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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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- English
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- 21,144
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 331
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- 2,296
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- 501
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05 Jun 2025
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One for the team by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Aug 2024
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Peter Parker marries Wade Wilson for perfectly respectable reasons that have nothing to do with feelings. Nope, no feelings involved here whatsoever, unless you count Peter’s massive crush on his husband.
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- English
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- 16,583
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- 11/11
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- 326
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- 2,522
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- 385
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- 21,299
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10 Sep 2024
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Summon me Sweetly by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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It starts out as some kind of innocent misunderstanding. Peter honestly didn't know sex demons existed, and if he did know, he still never would have summoned one. But when a big, hulking sex demon with broad shoulders and rippling muscles steps out of a portal and insists that that's exactly what Peter did, and that he can't go anywhere until he fulfills all of Peter's desires... well, what's a superhero to do? Let the incubus go hungry?
[Spoiler alert: this incubus won't be going hungry.]
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- English
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- 32,580
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3
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- 187
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- 2,381
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10 Aug 2024
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Wade despises laundry day. Until he meets a cute stranger at the Laundromat who's absolutely hopeless at washing any kind of clothes.
Exactly how that lead to him dating Spider-Man, Wade isn't sure, but he's definitely not complaining.
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- English
- Words:
- 29,105
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- 1/1
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- 8
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- 151
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- 3,400
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- 651
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15 Jul 2024
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Prove me Wrong by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Jul 2021
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There aren’t many things Wade Winston Wilson's good for as an omega. He's male. He's large. He's at least a head taller than most alphas out there, alphas who like their omegas dainty and petite and female. So no, there aren't many things he's good for as an omega.
Peter sets out to prove him wrong.
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- English
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- 26,684
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 4
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- 271
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- 5,662
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- 918
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- 65,535
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11 Jul 2024
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we've only got forever by thespideyboy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Jun 2019
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“What’s all this about, Wade?” Peter questions. His voice is barely audible over the downpour, smooth and full despite the hollow noise it contends with.
A white burst of lightning, another crash of thunder. It’s cold out here, July be damned, and Wade can feel the chill deep in his chest, travelling down the branching path of his veins, manifesting in his jittering fingertips.//
or, the one where the universe decides to piss all over wade's plans. again.
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- Part 11 of my spideypool collection
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- English
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- 5,172
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 20
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- 604
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- 76
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- 4,444
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05 Jul 2024
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cornerstone by thespideyboy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 May 2019
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And, though he’s not quite thinking when he does it, Wade flicks his head forwards, sending his sunglasses down the slope of his nose so his eyes make contact with the kid’s larger ones, “If ya couldn’t tell already, this pretty boy ain’t so pretty but hey, ‘least I’m rich, huh?”
“You sure about that pretty part?” The younger quicks, taking his time to drag his gaze down the length of Wade’s figure, hovering over the broad bridge of his shoulders, the taper of his waist.
“Sorry- what?”
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or, another first meeting that's not really a first meeting at all.Series
- Part 9 of my spideypool collection
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05 Jul 2024
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In a plot so cliché it'll fit right in with the rest of Marvel canon, Wade gets amnesia and forgets the last three years of his life... including his relationship with Peter.
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- English
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- 18,116
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- 6/6
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28 Jun 2024
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Recently, Peter has been genuinely considering telling Wade who he is out of the suit. The thought doesn’t scare him as much as he thought it would. When his aunt May passed away a few years ago, Deadpool was there for him through it all. He took Peter’s patrols when he was too depressed to, gave Peter space when he needed it, invaded it when necessary, and let Peter crash at his for a few months. Those few months were enough to make Peter realize that he trusted Deadpool wholeheartedly.
There is something holding Peter back, though.
