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    Shane Hollander doesn't drink, but when he does, he runs.

    And boy is he fucking fast.

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    Credit to idea - @cottagehillsunset on tumblr - hope this did your post justice!

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    06 Oct 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    01 Oct 2026

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    Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?

    A lot... He hopes.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Luca Haas drew the shortest of short straws when it came to room assignments on a road trip. Especially when his hotel room neighbour is Troy Barrett and his boyfriend/team social media manager Harris Drover. But his other hotel room neighbours is his captain and childhood idol Ilya Rozanov and his husband and other childhood idol Shane Hollander. Also his noise cancelling headphones broke.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Cliff just wanted Ilya and Shane to stop fucking in his bedroom. Honest.

    Somehow that's ended with him stuck hiding in a closet with Hayden Pike, a.k.a. the Prettiest Boy He Ever Did See, trying to hide a raging boner while his soon-to-be-former best friends get freaky on his clean fucking sheets just on the other side of the door.

    Wait, and did he mention the kitten costume?

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     

    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    27 Sep 2026

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    26 Sep 2026

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    Cliff Marleau ✅ @bostonsmarleau
    Happy birthday to the sexiest, finest, most scrumptious man I’ve ever met. I miss him and his fat ass every day. Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    marly i’m not fucking dead

    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
    STOP CALLING MY HUSBAND’S ASS FAT

    (Twitter celebrates Ilya’s birthday!)

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “Did Boston Lily send you all these flowers? Shane??” Hayden asks.

    “Um,” Shane says helpfully.

    ——

    Or, Shane gets hurt in the Boston vs. Montreal game. Ilya crashes out and buys all the lilies in Boston for him.

    No one knows about them.

    Except for Ilya’s new florist, who never asked to get involved in dumb hockey boys and their messy drama. Also, Cliff is a good friend.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Ottawa Centaurs three young players' (LaPointe, Haas, Young) group chat called "Fairy Trio" gets leaked and everyone is shocked by their pure niceness. That's the fic, told by tweets and text messages.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    09 Sep 2026

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Determined to win a stupid bet by proving that Ivan doesn’t like him like that, Till embarks on a mission to repel Ivan in every way possible.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    In which I put Hollanov into SituationsTM as if they were living in a procedural TV show land like Criminal Minds, The Rookie, Castle or Bones. Where, yes, hockey players attract a lot of trouble and then sort of end up solving crimes to save each other’s lives.

    ✨ Long live the power of looooooove and crazy shenanigans ✨

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    15 Aug 2026

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    After winning the Stanley Cup in 2023, the Ottawa Centaurs Rookies are drunk and making wishes only to end up in Tampa Bay in 2017. Step one when something goes wrong and you need an adult? Find Team Dads Ilya and Shane. This can't go wrong.
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    Basically I drop the Centaur's rookies into 2017 as a plot device for shenanigans and fixing Hollanov's relationship. Then I send them home and let the butterfly effect run rampant.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Marly: Roz
    Marly: Roz
    Marly: Roz
    Marly: I think I’m bilingual 

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    J.J. and Marly hook up after a Boston and Montreal match, effectively discovering that they are both bisexual. Unfortunately, they could not figure this out themselves, and Ilya and Shane are woken up at the ass crack of dawn to help with their friends' inability to process their feelings.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    It happens against Montreal, because of course it does.

    Shane Hollander has accumulated hundreds of penalty minutes across his career, same as every other hockey player, but none have ever been from fighting.

    That is until a bad hit by his former teammates leaves his husband laid out on the ice and a comment that crosses the line has Shane dropping his gloves for the first (and hopefully last) time.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Shane knew the right answer. He knew the media-approved answer. He should have said the media-approved answer. He almost did. Hell, he thought he was saying it until he heard the words coming out of his own fucking mouth.

    “I hate pride night. It’s just a distraction and we just don’t need it.”

    Now, Shane sat in his stuffy, uncomfortable suit in front of dozens of cameras and as many reporters, about to tell the world that he wasn’t homophobic, he promised.

    He promised.

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    02 Aug 2026

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