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Mission: seducing Superman by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
03 Sep 2024
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"Let me get this straight…you, mister, I don't look anyone in the face and if you talk to me for more than five minutes I'll start crying, you want….I can't believe I'm about to say it…learn how to seduce a man."
"Exactly," Bruce replied, as he petted one of Selina's cats.
" Why?"
"Who cares?" Harley broke in.
"He finally wants to step outside his boundaries! You have my respect!"
"It's not about going outside my boundaries. It's about planetary security."
"Really?" Selina said, half joking.
"Superman is powerful enough to destroy the planet. I have to find how to stop him."
This knocked Harley over, and Pamela finally stopped pretending not to pay attention.
Selina didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or slap him on the head.
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Bite by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Aug 2024
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“Come on, Shizun…bite me…”
Luo Binghe had raised his sleeve to his elbow, showing his inviting arm in front of the muzzle of the enormous white wolf.
The wolf, instead of attacking him as any beast would have done in his place, looked at him for a long time, then licked him.
As if he were a puppy.
“No, Shizun…you have to bite. Understood? Bite, don't lick..."
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Did you miss it? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2024
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“Do you miss it?”
Shen Qingqiu raised his head from the book he was reading – a gift from Shang Qinghua complete with a letter nearby, for old times' sake. – And he looked questioningly at his husband.
Luo Binghe sat in front of him, expression uncertain. He repeated, “Your home world. Do you miss it?”
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Hey, free child by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
27 Jul 2024
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In retrospect, Bruce shouldn't have gone on patrol during his heat.
In his defense, there was at least a week left, and he had time, in his mind, to fix some things before leaving Gotham to Nightwing and Robin.
In practice, severe stress could have started the heat earlier, and it happened while he was in a random alley in Gotham after fighting Two-Face and his gang.
Bruce knew what he had to do: go home immediately and go to his nest.
But then he smells another person, a pup without a pack, and his other omega instincts get the better of him.
He just hopes that Alfred won't kill him for stealing a pup. Again.
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Baby, you are my sunshine by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2024
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“It's your fault,” Shen Qingqiu hissed as he felt yet another pang in his stomach.
That rat bastard Shang Qinghua looked offended, “My fault? Your husband is responsible! I am innocent, totally!”
He wanted to take him by the throat and slowly choke him. He growled, “Who thought it was a good idea to write a straight novel about an omegaverse world?!”
Shang Qinghua raised his hands, “In my defense, omegaverse was the trend at the time.”
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My heart is only yours by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
21 Jul 2024
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"I'm not afraid," Bruce repeated. “You're no threat to me, Clark.”
“So why does your heart feel like it's going to explode when we're together?”
After he asked, he saw a very rare thing: Bruce blushed and looked away.
“Coincidentally, the physical effects of romantic and sexual desire coincide very well with the physical effects of fear.”
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Beware the gremlins by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
14 Jul 2024
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Jason had a friend.
This should usually be good news, but Tim Drake was a chaos gremlin, total enabler of Jason's asshole tendencies, and Dick was the one who had to take care of the two little bastards instead of enjoying the gala.
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Alien Twister by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
07 Jul 2024
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"Bruce? Clark?"
The two were both leaning against the kitchen counter, with Bruce clinging to the other like a monkey, keeping his arms around his neck, and they looked very messy. Bruce moved Clark roughly, and his face was red as if after a long effort.
He must have just returned from patrol. Had he also asked for Superman's help?
Bruce coughed, "Tim. What are you doing up at this hour?"
"I couldn't sleep. What were you guys doing?"
"Alien Twister!" Clark exclaimed, and Bruce ran a hand over his face.
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Got me looking so crazy right now by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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Luo Binghe is a famous idol obsessed with a director and who would like to find out who could steal him from him.
Shen Yuan is a director obsessed with a certain idol and who thinks that taking secret photographs is not a crime.
And Shang Qinghua? He is the poor bastard who has to deal with them.
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A deal you won't regret by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
30 Jun 2024
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Jason and Bruce were at the table, between them, a boy who couldn't have been more than eight years old, with a fruit juice in his hand.
The boy was the first to notice Dick, staring at him with a look of pure adoration, "You're Dick Grayson!"
“Um… hi,” then he turned to Bruce. “Hey B, is kidnapping kids becoming a habit?”
Jason snorted, “He didn't kidnap him. This one broke into the house, stole my cookies and slept on the couch while we were out.”
“What? How? This place is full of alarms!”
The boy shrugged, “That was easy.”
Bruce looked unhappy, "Tim here is a resourceful boy..."
“You can even say I'm a half-demon. It's not an insult."
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You were made to be mine by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2024
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“Oh, A- Luo! It's wonderful!" Ning Yingying exclaimed as soon as she saw him, while he was chopping wood.
