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Guy's phone buzzes. "Get that for me, will you?" he calls from his seat. Clark grabs it off the table, face screwing up with confusion and then, just as quickly, disgust.
"Who is Mikey, and why do they want you to rail them into next Tuesday?"
Guy scrambles to his feet, rapidly reddening as he snatches his device from out of Clark's grasp. "Jesus, Clark, I said get it for me, not invade my privacy."
4 times Clark is oblivious and 1 time he can't miss it.
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Whitaker is traipsing around the room in nothing but his boxers, belting along to "Like Sugar" by Chaka Khan as he wipes himself down.
"Empty eighth floor, huh?" Dr. Robby asks, clearing his throat.
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- Part 6 of drabbles and brainworms
- Part 3 of in da pitt
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Matching bands, both gold but in different sizes, sit atop the dresser. They're placed carefully on top of a paper that reads "License of Marriage" and features both of their signatures.
"Well, fuck," Dennis says, laughter escaping his lips in pure shock.
Or: Dennis and Robby get hitched in Vegas.
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- Part 1 of in da pitt
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"Dennis," Robby calls, too ordinary to be innocent.
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- Part 4 of drabbles and brainworms
- Part 2 of in da pitt
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Jisu knows that she’s straight. She's a cheerleader! A bold universally agreed upon symbol of spirit and heterosexuality. So why is there a strange man in a ‘straight is great’ T-shirt standing in her living room?
or: a 'But I'm a Cheerleader AU' in which Jisu is sent to a conversion to camp to cure her supposed homosexuality, and Minhee flips her world upside down.
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- Part 6 of stray kids one shots
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“Mikee,” he whines, crossing the room to squeeze into his husband’s armchair. “What’s wrong with Justice Gang?” Michael squawks angrily as Guy drops into his lap, squashing the newspaper in his hands. He groans, rolling his eyes as Guy turns to straddle his thighs. Guy grips the back of his head, pulling him into a kiss.
“C’mon honeybear, what’s so bad about it?”
Michael cringes, pulling away. “Honeybear? Really?”
Guy grins proudly. “You like it? I came up with it myself.”
“You’re making it extremely difficult for me to resist shoving you off me right now,” he says dryly.
“Oh yeah?” Guy’s hands slide down to grip Michael’s waist. “Well, your refusal of my wonderful name is making it extremely difficult for me to feel loved.”
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- Part 5 of drabbles and brainworms
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i may not go down in history, but i’ll go down on your dad by chnsvng
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
26 Oct 2025
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When Jeongin first finds out that Seungmin and Chan are together, he buys Seungmin a graphic hoodie that he thinks is funny. Seungmin reads the rainbow bubble letters in a deadpan, enunciating the words, “I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on your dad.”
It was meant to be a joke, but is it really, when a seed has already planted itself in Seungmin’s dirty mind?
or : 3 times Seungmin loved Chan and one time he was loved back.
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- Part 5 of stray kids one shots
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young as i want to know by chnsvng
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
26 Oct 2025
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“Like what you see, kid?” The nickname immediately brings him to his senses; an ice cold shower over his conscience. He’s fucked up, hasn’t he? He wishes he could play it off as a joke, but deep in his heart, he knows there was intent in his voice. No mentor should be talking to their student like that.
‘He’s your teammate, not your student. And he’s legal,” the devil on Tony’s shoulder pipes up. He bites back a groan. He’s a creep. Tony Stark is a goddamn creep.
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the greatest heroes of all by chnsvng
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2025
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“The Hulk’s a hero. We just happen to share the same body."
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- Part 1 of drabbles and brainworms
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The first kegster has them all wasted. Dex is extremely close to puking his guts out from all the beer he's chugged when Nursey comes up behind him, slinging a tan, muscled arm around his neck. "Hey, Pointdexter. Looking good," he says with barely concealed mirth.
Dex groans, ducking his head as he feels his face grow impossible hot. "Will you shut it?"
