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LOG ENTRY: MISSION DAY 688
I woke up on an actual bunk. With clean sheets. And clean hair.
Do you know how it feels like to have clean hair for the first time in 549 sols? Fucking amazing, that's how.
Holy shit. Life is worth living.
Mark Watney is back on Hermes, safe and sound. Deeply touch-starved, even less socially adequate than before, and with two very broken ribs — but alive. And that's all Rick Martinez cares about.
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The Future Left Behind by Styx13
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
27 Dec 2024
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In the midst of the Apocalypse, Mikey is still far from strong enough to carry out the time gateway plan, so Donnie decides to build a machine that can support him in his efforts and channel his powers in the right direction. But when the machine is ready and Donnie decides to conduct an experiment using his younger brother's ninpo, it malfunctions, and instead of bringing him something from the past, it brings him to it.
Sort of.
But not quite.
or: Future Donnie accidentally gets sent to the Prison Dimension, and by the time he gets out, he realizes that one; he travelled twenty-two years into the past, and two; that he needs to go back and fix everything before it is too late
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Full Lair (It Takes Five) by Styx13
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon)
20 Aug 2023
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After accidentally coming back from the future, Leonardo does nothing but waste hot water, lick frosting off of Pop-Tarts every morning, leave crumbs on the floor while watching soap operas with Splinter, and suffer abnormally frequent mental breakdowns
A least until he is thrown into an unexpected Nexus Battle against a certain White-Furred opponent and forced to not only figure out a way to get them both the hell out of there, but also how to avoid the consequences of their actions.
or: All the times Nardo denies having a crush on Usagi, the couple times Usagi does the same, and the one time little Leo Parent Traps them into a confession.
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- Part 1 of Full Lair verse
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The Steps to Becoming the Oldest Twin by Styx13
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
09 Jun 2023
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Leonardo Hamato knew that he could be replaced. He knew that if something went wrong, he would be the one to take the fall; that he was the least favourite; the least talented. He was the one who would have to face the consequences of the world falling apart while his family continued to live their lives, perhaps not peacefully, but safely.
He always knew this.
He thought he did. Until one day, a portal opened in front of him and pulled him out of the Prison Dimension, back to the same day he got there.
or: Leo gets stuck in the prison dimension for decades, while only three minutes pass for his brothers.
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It Happened One Night (The Proposal) by Styx13
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2023
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Usagi hates a lot of things, even though as a samurai he, technically, isn’t supposed to. And if there is one thing he hates more than anything else, it’s Valentine’s Day.
or: a Valentine's Day special sneak peek into the future of the characters from Full Lair (It Takes Five)
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- Part 2 of Full Lair verse
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Full Lair verse by Styx13
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon)
20 Aug 2023
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Ares and Hephaestus Will Have Beef About This for the Next Millennia (Once Upon a Seven) by Styx13
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
20 Dec 2022
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Due to a malfunctioning ventilation system and sudden shortage of berths, Beck and Watney are officially approved to sleep together by NASA. Fandom sees what it wants to see when Martinez posts an innocent picture, and the Ares 3 crew proceeds to troll the hell out of everyone on Earth (especially Annie Montrose).
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20 Jan 2026
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Today Is The Birthday Of The World (But Not This One). by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels)
Fandoms: The Martian - Andy Weir
25 Sep 2022
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Things to do when it's Rosh Hashana and you're still doing rover modifications.
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just my job five days a week by Artifactrix for magsintherain
Fandoms: The Martian - Andy Weir
17 Dec 2024
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Log excerpts from the notes of Mark Watney, Interplanetary Celebrity, circa 2039.
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Bookmarked by Styx13
11 Dec 2025
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Status: Post-Intercept by SheMadeHotFood
Fandoms: The Martian - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015)
19 Jan 2026
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Mission Specialist Mark Watney, DOB 10/8/1996, was retrieved via EVA at 15:47 UTC, after 549 SOLs stranded on Mars with limited access to food and water for bathing and hygiene. Patient under significant amounts of physical and psychological stress.
Vital signs: BP 85/58, HR 113bpm, Body temperature 99.7F, O2 saturation: 97% on room air.
Level of consciousness: Alert and oriented to self, time, and place.
Appearance: Sweaty, emaciated, covered in dirt. Smiling.--
A series of emails, memos, press releases, and medical records detailing the journey home from Mars with all 6 members of the crew safely aboard.
Bookmarked by Styx13
08 Dec 2025
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A Trump Christmas Carol by Xoros
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
21 Nov 2024
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Experience a satirical and modern twist on Charles Dickens' timeless classic in this screenplay adaptation of "A Christmas Carol", set in 2025 Washington, D.C. Donald J. Trump, a parody of the president, embodies unchecked greed and disdain for the holiday spirit. After dismissing Christmas and mistreating those around him—including his overworked assistant Kayleigh McEnany—he is visited by three spirits representing the past, present, and future of wealth: J.P. Morgan, Jeff Bezos, and Lil Tay.
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13 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
to put into the history books in 50 years and mention the author by name