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smoke in every lane by fireinmywoods
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Apr 2021
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The announcement doesn’t last long, and Leonard only catches a bit of what Spock’s saying – enough to gather that things apparently went sideways down on Xulos and the away team has been beamed back ahead of schedule.
For the sake of his already anxious patient, Leonard resists the urge to roll his eyes. When do things not go sideways on planets starting with an X, that’s what he wants to know.
When a diplomatic mission goes to hell on some stormy backwater of a non-Federation planet, Leonard is left searching for answers.
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- Part 1 of smoke in every lane verse
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08 Apr 2025
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loved except the very end; my other half is still dead
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...and a partridge in a pear tree by strangehunger
Fandoms: Gideon the Ninth - Tamsyn Muir
04 Feb 2020
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“Gideon,” said Palamedes with the patience of a saint, “the rules are the rules. It wouldn’t be fair if I changed them just for you. In a well ordered society—
“It’s not a well ordered society.” Gideon knew where that was going, and she certainly didn’t have the time. She slapped a slip of paper onto the counter and said, “It’s secret santa.”
And there lay the source of all of her problems: handwritten in a script so neat and precise it could have been printed, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. And everyone knew that Gideon and Harrow hated each other.
So what if they had started taking smoke breaks together? So what if Harrow had helped her fold shirts just last week, in a store she didn’t even work in? So what if Harrow had laughed as the two of them did Jagerbombs at Palamedes’ Halloween party, the glint of her fake fangs flashing invitingly in the orange party lights? They hated each other. The two of them would both work in the mall until one of them inevitably strangled the other with her bare hands, and Gideon wouldn’t have it any other way.
Except that lately, Gideon had started to like Harrow.
Which made that slip of paper a fucking problem.
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03 Feb 2024
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blessed with a wilder mind by opinionhaver69
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Sep 2020
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“Gideon,” replied Harrow, thoroughly bored of this interaction already and taking no pains to hide it. “There’s been a noise complaint about your social gathering, and as it is…” – she made a great show of checking the watch she didn’t own and therefore wasn’t wearing – “…ass and balls o’clock in the morning, I’m here to tell you to break it up and go to sleep like good little children.” She made sure to infuse ‘social gathering’ with the exact same tone of withering condescension she’d use to say, like, ‘debauched orgy’ or ‘World War II LARP session’ or ‘tea party with Ronald and Nancy Reagan.’
Predictably, Gideon ignored her. Instead, she slouched even harder and more bonelessly against the doorframe and held her hand to her face in an upsettingly decent imitation of the thinking emoji. “Ortus again?” she asked eventually, her tone carefully pruned of all discernible emotion.
“I take my role as senior resident of these halls of accommodation very seriously, as you well know, and it is my duty to investigate all complaints promptly and vigorously while protecting the anonymity of the complainant,” said Harrow officiously. “But yes, it was Ortus, because he is a big girl’s blouse.”
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20 Apr 2022
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RE: Thesis defense issue by kalirush for owl_coffee
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion Of Your Thesis Defense (McSweeney's Post) - Luke Burns
24 Dec 2020
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.
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like heaven stood up in you by napricot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 May 2019
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“You said you were gonna miss him,” says Bruce slowly. “He was supposed to be back in five seconds, but you hugged him and said ‘I’m gonna miss you.’”
Bucky’s face is serene again now, and gives nothing away. “I know Steve,” he repeats. “You think you can hand him a time machine and some rocks of unspeakable power and he’s just gonna go put ‘em right back where they belong?”
Steve does put the Infinity Stones right back where they belong. He just does a couple other things too. Or: three timelines and a Reverse Time Heist.
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- Part 1 of you had your soul with you
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22 Oct 2020
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It was a simple equation: Two years as the Hulk versus less than two months as himself again. It doesn’t balance, not yet.
Natasha doesn’t even have that excuse.
The world fell apart. Everyone grieves differently.
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20 Oct 2020
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Amy had this thing where she did stuff that normally would’ve annoyed the hell out of Rosa, except it didn’t annoy Rosa at all. Which was confusing. Also, annoying.
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17 Sep 2020
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"When you've got James Kirk for a best friend, you get used to being figured out way sooner than you'd like." Five times Kirk tried to play matchmaker to McCoy and Uhura, and one time he didn't have to.
