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They stared at each other, just stared, she didn’t know what to say next, and maybe he didn’t either, and then suddenly he was grabbing her hand and tugging her inside, making her land hard on his lap as his other hand reached around her to pull the curtain of the photo booth shut.
“Malfoy,” she gasped.
“Hide with me,” he mumbled.
“What?”
“Hide with me, will you?” He smiled. “Not from me.”
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20 Jan 2026
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Seven years after the war, Hermione Granger is assigned to investigate an addictive potion tearing through Knockturn Alley. When she's forced to collaborate with Draco Malfoy—now appraised alchemist and past academic rival—the investigation quickly turns personal.
What starts with amortentia, alchemy and intrigue rapidly devolves into a headlong collision. As past bleeds into present and opposites converge, it becomes increasingly difficult to tell where mystery ends and the two of them begin.
ALTERNATIVELY: a thesis on volatile transformation, alchemical marriage and the forced union of opposites—where nothing survives unchanged.
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26 Nov 2025
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An opponent, a stranger, an acquaintance, a friend, a lover...over a decade, Hermione has faced them all across the chessboard, and all of them have been Draco Malfoy.
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- 10/10
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09 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy is a dangerous man who is used to getting everything he wants. He likes giving gifts, good girls who are grateful, and pretty, bookish types. It is unfortunate for straight-laced Hermione Granger that he also likes a bit of a challenge.
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Age gap, mafia, sugar daddy.
Still wizarding universe somehow.
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07 Oct 2025
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
All.—————————————————————
Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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09 Aug 2025
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22 Jul 2025
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After the death of both his parents, Draco is sent to live with the Tonks family under quiet supervision. Grief-stricken, angry, and increasingly isolated, he returns to Hogwarts burdened by a legacy he no longer believes in and a desire for revenge he's not sure how to carry out.
Meanwhile, Hermione is trying — and mostly failing — to make sense of Ron (who has become a potions progidy overnight with the help of a certain textbook), and why patrolling the castle with Malfoy is the only time her brain actually shuts up.
The war is getting closer. The lines are blurring. And somewhere between patrols, potion assignments, and almost-friendship, two people who were never meant to understand each other start to.
Fic covers some canon events from sixth year & eventually the deathly hallows.
Mega slow burn with some minor Hermione/Ron (doesn't last very long)E for eventual smut
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29 Jun 2025
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Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.
…Probably.
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15 Jun 2025
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26 May 2025
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Tensions are high. People are remembering how much they used to hate each other. A masquerade ball will keep things calm.
It won't leave Hermione frantically trying to cover up the fact she's slept with her worst enemy.
It won't mean she now sees Draco Malfoy in a different light than she did before.
It definitely won't make things awkward now that she might be his boss.
It won't. It won't.A masquerade ball is a great idea.
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17 May 2025
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"I've given this this a lot of thought," he says, "And I want to buy you."
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- 13/?
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12 May 2025
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"I still can't stand you." Or so Lily Evans tells James Potter, repeatedly, throughout a series of hookups their seventh year, until it's a claim she can no longer make.
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12 May 2025
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Public Bookmark 197
Mystery Work
Part of Wheredoesshego private
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 May 2025
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An alternate universe where Voldemort never heard a specific prophecy and triumphed in the First Wizarding War, dismantling the Ministry of Magic and seizing control over magical Britain. The Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, and Albus Dumbledore fell early in the fight, leaving no one strong enough to challenge the Dark Lord’s rule. The Statute of Secrecy remains intact, but Voldemort’s shadow reaches into the Muggle world. The Ministry now serves him, Hogwarts trains the next generation of Death Eaters, and Muggleborns have been nearly wiped out—or so Voldemort thinks.
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08 May 2025
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Updated Summary (24.04.26)
Obsession is a dangerous game that Tom Riddle loves to win.
As yet undefeated, Tom relishes in the game... Until he meets his match in the form of Hermione Granger.
When distractions arise and Hermione has the gall to enter a surprise player, Tom feels justified (not that he needed much reason, anyway) to use the filthy tricks he keeps hidden up his sleeve. He will stop at nothing to retain his position of victory.
“All is fair in love and war, Little Bird.”
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04 May 2025
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Hermione Granger is assigned to interview rock star Draco Malfoy. What ensues is 36 hours the young journalist will never forget.
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03 May 2025
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Something about the Granger girl fascinated Voldemort… so much so that he traded his most valuable prisoner for her.
A wartime Volmione loosely based on Beauty and the Beast 🥀
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03 May 2025
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He knows better. He knows that expectations, bound by duty and honour, coated in bloodshed, won’t allow him to act on selfish desires. But when Draco meets his daughter’s teacher, everything shifts. He knows what he wants.
And he’s determined to get her.
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29 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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28 Apr 2025
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On an ordinary Tuesday in October of 1975, James Potter passes Lily Evans a note. She has no way of knowing it, of course, but it’s the first note of thousands that will pass between them in the years to come. [companion-ish piece to Eighteen Again, but can be read separately.]
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- Part 1 of Eighteen Again
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27 Apr 2025