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Look at me like one of your prehistoric Earth deer by Magost
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
08 May 2026
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Arthur books a nice hotel.
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04 Mar 2026
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Zaphod accidently destroys the Improbability Drive of the Heart of Gold, causing an episode of uncontrollable improbable glitches, one of which ends up with Arthur and Ford trapped close together in a confessional booth.
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12 Jan 2026
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Sex in the Galaxy by MonstrumOstendere
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
09 Apr 2023
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Arthur quietly fumed to himself over a hot cup of not-tea spat out by the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser. To distract himself from the low-grade rage and general moodiness building in his mind, he opened the Hitchhiker’s Guide and paused.
What, he thought tentatively, does the galaxy do when the lights are turned off?
Or, the most disgustingly wholesome porn I’ve ever written. Do enjoy.
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12 Jan 2026
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More Things in Heaven and Earth by Halrloprillalar (prillalar), Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro), prillalar
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
10 May 1999
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The earth blows up, the boys get it on.
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12 Jan 2026
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Pheromones by MaleaBotor
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
07 Jun 2014
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Arthur's worked it out! It's not FORD he's attracted to. It's just that pheromone thing he does. Obviously, this will be the end of worrying about things and he has no idea why this fanfiction even has to be rated so highly.
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12 Jan 2026
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Stuck in a cage, the key to it is out of reach for Leon.
“Stranger, stranger. What a pretty little birdie we ‘ave ’ere. Quite the predicament you’re in, eh?”
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03 Jan 2026
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Leon seriously needs a break and a rifle upgrade. Luckily, the Merchant can offer the rifle upgrade - Except Leon falls short with his payment.
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03 Jan 2026
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Leon’s been hard for the Merchant since the first purple lantern. One last stop before the church, one heavy bag of pesetas, and with zero fucks left to give:
“Everything’s for sale, stranger. Even me.”
Turns out Leon’s willing to pay any price to get bent over that table.
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03 Jan 2026
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Jud has been fighting his growing attraction to Benoit for weeks, and cannot take it any longer.
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30 Dec 2025
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Benoit decides to stay for Jud's mass.
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30 Dec 2025
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jud has a wet dream.
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30 Dec 2025
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Dave Bowman is calm. He’s not upset. He’s not panicking. He’s calmly, efficiently making his way to the ship’s logic core.
There is horror threatening to seep in around the edges. He’s in an airless ship with three dead astronauts and an insane computer. He just jettisoned Frank’s body into the depths of space. He’s a hundred million miles from home, and the communication antenna is broken.
But Dave has a simple objective. He’s going to get to the logic core and disconnect HAL.
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Or, a non-traditional love story between an AI and the human he once tried to kill.
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- Part 3 of MsWhich Favorites
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23 Dec 2025
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damascus, absolution, and star wars by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
15 Dec 2025
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Benoit forces himself to look up at Jud from where he was attempting to decipher the Father's scribbled notes. Jud stands there, shaky hands hanging loosely at his sides, in his dark sweater and grey sweatpants that Benoit knows are only staying up due to the efforts of some tightly-drawn drawstrings. Hair dripping, cheeks rosy, eyes bloodshot, beautiful.
Road to fucking Damascus.
or: the days and months following martha's death
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22 Dec 2025
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Plenty To Live For by Thirst4Chicken
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types
18 Feb 2019
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Resident Evil 2 (Remake). What if Ada did more than just kiss Leon in the cable car on the way to NEST? What if she did a LOT more? PWP, shameless smut.
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30 Nov 2025
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“What would you do if a man hit on you?”
Yossarian wouldn’t know.
“What would you do if I hit on you?”
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25 Nov 2025
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Catch-22 states that you must kiss other men if your commanding officer tells you to by lawboy
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
15 May 2025
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Yossarian tries to fake homosexuality to get a dishonourable discharge. It fails, and he becomes a homosexual.
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09 Nov 2025
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For Everything in the World by madgezimmer
Fandoms: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
15 Jul 2025
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The Tale of Sir Galahad, if Lancelot had not been so quick to "rescue" him from the Castle Anthrax.
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08 Nov 2025
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Showerhead by William4queers
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
14 Oct 2025
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✰˚•∘─ October one-shots day (13) 14!
Arthur is still struggling with himself. He doesn't understand why he's so attracted to Ford, but a quick blow job in the shower tells him exactly why.
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- Part 2 of October One-Shots 2025
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15 Oct 2025
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In the name of science [ENG] by VARVN
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
23 Sep 2023
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For the dubious honor of finding a couple of new facts for the Guide, hitchhikers are ready to do anything.
The Restaurant at the End of the UniverseSeries
- Part 2 of How we three had fun [ENG]
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14 Oct 2025
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Pheromones [ENG+ART] by VARVN
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
08 Sep 2023
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Sometimes Arthur imagined what it would be like to catch a cold on prehistoric Earth, when there were no cures yet. One of the thousands of stupid thoughts that swarm in the head before falling asleep, like annoying flies and never come true... but guess what? This actually happened.
The Restaurant at the End of the UniverseSeries
- Part 3 of How we three had fun [ENG]
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07 Oct 2025