TheFoolsKnight



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    A collection of Malec drabbles, including the prompts i receive on tumblr

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    High school, two oblivious idiots, and a lot of pining and scheming.

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    Shane: Hi.
    Shane: I miss you.
    Shane: How was your day?

    Ilya: DEVASTATING.

    Shane: What?
    Shane: Are you okay?
    Shane: Did something really awful happen, or is this another one of those the animal shelter wouldn’t let you bring home every animal type situations?

    Ilya: No, I am not okay.
    Ilya: I am the furthest from okay.
    Ilya: Troy and Harris broke up.

    Shane: Oh. That sucks.
    Shane: Sorry to hear that.

    Ilya: That’s all you have to say?

    Shane: What else am I supposed to say? It’s sad, but it happens.

    Ilya: We have to fix this!!!!

    Shane: We?

    Ilya: Yes, of course.
    Ilya: Do you not know that by loving me, you are automatically a part of all my schemes and shenanigans?

    Shane: Must have missed that memo.

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    04 May 2026

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    Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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    04 May 2026

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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    03 May 2026

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    Lily @lily1221

    HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?

    Reddit finds @cinematichomos

    on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal [attached link]

    Ilya turns to Reddit for comfort after Shane starts dating Rose. What follows is him getting bullied on Reddit, going viral on Twitter, using Twitter as a relationship therapist and going to the cottage despite everyone begging him not to.

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    03 May 2026