It’s that Peter’s current life is just kind of pathetic, and Peter doesn’t want Deadpool seeing him that way. Deadpool likes to theorize about what Peter does for work, since he’s “So smart for a smartass”. Oftentimes, what he guesses are way above what Peter could possibly achieve at the moment. He also thinks that Peter lives in a nice apartment somewhere uptown. Something with lots of sunlight and expensive furniture. All of these scenarios were wrong, of course. They couldn’t be further from the truth if they tried. So, he'll hold off on telling Deadpool who he is until Peter gets his life together.
That is until Deadpool crashed into Peter Parker's life unexpectedly.
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- English
- Words:
- 34,239
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 172
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- 3,012
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- 575
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15 Jun 2024
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The Ferryman by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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As a ferryman, Wade’s Wilson role in the cosmos is to usher people from life into death. If asked how he feels about this profoundly important role that he’s played since the dawn of time, Wade would tell it to you straight: It is insanely, mind-numbingly boring.
Until it isn’t.
No one is supposed to be able to see Wade until the moments leading up to their death. So how is it that Spider-Man keeps noticing him and then not, you know, dying? It makes no sense! Curious and more than a little intrigued, Wade gives chase and discovers that Spider-Man not only sees him, he likes him, too.
What’s a lonely, adrift ferryman to do but fall chaotically, consumingly in love with him?
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- English
- Words:
- 45,232
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 228
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- 1,635
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- 432
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- 19,569
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12 Jun 2024
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Acrid (In Pursuit of Wade) by misshunbun
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
27 Oct 2018
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Spidey put his foot in his mouth again. What's new? And now he's got to chase down Deadpool to try and make things right.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,600
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 49
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- 849
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- 107
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- 6,961
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23 May 2024
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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- English
- Words:
- 25,827
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 4
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- 287
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13 May 2024
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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- English
- Words:
- 32,894
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 720
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- 8,496
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- 1,890
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- 74,428
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08 May 2024
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,586
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 226
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- 2,063
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- 429
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- 13,566
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05 May 2024
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Medium Rare by MargaretKire for angelzoo (shades_0f_cool)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
27 Jun 2020
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Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.
Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.
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- English
- Words:
- 24,562
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 726
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- 10,147
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- 2,135
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- 109,327
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29 Apr 2024
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Stede has a crush, and there’s nothing he can do about it except watch from his usual spot on the playground at 3pm on Fridays as Mr Teach opens the classroom door.
In which Mr Teach is Louis’ school teacher and Louis adores him, but Stede only gets to see him from afar on his Friday pickups… until something happens at school and Mr Teach needs to talk to him about it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,520
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 132
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- 391
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- 76
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- 2,962
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08 Apr 2024
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That Works For Me by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2023
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Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.
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- English
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- 5,994
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 156
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- 3,432
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- 490
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- 23,741
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02 Apr 2024
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"Quite sure of yourself for a guy who claims not to spend much time with so-called 'pretty' people. Don't raise my expectations if you can't deliver."
"Oh, this package delivers alright. Signed and sealed by yours truly," the man said, sticking up an arm to wave down the bartender.
"Then it'd be nice to learn your name so I know whose package to expect," Peter pried.
"Wade Wilson," he said.
Peter thought the name sounded vaguely familiar but couldn't find the energy to care now that the first drink he chugged was hitting him all at once.
"Peter Parker."
"Cute name. I look forward to fucking you so hard you forget it."
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30 Mar 2024
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28 Mar 2024
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During a raid on a smuggler ship, Ed finds a merman named Stede locked in the hold. Inspired by art by feriowind.
Inside is a tub that looks like it was cobbled together from wooden boards. And inside the tub is a merman.
He sits on the bottom of the tub, his back slumped against its wooden side. His tail is curled beneath the water’s surface, nearly tucked into a perfect circle in the cramped space. He looks pale and haggard, and there’s a shackle around his neck attached to a heavy chain in the wall.
He’s the most magnificent and most pathetic thing Ed’s ever seen.
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- Part 1 of Water/line
- Part 1 of I can't stop making them into mermaids
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,000
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 2
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- 908
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28 Mar 2024