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RE: Thesis defense issue by kalirush for owl_coffee
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion Of Your Thesis Defense (McSweeney's Post) - Luke Burns
24 Dec 2020
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.
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24 Apr 2023
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Something Modded This Way Comes by Mya Mimi (myaami)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
18 May 2022
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In a world where the Farmer is thrown into perpetual modded chaos, a simple ‘I see you’ from a straw-person is all he needs.
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- Part 2 of Stardew Valley
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05 Jan 2023
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5 Times Nandor Tried to Win Guillermo's Forgiveness + 1 Time He Did by mahpiiya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Sep 2022
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No matter how many times he tried to calm down, Guillermo couldn't see an end to this in sight. Nandor was selfish, that much has been clear to him. He was ancient yet childish, aloof and caring and Guillermo was damned for loving him.
Guillermo is upset with Nandor after the Freddie incident, and Nandor does everything he can to get Guillermo to forgive him.
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22 Dec 2022
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After the fraught fight between Guillermo and Nandor during the Familiar battle, Guillermo disappears into a Night Market dive bar to try and clear his mind. As his Master is wont to do, Nandor seeks his Familiar out and disturbs his peace. He comes with an unexpected gift for Guillermo, however - one that coaxes him out of his disgruntled shell and prompts the man to think about his relationship with Nandor in a different light.
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22 Dec 2022
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Vampires Only, Guillermo by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Sep 2022
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Freshly turned Guillermo de la Cruz has been invited to his first vampiric event. He's finally ready to prove to his fellow vampires (and himself) that he belongs in the vampire world, but one of his housemates has been cold to him ever since he returned to the house. Can they work through their issues in order to enjoy the night?
Vampire Masquerade "what-if?" for s5!
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22 Dec 2022
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Who could blame Guillermo for wanting to leave? All those years of waiting, pining, hoping Nandor would see him and perceive his feelings. Guillermo had spent far too long putting up with the vampire, so it wasn't surprising he wanted to move on. Freddie happened to be the one who understood him and made him happy. Of course, Nandor wasn't about to give up his familiar-slash-bodyguard (maybe something else too) that easily.
This time, however, there was no convincing Guillermo to stay anymore. Losing him breaks Nandor in ways he never expected. He only has one wish left with the Djinn. He could wish for Guillermo back, but that would come with consequences.
Unable to handle the heartache, he uses the last wish in the only way he knows to take the pain away.
Erase his memories of Guillermo.
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- Part 2 of Nandermo ♥
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21 Dec 2022
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What Happened In Atlantic City by MistressCryptid
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Oct 2022
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Honestly, Guillermo should have seen this coming.
Sharing 1 hotel room with 4 vampires, with 2 of them chronically horny all of the time always, was going to bring trouble no matter what. Question is, how much trouble is Guillermo willing to get himself into?
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21 Dec 2022
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While stuck in a crate Guillermo realises how much he actually cares about Nandor. But Nandor needs to realise that too if he wants to become a vampire.
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21 Dec 2022
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Nandor wakes up in the 22nd century. Things get funner from there.
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21 Dec 2022
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Nandor decides to spend the night as a bat. Guillermo adapts.
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21 Dec 2022
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Hot Commodity by bigasswritingmagnet (thekumquat) for ChaoticSmirk
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Nov 2022
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Guillermo’s been getting a lot of attention since he came back from England. Nandor’s not jealous. He’s not! He’s just annoyed that all these vampires are bothering Guillermo. And maybe a little upset that their relationship isn’t quite what it used to be. Just a little.
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21 Dec 2022
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Don't Leave Me Behind by vampireshmampire (thekumquat) for ChaoticSmirk
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Nov 2022
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Nandor has some feelings about Guillermo being a vampire. A lot of feelings. All of them, in fact.
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21 Dec 2022
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Be Cherry Afraid by returnofthelu for andiforyou
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2022
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Nandor and Guillermo enter a costume contest, with mixed results.
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21 Dec 2022
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Guillermo has been waiting. He got used to wait, he waited for 13 years, he can wait a bit longer, even if these few weeks feel much longer than the past decade.
He felt like he was two steps behind, he didn't know if it was worth hoping if he didn't even know if Nandor would come back.
He shook the idea off his head. Nandor will come back.
In the meantime, he will wait.
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21 Dec 2022
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Short domestic-centered pieces surrounding the lives of our favorite Staten Island vampires… and Guillermo, of course!
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21 Dec 2022
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don't tell me that we've grown for having loved a little while by givemebaretrees
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Jan 2022
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There are two Nandors in the house: it seems that Nandor has been split into his "good half" and his "bad half" for reasons yet unknown. Guillermo is now familiar to an extra vampire. How can he put his master back together, when he can barely keep up with the demands of two petty and demanding Nandors?
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21 Dec 2022
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Batdor Courtship Rituals by sweatervest for Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Nov 2022
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“Who are you?” Guillermo asks, pulling his taser. “How did you get in here?”
“So many questions for a first date!” the man tuts with a smirk. “Why don’t we begin with introductions? I am Nandor the Relentless. And you are?”
“The Relentless?” Guillermo repeats.
“Oh! You have the same name as I do? That is a fun coincidence,” Nandor says.
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Guillermo runs a bat rescue. It's all business as usual until some weird (and handsome) stranger breaks into the rescue and starts flirting with Guillermo.
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21 Dec 2022
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Post-Sunrise, Sunset: Guillermo returns home with his new fangs to his housemates' reactions and lots of domestic changes
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18 Dec 2022
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18 Dec 2022
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"Owning a familiar is already a great deal more complicated than it once was," says Nandor. "There are so many rules! I mean, you don't even get to fuck them anymore because apparently that's just not appropriate behaviour for the workplace or something. But we follow all the rules, because..."
He trails off as a loud scuffling noise comes from the open doorway. Guillermo's head pokes around the frame, one earbud hanging loose on its string. "Wait... what was that last bit?"
Nandor sighs in exaggerated exasperation. "I was just telling the nice camera people all about how I've never fucked you, Guillermo! This cannot be news to you! Have you not noticed all the amazing restraint I have shown on your account? Have I ever fucked you? No! You'd remember if I had! My fucks are not forgettable!"
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- Part 1 of Familiarity
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14 Dec 2022