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illicit affairs by chnsvng for Your_Local_SodaGremlin
Fandoms: Spy School Series - Stuart Gibbs
26 Oct 2025
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Murray doesn't answer him. "She likes you, you know."
"Sure." He rolls his eyes. Yeah, right.
"I mean it, man. You're like all hot now and shit."
Ben chokes on his own spit, spluttering. "That isn't funny." Murray gives him a sympathetic look. "I'm not trying to be funny." It's weird, because Murray's always trying to be funny, but Ben doesn't get the feeling that he's lying right now.
Or: The hot tub scene from book 3, except they're about half a decade older.
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"Are you laughing at me?"
Dennis sighs. "Roman. I'm not laughing at you. I just think that it's ridiculous you think your identical twin was hotter than you."
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- Part 3 of drabbles and brainworms
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for the record by chnsvng
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Oct 2025
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“As of now, to the public, you are together.”
Tony chuckles, because really? Him and Steve? Fat chance. Then he realizes no one’s laughing with him, and his smile drops.
“Pepper. No.”
Or: What happens when the IronCap supposed-to-be-a-one-time-thing sex tape gets leaked.
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drink the red (from your pretty pink face) by chnsvng
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2025
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Tony cackles gleefully, continuing on his quest to complete Steve's look. After he's tied the windsor—accompanied by far too many brush-ups against Steve's neck to be accidental, he smooths out the nonexistent creases on Steve's chest. He stands there for a minute with his hands just resting on Steve's pecs, palms sliding further and further down until Steve pointedly clears his throat and Tony is obliged to step back to admire his handiwork.
"You clean up nice."
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courting season by chnsvng
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2025
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"I want to court you," Steve says. "Properly. I think you're a real swell guy, Tony."
Tony blinks at him owlishly, then promptly bursts out in laughter. "Tony Stark doesn't get courted."
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- Part 2 of drabbles and brainworms
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Cameron swallows. "No one can change your life except for you. And my life needs a change, sir."
"Son, boot camp is a machine that turns boys into men. In thirteen weeks, you won't even recognize yourself. Are you sure you're ready for that?"
Cameron doesn't think he'll ever get more ready in his life.
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“Did the-um-thief take anything?” Changbin hears him just fine the first time, but there’s no way that’s really what Seungmin said. “Could you repeat that, sir?”
Seungmin is as chipper as ever. “Of course! The Dominate 12 inch scaled glass dildo.”
in which Seungmin and Jisung commit insurance fraud by nefarious means.
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- Part 7 of stray kids one shots
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'cause i love you for infinity by chnsvng
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Aug 2025
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“Is this heaven?” Peter asks.
Mr. Stark chuckles, awfully in character.
“Well, kid? Is this what heaven looks like to you?”
Yes, yes. Yes a million times over.
Peter and Tony through the years, as Peter sees them.
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One second, lips are on him, and the next, Karofsky is torn away, and Kurt’s gasping for air as Finn shoves Karofsky into the lockers, face twisted into an unfamiliar form of rage. He blinks dazedly from shock, both from the unwanted kiss and his reprieve from it.
For a change, he’s not the one being pummeled, but it all feels wrong. His cheeks are still burning from the exertion of chasing Karofsky down, and he can hardly breathe as Finn slams Karofsky's head into the clanging metal repeatedly, hard enough to leave more than just a bruise.
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Changbin takes the binoculars and follows his friend’s finger to a slim, tall guy and does a double take. He looks devilishly handsome, enough that Changbin is suddenly jealous that Jisung found him first.
Changbin swallows hard. “Number twenty-two is the guy you’ve been falling over yourself for?”
Jisung scoffs, and Changbin instantly relaxes. “God no, that’s just Seungmin. Minho is number twenty-five. Keep up, hyung.”
Changbin does not care for Minho. Especially not when number twenty-two (Seungmin, he has filed away in his brain for later), is flashing a grin that makes Changbin think that if he were standing, it would bring him to his knees.
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- Part 8 of stray kids one shots