17 Works by boycoffin
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Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
22 Nov 2024
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Davrin thought of a thousand things he could have said, after the fact. He thought of clever rejoinders and flirtatious backtalk and all manner of excellent lines, but all that he could say, all that he longed to say from a bone-deep conviction that banished any doubt, was merely this:
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Well, here we are again.
Reader, you may understandably be asking yourself, hasn't this guy put me through enough?, and you would have a point, there. I have put you through an awful lot, for the sake of if not my vanity, then at least to be able to point the curious (you among them, it seems) towards an establishment selling fine books. And then I told you to go around the back, where they keep the Truly Terrible Three-Volume Books that you read alone in the bath with the door shut.
And while the Randy Dowager may not give this one quite as many scarves (who's to say, hasn't yet gone to press), it's got non-neckwear-fluttering qualities that you may find diverting, such as...
More action! More adventure! Mysteries, mayhem, and murder! (well, maybe not fully murder, but 'attempted' threw off the alliteration, which wounds me)
Imminently hitting the back side of the stands—with as much haste as is possible to muster when unraveling this massive tangle of events, about which I have more to say than is perhaps necessary or indeed even asked for—is another doozy from Yours Truly...
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- Part 4 of Verse & Volleyverse
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An easily-searchable, chronological compendium of all poems and correspondence exchanged throughout the course of Verse & Volley, which will come in handy when reading the upcoming sequel.
(This will make no sense whatsoever if you haven't read V&V, and will doubtless provide the unfamiliar with more consternation than entertainment—unless you solely want to skim around for the horny material. Also note that there will be some repetition, as poems that took place within the context of letters are also listed in the poetry appendices.)
note: i forgot rich text chunks in a bunch of unnecessary line breaks if you copy/paste from an actual chapter; these will be fixed when i have the opportunity!
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- Part 5 of Verse & Volleyverse
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marry me home by boycoffin for gleamingandwholeanddeadly (something_safe)
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
01 Apr 2019
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The internet is full of fascinating, terrible suggestions for how to solve your problems. Will finds himself behind on too many payments to count, and makes an unusual deal. Honestly, this guy seems pretty normal—save for his interest in Will, of course. And statistically speaking, you're more likely to be eaten by a shark than marry a serial killer by mistake.
What's the worst that could happen?
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'Tell me what happens if you deviate from my wishes.'
'Rebellion is repaid.' There was a smile in his voice. Knowledge. He had said it so many times.(audio links updated 4/17/23)
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'We help get the bad guys off. That doesn't give you a sick little twinge down in your conscience, does it?'
'Not at all, sir.'
Will gave him a long look, long enough to rattle some people, but Hannibal didn't show any signs of backing down. 'Why the fuck not?'(audio link fixed as of 4/17/23)
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Hannibal starts to fit a different sort of profile as he tries, and fails, to find Will's in others.
(audio link updated 4/17/23)
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A part of him ached to know what had happened before, to watch the empty trough of his former life fill up with remembrance. But mostly, Will wanted the ache to go away.
(audio link updated 4/17/23)
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Maybe if Hannibal had been willing to put on grubby clothes and sweat through the afternoon at the top of a ladder, catastrophe might not have occurred.
(audio link updated 4/17/23)
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They have a past, but their false identities have never met. Context is key.
(@HannibalAus asked for a fic set in florence during the first half of season 3, where will keeps bumping into hannibal but pretends he doesn't know hannibal, and acts as if dr fell is someone else entirely. since i have a theme of ongoing mutual deception/denial in one of my big projects at the moment, this seemed like a fun little exercise to play with that idea in a different setting!)
(audio link updated 4/17/23)
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Years after their respective incarcerations in BSHCI, Will and Hannibal reflect upon how they ended up there, and the hitherto unspoken gulf that divided their shared experience.
(audio link updated 4/17/23)
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What will become of our luckless leading men? Can ordeals of the heart ever be vanquished? Will anyone get their special biscuits after all? Find out in the final installment of Varric Tethras' steamy autobiographical romance, where erotic tension sings through the air like a thrown dagger, and shyness boils away against the heat of passion!
Hold onto your breeches and prepare for...
Action-packed battles! Musical numbers! And a happy endingbecause damn it, we deserved it.Series
- Part 3 of Verse & Volleyverse
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POSSIBLE TITLES:
This Shit Was Even Weirder: A Surprisingly Not-Doomed Romance In The Shadow of the ApocalypseThe Commander and the Roguealready taken, Antivan maritime smut with an elf girl in it
How The Hell I Ended Up With That Guy: A Tale for The People Who Keep Asking Me About It In BarsThe Short and Curliesthat's just terribleLove Among thetropey garbageA Tale of Two Namespretentious and unclearThe Penman's Paramour
Memoirs of a Moron (That He's Going to Regret Publishing and Will Never Hear The End Of for As Long As He Lives)Series
- Part 1 of Verse & Volleyverse
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The second installment of Varric Tethras' tell-all romantic memoir, packed to the brim with...
Angst! Assassins! Hearts that yearn! Intrigue! Eroticism!(that doesn't tell the reader anything useful, who writes these damn blurbs?)
Moping! Miscommunication! Matchmaking!Jump-rope rhymes!'Brought together by a twist of fate, two people as unlike one another as could be found, tragically sundered by misconception, both aching to be reunited despite it all? I would read that.' -Cassandra Pentaghast
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- Part 2 of Verse & Volleyverse
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The Beau Morgue is a nightclub with a rich and tragic history, its dozens of deaths memorialized by a wall of old photos, a certain air of morbid delight about the place, and, every autumn, the Anniversary of the Fire. Curse Night. But this year—as a new voice is raised over the sound of the swing band—a man ends up murdered, and all hell breaks loose.
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In a house hidden from human eyes, they waited.
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- Part 2 of filaments
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The grounds of the manor were vast, strewn ankle-deep with the detritus of a seemingly perpetual autumn. Will felt fear, but it was at arm’s length from him, fear of the unknown rather than the familiar. And yet he could feel the comforting shadow of Hannibal in this place, even long faded; the shade of lichen clinging to the exposed roots of a tree, perhaps, the curve of a headstone, the shushing of leaves underfoot, were all reminiscent. A melancholy tug in his gut, nostalgia for a place Will had never been. He had seen echoes of this place in a smile, a coordination of color; Hannibal’s every choice was either to defy, or embrace. Never to deny from whence he had come. Never to bury the memory.
But peel back the unassuming flesh, carve away the uncut quartz of the afternoon, and there dwelt a sickness here, old and patient. A plague lying in wait to devour.
In which Will Graham eats something, and becomes something, that he probably shouldn't.
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- Part 1 of filaments