reeling and gasping for air. "No," he whispered, shaking his head. "It can't be possible. If it were true..."If that was true, when Lance called him, there was an attack going on and he was in danger, and he had called the first person who was supposed to help him. Except Keith hung up, ignoring him and telling him...
Keith put his hand to his mouth, holding back a gasp of horror.
The last things he had said to Lance was to call Hunk and not bother him.
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Lance is killed during an attack by a pro-Empire faction, and Keith is forced to deal with long-repressed feelings and a life without Lance.
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Home alone by Speechless_since_1998 for GwenChan
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
10 Apr 2025
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When he heard the noise at the window, at first Achilles did not pay attention to it. The trees in the tree in front of his room tended to end up against the window on windy days. As a child it gave him nightmares, convinced that there was some monster out there that was ready to take him.
Now he didn't even pay attention to it anymore. It was only when the noises became more persistent, as if there was someone using insane Morse code, that Achilles decided to open up and go see what the hell was going on.
"Patroclus? What the hell are you doing?"
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Mirror, mirror by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2025
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"Shizun!" a familiar voice exclaimed. He heard a plate falling to the ground, and gentle hands rested on his back. The hands of Ning Yingying.
Although it cost him an inhuman effort, he raised his head. That was Shen Qingqiu's bamboo house. He was back at Cang Qiong Mountain. But if Ning Yingying had called him Shizun...
He looked at his hands and flinched inwardly when he realized they weren't his. That body was not his. It was Shen Qingqiu's body.
(In which due to one of Airplane's plot devaice, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu switch bodies, and discoveries are made.)
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Eevee surprirse by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
31 Mar 2025
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“Hey, let it go! I saw it first!”
Jason looked up: the speaker was a boy of about ten, very, very short, with a bowl cut and determined blue eyes.
He was trying to go unnoticed but everything about him screamed rich kid from Bristol at first glance.
Plus, the expensive camera was an invitation to get robbed
“Is this your Eevee?” he asked.
The boy hesitated for a moment, before saying, “Of course It is! So I’m sorry, Robin, but you can’t have it.”
(It wasn't his pokemon)
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The Price of Truth by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2025
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Shang Qinghua should have known something was wrong the moment Mobei-jun asked him to have tea with him.
His king never wasted time on that sort of thing.
He wasn’t the type to decide it was okay to take a break, not when he was so intense, all the damn time.
But Shang Qinghua was tired: managing the logistics of both his Peak and an entire kingdom left very little time for general existence, and a cup of tea was a completely harmless thing that wouldn’t hurt anyone.
He’d forgotten what a shitty world he’d written.
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"All right," he mumbled, his mouth dry and strange as if he had eaten too much cotton wool. "Can you call Lance? I'm sorry I missed him as my nurse. He must have been bloody sexy."
Those present froze. Shiro looked at him with a mixture of horror and shock that would have been almost comical, while Hunk looked like he had just eaten something disgusting.
Somehow, Coran was the only one who remained composed, "Ah, that's it. I had noticed something strange. I feared worse."
"Worse than this?" Shiro squeaked.
Coran nodded, "It seems that the red paladin's hybrid nature has altered the poison's effects. What for the full-blooded Galra would have proved deadly, for him is like an anti-inhibitor. It alters brain chemistry to remove any inhibitions, making it say whatever comes to mind. A sort of..."
"Some kind of truth serum?" Hunk ended, his voice choked, in an almost adorable stammer.
"Something like that, yes," the counsellor confirmed.
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In which Keith is the victim of a failed attempt on his life, and when he wakes up, he can't help but say anything that comes to mind. And it seems that Lance has a fixed place in his thoughts.
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- Part 14 of R18 Klance
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I'm in love with the shape of you by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2025
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"Y...you...can't...you..."
"What, I can't be attracted to my husband?"
“No, not in this body!” he protested, feeling his veins on fire and a part of his body screaming for more.
“And what’s wrong with this body?” Binghe asked, kissing his neck, making him shiver.
“W…well, my original body is…it’s ugly in comparison…I wasn’t elegant, I had glasses and…” oh god, he was biting him behind the ear. He grabbed his shoulders, his knees completely made of pudding, “…undignified, I had acne, bad breath, a nose that was too big and…”
There were a lot of other things wrong with his old appearance, very valid points, but Binghe’s tongue on his neck was making him forget what they were.
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Let's bet by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! Series
14 Mar 2025
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"I bet Kaiba and your friend at the end of the tournament will fuck."
Tea opened her eyes wide, comically, "What?"
"You heard me. Before the end of the Battle City tournament, Kaiba and your friend will fuck nasty," Mai repeated, more slowly, even if she was just to make fun of the other girl.
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Daddy's little girl by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2025
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She approached the bed, making Shen Qingqiu's heart beat faster, and he had to try hard not to go crazy.
"Keep it cool, keep it cool...ah, I can't do it!"
"Ning Yingying..." he tried to say, in a warning tone, but she, perhaps accustomed to the ways of original goods or because she was really so foolish, didn't listen to him.
Instead, she hugged him, wrapping her arms around his neck, and he froze, not knowing where to put his hands, the thought of what Luo Binghe would do to his hands in the future if he dared to touch one of his wives.
"Baba, I'm so sorry!" she cried on his shoulder, making his eyes widen.
Wait...had she just called him baba?!
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Hot and Cold by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
11 Mar 2025
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Roy liked Jason and every one had understood and accepted this, some more reluctantly than others (Dick and Bruce), others were not particularly interested, as long as they did not come to poke their nose into their homoerotic relationship with their best friend (Tim, Cass and Damian).
Roy also liked ice cream, an obsession he had ever had since Oliver bought him one after a rather long patrol and it has since become his favorite post-patrol food.
Roy liked both Jason and ice cream, so he had rightly decided to combine the two.
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Bottom by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
09 Mar 2025
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“Did you talk to Selina? His ex?! "
"Hey, she's cool" the other defended himself. "Of course, Clark is more cool, but he is Superman."
Jason thought that Talia Al Ghoul was cooler than Superman, but he knew how much Dick hated her, so he said, "Ok, I'm about to repent, but what did Selina told you?"
"She said that Bruce is totally a bottom. "
Jason didn't event time to horrify that a little voice asked, "What is a bottom?"
Both whitening. Suddenly sproutd as only he knew how to do, in the midst of them Tim appared, looking at the t-shirt in Dick's hands with curiosity.
Dick was about to open his mouth, but Jason hit him.
"Ouch! I didn't even say anything! " Dick protested.
“He is nine years old, asshole. You won't traumatize him! "
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What if we had sex? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! Series
07 Mar 2025
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"What if we had sex?"
Seto almost choked on his saliva, but he knocked his deck over, scattering the cards at his feet.
Atem looked amused, while the CEO blurted out, "What the hell?"