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    Pretty much everything here can be read separately or together it doesn't really matter it's just a bunch of silly stuff I've worked on. Also when I say silly I'm lying I put everyone through the wringer :)

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Alright, where are we?” Ratchet scanned their surroundings, but only endless tree trunks rose around them — they were deep in a forest.
    “Wyoming,” his sparkmate said, carefully resting a hand on his shoulder. “Yellowstone National Park lies about thirty miles to the south.”
    “And what are we doing here?”
    Optimus’s fingers slid thoughtfully over the medic’s backpack.
    “There’s something you should see. But we’ll reach the destination on wheels.”

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    07 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    As Ratchet steps into the world of politics, his world is turned upside down by an arranged marriage to the newest Prime. The senate has cornered him there to keep him quiet and to keep a tab on him, but it backfires on them as Ratchet, despite his best efforts, finds himself falling in love with his new mate, and they become quite the team.

    This was inspired by a one-shot from a phenomenal author, you can find them here: DesdemonaKaylose, and the story at https://archiveofourown.org/works/30058605/chapters/74023971.

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    26 Aug 2025

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    OooooOOOOoooo

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    Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.

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    22 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Literally my favorite TFg1 fanfic PERIOD

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Breakdown just wanted a drink. A nice, slightly-spiked cube of energon to calm his paranoia. Instead, he found a reason to abandon the Wreckers and everything he once fought for.

    That reason?

    A stunning, perfectly polished, cherry-red Decepticon.

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    13 Jun 2025

  5. Rec 65

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    Energon Level: 7.4%

    It would be any time now.
    Starscream, lying on the floor while leaning against the corner of the room, thought to himself as he watches his Energon levels slowly plummet, promising him an agonizingly slow death, that also seemed too soon to be true.

    Before, when he had just gotten banished, It had been years of scavenging, months of despairing, weeks of starving, and now...

    Now he only had mere hours. Not that he could care. He stopped caring a week ago, maybe even a month ago. But he used to care. He did, just not anymore.

    Starscream gives up and slowly reaches his demise... Until Megatron rips him off from the clutches of death. Starscream, of course, has a problem with that.

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    13 Jun 2025