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- Part 2 of Badly Drawn
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28 Aug 2020
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The One Where They Get Stuck in the Elevator by igrockspock for oneofthemuses
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Aug 2020
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Leonard has a thing for Nyota. Nyota has a thing for Leonard. Neither one of them will admit it until a shipboard accident forces them into close quarters.
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17 Aug 2020
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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19 Dec 2019
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All the OTHER times Nick Fury texted Carol Danvers.
May 4th, 2012
Get your ASS over here there is an INVASION. Aliens are coming out of the SKY HELP US
May 10th, 2012
"Invasion, Fury, the word you used was invasion! I made it across three quarters of the galaxy in six days! Where are the aliens?"
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- Part 3 of SassySnowperson's Marvel Works
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14 Oct 2019
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the identity crisis of one nicholas j. fury by sevenfoxes
Fandoms: Captain Marvel (2019)
10 Mar 2019
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“... And you should really get your cat spayed,” Earl says smugly, staring at Goose who is resting a few feet away, licking her paw.
Shit.
Goose eats Earl. Nick files an incident report and takes Goose to the lab to wait for her to barf up Earl because Nick is tired of replacing the accent rug in his office. Finance has gotten really stingy with the office budget lately, and Goose’s cat-flerken vomit reeks.
HR assigns Goose her own incident code and installs a BEWARE OF CAT sign on Nick's office door under his nameplate. Earl stops offering unsolicited advice, and Nick buys Goose one of the new expensive horizontal scratching posts that looks like a wave.
Goose looks way too pleased with herself.
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All the things Goose has eaten and the all the things people have called Nicholas J. Fury, with or without his consent.
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12 Mar 2019
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A Cabin in the Woods by osprey_archer for razzleydazzley
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Jun 2018
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Soon after the battle of New York, SHIELD sends Steve to an isolated cabin to decompress.
It doesn't seem like a terrible idea till Steve starts seeing Bucky.
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24 Jul 2018
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Rule 69 by igrockspock for red_b_rackham
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Jan 2018
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When Nyota agreed to let Gaila set her up on a blind date, she never imagined it would be with Dr. McCoy -- and she definitely never imagined that she would end up liking him.
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14 Feb 2018
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i'll write you harmony in c by magneticwave
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Mansfield Park - Jane Austen
01 Aug 2012
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“Mum, the fact that Lydia was the first of us to end up barefoot and pregnant is honestly a source of continual surprise to me.” // As it turns out, Mary Bennet’s internal checklist to Being a Good Person—go to medical school; join Médecins Sans Frontières; save lives—is a somewhat oversimplification of matters.
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23 Dec 2017
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a life of smoke and silvered glass by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2017
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Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.
The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.
Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"
"He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."
"But Potter, really?" said Severus.
"He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."
Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."
"Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.
(Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)
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- Part 15 of boy with a scar
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02 Oct 2017
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The More You Know by Nokomis
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jul 2017
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Peter’s first post-mission Avengers hang out goes about as well as one would expect.
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12 Sep 2017
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The Lady Doth Protest (in Front of Embassies) by YankingAwry
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
14 Jul 2017
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It's gym period and M.J.'s bench-pressing The Second Sex while deep in speculative thought. So, the way Peter's shirt stretches over his biceps and shoulder blades is not a joke. On the other hand, his eyebrows are always in the middle of an identity crisis, and his lips are kinda thin. His smile, though--really, really nice. First class, one might say. A solid, toothpaste advertisement smile.
Yeah, M.J's not doing great service to Simone de Beauvoir right now.
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- Part 1 of The Lady Doth Protest
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07 Sep 2017
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The Best Dressed Lie by igrockspock for fleurlb
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jul 2017
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Leia begins showing signs of force sensitivity at an early age. Her parents struggle to dissuade her from investigating her new powers before Vader discovers the daughter he never knew he had.
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08 Aug 2017
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The sick feeling never really goes away. It spikes and it wanes and during the waning periods it becomes a background noise that you learn to live with.
When it spikes, you take your guns apart, one by one or first-step-by-first-step, until it starts to die down.
For an anon who prompted Rocket dealing with OCD. Warnings inside.
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08 Aug 2017