Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandoms
- Just Roll With It (Podcast) (20)
- Sanders Sides (Web Series) (15)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (14)
- Hollywood Undead (Band) (13)
- Dream SMP (11)
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i'll break into pieces right in front of you by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron)
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
17 Nov 2025
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William never really used to think about sex. Like—as a teenager. He was raised to think it was just for people to do with specific other people and that there was one specific way to do it. But whatever the fuck is going on here? If he’d been told this was an option sooner, he would have been way more open to the idea of it.
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coughs up blood. does anyone ever think about ghostknife thigh fucking
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The five best ghost hunters in Los Angeles are surprised when they get a call inviting them to one of the fanciest parties in the city. Unfortunately, that only means that there's a ghost running rampant through the party venue, and they won't have much time to enjoy their taste of a lavish lifestyle if they want to stop this ghost from trying to kill someone. And it doesn't help that Jorel brought along his cat, George keeps trying to sneak off towards the chocolate fountain, Dylan keeps insisting that Danny has the abilities to see ghosts when he's drunk, and Jordon is... well, being Jordon.
Can't they just enjoy one event without everything going to shit?
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- Part 3 of Who You Gonna Call?
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October: once a good month. Now it makes Virion want to throw up his insides all over his bedroom floor.
He takes a deep breath. Something unpleasant churns in his gut. Anticipation. Anxiety. The fear that he’ll look out the window and see the world blanketed in white overnight. He’s—he’s not ready. for that. Not yet. God, not yet. Please, not yet.
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It snows in New Haven. Virion feels shrimp emotions about it.
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- Part 5 of whiskey's nhws fics
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Virion has no idea where he is. He's been dropped in Prime out of nowhere, arrested, possessed, and now he's broken out of prison alongside two of the most notorious supervillains in the world. He doesn't know what he's doing, and the Greats have no helpful input whatsoever, so he doesn't have much of a choice but to stick with the Whisperer and his pet Kota Kill.
Jade is bad at this hero shit. But after blowing up a Belltech building and nearly killing the CEO, she, Xavier, and Alan can't exactly go back to being villains if they want to stay out of Supermax Prison. With the entire Prime Force breathing down their necks, she needs to find a way to figure out what's really going on at Belltech without WATCH's supervision before more people start getting hurt.
Virion never wanted to be a villain. Jade never wanted to be a hero. Neither of them have much of a choice.
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A continuation/my own take on the JRWI What If? episode where the PD are villains. pspsps come get ur jade cantrip torment nexus and ghostknife toxic yaoi
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Cold metal stings against his skin as Rolan shoves his face in Rand's neck, mandibles scrabbling against the muzzle caged around his lower face, sharp teeth gnashing, trying to bite. Rand groans, tilting his head, half wishing Rolan could just bite right through it and sink his mandibles into his soft neck.
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Rolan gets into weird mating cycles every spring. They have a way of handling it.
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place for all my nhws fics bc its easier for organization on my own account if i have a series for them <3
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all my prime defenders oneshots!! they take place in the same continuity but you dont have to read one of them to read all of them
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- 61,442
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Vent/Comfort Fics by Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hollywood Undead (Band), Sanders Sides (Web Series)
09 Sep 2023
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A bunch of fics that I’ve written to help me feel better or get a better grasp on things that I’m going through. Not all of the events in these fics are things that have happened to me exactly the way they’re written; most of the time, it’s exaggerated or put in a different situation. Some may be pure angst, others will have happy endings or be mostly comfort simply because I want to help myself feel better by writing fluff. Some might be a mixture of angst and fluff.
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- 40,838
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- 4
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animal impulses (celltw) by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron), Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP
25 Jun 2024
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nsfw celltw series (with lots of fitpac and spiderbit)
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- 101,967
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- 4
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DSMP Oneshots by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron), Whiskey_With_Patron
Fandom: 30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP, Dream SMP
09 Sep 2023
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All my DSMP/MCYT oneshots in one place!
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- 46,166
- Works:
- 9
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Strays by Beautiful_Doom
Fandom: A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), CrankGameplays - Fandom, Game Theorists - Fandom, Game Theory - Fandom, In Space with Markiplier, jacksepticeye, Jacksepticeye Power Hour (Web Series), markiplier - Fandom, Markiplier TV (Web Series), natewantstobattle, Sanders Sides (Web Series), Unus Annus - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF, Who Killed Markiplier, Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
22 Dec 2023
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Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
16 May 2025
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The whole thing starts when Victoria Dallon makes a coming out post, and Lisa just can't resist a chance to one-up her.
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
19 Apr 2025
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Kian began swaying with the beat of the music; Arthur followed as best he could with his wobbling legs. Their dancing was much more subdued than the people around them, so it took maneuvering to avoid bumping against people. After one particularly close call, Kian pressed their bodies even closer to each other, then gave a teasing grin as he noticed Arthur’s face.
“Someone’s blushing,” he cooed.
“Oh, shut up.”Arthur Bennett makes the mistake of wandering into an LA nightclub back in 1978
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
31 Dec 2024
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your name is wavelength.
you've loved maybe twice in your life.Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
22 Dec 2024
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The bug in Rolan wants to come out, but he just wants to relax.
Series
- Part 1 of JUST ROLL WITH IT💥💥💥
Bookmarked by Whiskey_With_Patron
27 Nov 2024