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    These are all SEPARATE stories! They do not have to be read in any specific order! Read the tags on each fic.

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    Welcome to Masturbation island. When I interviewed Spencer on the three items he would bring to a deserted island, he told me with complete certainty, “I only need one, and it’s lube.”

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    “I’m putting in a transfer request to Carleton this afternoon.”

    Ilya gets off his bike and wraps his sweaty arms around Shane’s sweaty shoulders, presses their sweaty heads together and holds him tight. “Nooo, Hollander, you cannot leave me. Who will put Barrett and Marly in time out when they fuck up too many shots in a row?”

    “I’m sure Bood will do it. He loves bossing people around.”

    Bood stands up straight and salutes his captains. “I take the title with great honor. Enjoy the Ravens, Hollander—your legacy of being a chaste Victorian debutante will be remembered fondly but not carried on.”

    This snaps that last thread of Shane’s refined patience. “I can pick up girls! I have no problem getting numbers and calling them and talking!”

    Hazy smirks. “Innocent until proven guilty.”

    “I can pick people up,” Shane says again, moving off his bike and out of Ilya’s sweaty embrace. “And I don’t have to do it by concocting schemes or stripping on top of the LAX bros’ coffee table.”

    Or, after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “He works nights as an exotic dancer.”
    Something in Ilya freezes, his jaw clenches.
    “Exotic dancer,” he repeats, keeping his tone as neutral as he can.
    He imagines Shane’s body. Precise and graceful, even in some grimy club. The thought of this soft and beautiful boy dancing for strangers, his naked body being touched by their greedy eyes, makes something dark curl in Ilya’s chest.

    A stripper Shane x Mafia Ilya AU

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Forced into prostitution in the Capitol, Katniss and Peeta find a way to seek refuge in the only people who understand: each other. But when they begin to sleep together for comfort in the supposed safety of their own homes, an unplanned occurrence makes the third Quarter Quell more difficult than it already is. Catching Fire AU. WARNING: Forced prostitution, non-con sexual situations.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    In an alternate universe in which Prim was never reaped, Katniss married Gale at the age of 18, as a good Seam girl should. 12 years later, she has two children with him. Peeta Mellark, the lone victor of the 74th Hunger Games, is a failed mentor and a prostitute in the Capitol. When he is home in District 12, he is self-destructive and on his way to becoming an alcoholic.

    What happens when their paths cross for the first time since that fateful incident with the bread?

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Aaron Hotchner is on the run from the BAU after killing his unfaithful wife. His world is further disordered when he picks up a hitchhiker from the side of the road. Spencer Reid comes into his life and together they tear through the country and prove that even serial killers are capable of love.

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    22 Aug 2022

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