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The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.
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- Part 1 of Things That Complicate Shit
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31 Oct 2025
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28 Oct 2025
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Player vs Player by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, DCU (Comics), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Static Shock
23 Apr 2017
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“It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”
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27 Oct 2025
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A Joker's Not Even A Real Playing Card Anyway by shadedScribe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Homestuck
07 Feb 2020
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There's a new gang in Gotham, one that appeared out of nowhere. They're strange, they're dangerous, and they're violently shaking up the underworld. The Batfamily has their work cut out for them trying to get to the bottom of things. Who are these people, and what could possibly be motivating their actions?
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Your name is Spades Slick, and have you mentioned lately how you hate clowns?
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27 Oct 2025
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Honey and Vinegar by cthchewy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Homestuck
24 Apr 2018
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Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.
Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels.
[It's possible to read this with knowledge of only one fandom, either one. Or so I'm told.]
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- Part 1 of Honey and Vinegar
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- English
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- 29,864
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 2
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- 170
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- 340
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27 Oct 2025
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Dave crash lands in a new universe. Time to figure a way home.
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- Part 1 of => Dave: Be An Avenger
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- English
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- 12,265
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- 8/?
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- 5
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24 Oct 2025
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John and Karkat are awkward as hell with sex, but they still make sure to communicate with each other and set their boundaries.
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24 Oct 2025
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You know what they say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, a Twitter flame war, an elaborate spite menu, and a whole lot of inept flirting.
Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.
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- English
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22 Oct 2025
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life is a habit that's hard to break by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Sep 2020
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MORTAL SOUL, COMEST THOU PEACEFULLY INTO MY REA-
“Oh,” Death says, voice breaking out of the soul-shaking timbre for a split-second, the baleful blue light in the hollows of the skull flickering for a moment before it returns. YOU’RE A NECROMANCER. WELL. NEVER MIND, THEN. YOU GUYS ALWAYS HAVE ME ROLLING OUT THE USUAL WELCOME MAT WHENEVER I SEE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN
YOU AREN’T EVEN PROPERLY DEAD.I MAY AS WELL DROP THIS. IT HURTS MY THROAT.
A skeleton clearing its throat, despite the complete lack of throat, is not the strangest thing that’s happened to Dirk today. It is, however, the least painful, so at least there's that.
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22 Oct 2025
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If the trolls had been allowed to enter our universe and rule over us as gods...
Well. We'd have gotten some interesting mythology.Bookmarked by arfentog
21 Oct 2025
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Eridan flirts with all the subtlety of a brick to the face. Which is good, really, because brick-to-the-face is about the level of subtlety where you start being able to pick up basic social hints. Actually, that’s not even fair, because your first hint was when Karkat clued into what was happening. There was some pointed glaring (pretty indistinguishable from garden variety Karkat glaring, or even I-enjoy-being-in-your-presence Karkat glaring), until he finally stood up, said something about needing to charge his husktop and stomped upstairs. Leaving you and Eridan alone in their recreation block.
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- 1/1
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06 Oct 2025
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Your relationship is like a train wreck, but the train keeps on chugging even though it is most definitely on fire; your friends watch from the sidelines in horrified awe but even they can’t deny that it’s working.
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06 Oct 2025
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"You've got no fucking clue which end is up about this kind of thing, do you?" Karkat asks, almost gently. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have gone off on you. You're such a huge bitch it's easy to forget you weren't hatched like this."
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06 Oct 2025
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John goes wandering off with a murderclown on the loose, and Karkat has to save him from his own stupidity.
You’re tired and crankier than usual and off-kilter and you’re totally blowing this out of proportion. You are going to find John and drag him back to safety by his stupid blue hood and everything’s going to be fine.
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04 Oct 2025
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04 Oct 2025
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settle down with some old story by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2025
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Shen Qingqiu has a bare moment of dismayed comprehension before Luo Binghe is moving again, releasing his hold on Xiu Ya only so that he can swirl around Shen Qingqiu in a blindingly fast movement, getting behind Shen Qingqiu and using his now-free right arm to pin Shen Qingqiu against him, Shen Qingqiu’s back to his chest.
“Caught you, Shizun,” Luo Binghe says in Shen Qingqiu’s ear, and then he tips them backward through the portal.
Two years after the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe reappears in the Human Realm—directly on Qing Jing Peak, in order to kidnap Shen Qingqiu to the Demon Realm. Little does Shen Qingqiu know, this isn’t the right Luo Binghe.
The Original Luo Binghe has finally, after years of searching, found a kind Shizun of his own to kidnap and keep in his own universe—and this time, no one is going to take Shizun from him.
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- 21/21
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22 Sep 2025
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blood and seafoam by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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Caught up in these thoughts, with the System breathing down his neck, Shen Qingqiu does not properly assess the situation as he should.
Perhaps the biggest mistake Shen Qingqiu makes in this moment is not his confidence in Luo Binghe’s abilities nor the potential ripple effects of the changed situation surrounding his broken seal: it’s that he doesn’t think to be cautious of Luo Binghe.
Shen Qingqiu, in his years in this role, has never harmed Luo Binghe. He hasn’t betrayed Luo Binghe yet. Shen Qingqiu has become far too accustomed to their easy, fond companionship. He forgets, in this moment, the way qi balance shifting wildly out of equilibrium can make people behave in unexpected, unpredictable, often violent ways.
Even toward those they love.
or: Shen Qingqiu makes a potentially catastrophic error at the Immortal Alliance Conference. One that changes everything...yet not what Shen Qingqiu cares about most.
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- Part 1 of Febuwhump 2025
- Part 1 of mute!sqq au
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- English
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- 30,410
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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19 Sep 2025
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What is Found Behind Broken Walls by demoncow97
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2025
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Shen Qingqiu manages to change his foretold fate by saving Liu Qingge in the Ling Xi caves. Unfortunately, the cultivation world is a lot less happy about this than Shen Qingqiu would have hoped.
This might have to do with the fact that the Liu Qingge who Shen Qingqiu saved is not quite human.
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- 127,109
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- 22/22
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16 Sep 2025
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Something They Can Never Take Away by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Luke Cage (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Aug 2017
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Luke's sure, from the moment he and Matt meet in person, that they're going to end up friends. There's not a lot of people in his orbit and Claire seems strangely insistent on it. Besides, Matt is a great guy so it's not like Luke minds.
But then Matt doesn't seem to realise friendship means being more than a voice on the other side of brief calls. So Luke takes matters into his own hands.
Hey, maybe he'll run into Daredevil while he's in Hell's Kitchen. That'll be fun too.
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12 Sep 2025
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Look the Devil in the Face by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2015
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It's increasingly becoming a world where the unbelievable happens every day. The Avengers team includes a defrosted World War Two solider, a giant green rage monster and a man who might be a God; and they battle aliens and magic on a regular basis. It's not too far fetched to believe the Devil walks Hell's Kitchen.
Matt, on the other hand, hasn't realised exactly why his new battle buddies seem terrified of him. It's not like they've even heard the rumors about him being the Devil... right?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 28
- Comments:
- 512
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12 Sep 2025