The teenager wiped sweat from his forehead, and asked, "What are you talking about?"
“Your wings!” she chirped, and something dark dawned on him. Obviously the black wings disgusted her too, she was just too kind to say it to his face for fear of hurting his feelings, but now oh, it will be a real relief to see a more acceptable color, she won't have to hide the disgust anymore...
This train of thought was stopped when the girl added, “Your soulmate must be here!”
"My what?"
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Invisible little stalker by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
24 Jun 2024
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"We are not alone."
Nightwing sighed, placing a foot on top of the thief they stopped, "What is it, one of your feelings?"
Jason puffed out his cheeks, annoyed.
He hated it when his pseudo older brother used that condescending tone with him.
He might not have had the same crime-fighting experience as Dick and Bruce, having only started a year ago, but he had grown up on the streets, and if he said someone was watching him, it was because there was some asshole lurking who was doing it.
(Robin and Nightwing have a stalker. A little, cute one, who is also a meta.)
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A robin, a stalker and a missing bat by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
12 Jun 2024
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"Uhm...Robin?"
“What are you doing here?!” Jason blurted out, trying to stay calm.
“I take photographs,” the boy said, showing him the camera and the teenager tried, unsuccessfully, not to scream. It failed miserably.
"Photo? Are you out here at night for this? You should be at home!"
He should be in his room in Wayne Manor, oblivious to his family's affairs, while they all kept the town safe.
They weren't doing a good job: Batman was missing Robin was alone, and he had to convince Tim to come home without giving anything away!What the fuck!
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Don't touch my weird brother by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
10 Jun 2024
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Jason didn't like bullies. He hated them with a passion.
So when he saw one picking on Tim, he couldn't ignore it. Even if he didn't like the brat.
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Hey look, friend's material by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
16 May 2024
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"Bruce, I made a friend!"
“That's wonderful, buddy,” Bruce said, as he examined the documents he had on the kitchen counter.
The coffee was now cold in front of him, but sooner or later Bruce will drink it, if only as an involuntary gesture.
“He's amazing,” Tim continued, excited.
“Mhm mmhm…”
“He is really smart. “
“Mmmhm…”
“He doesn't think I'm weird. Well, maybe a little, but he likes that I'm different! Just like him!”
“Mhmhm…”
“And he's also a clone of Superman! But he's cooler! ”
“Wonderful…Wait, he is what?!”
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Twist of fate by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics), DCU
12 May 2024
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“I can't sleep. Can you read it to me?”
“Don't you want me to find your father?” Bruce tried, hoping to get out of that situation.
“Why?”
“Well, he is your dad.”
The kid just shrugged, “He is busy. When he's busy, I can't disturb him. You're not doing anything. You can read to make me sleep.”
He was incredibly articulate for someone his age. And he had clear ideas.
Bruce wouldn't have made it out with his dignity intact, would he?“I don't think it's appropriate…”
“Why?”
“Because I'm a stranger,” Bruce tried to tell him.
“But you are not a stranger. You are Bruce.”
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The dad that stepped up by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics)
04 May 2024
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He rubbed his eyes, “What's happening? Why is there a child in the cave?”
“Hey, I'm almost fourteen, I'm not a kid anymore...”
“Robin, not you,” he nodded at the boy. "Who is he?"
Nightwing chimed in, "This is Tim Drake, his parents suck."
"Hey!"
“Well, it's the truth, little bird.”
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Why your brother is in a cage ? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
26 Apr 2024
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“Tim…what are you doing?”
Bruce complimented himself for not swearing, setting a bad example for two children at an age where they repeated everything their parents said, but hell, he was tempted.
He challenged everyone to remain calm when faced with their six-year-old son who had put his one-year-old brother in the dog cage and had put on one of his jackets.
Just…why?
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Batfamily Archive Au by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
19 Apr 2024
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All my Batman prompts!
1. Coffee Shop Au
2. Star Wars Au
3. Vampire Au
4. No Capes Au
5. Mythology Au
6. Reincarnation Au .
7. Alpha/Beta/Omega Au .
8. Gotham Knights Au
9. Metahuman Au
10. Harry Potter Au
Part 1
Part 2
Part 311. Demon Au
12. Mob Au
13. Talon!Dick Au
14. Kid Fic Au
15. Avatar Au
16. Genderswap Au
17. Supernatural Au
18. Canon Divergence Au
Part 1
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Batburgers, head trauma, and little brothers by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
15 Apr 2024
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As soon as he heard the noise, Tim should have run away.
He was in an alley, at night, in Gotham. A suspicious noise was a prelude to trouble.
But then he finds Robin in the garbage, and what does Tim do, doesn't he help his hero?