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Arthur Rhodes is the owner of a failing casino nestled amongst dozens of others. Today, the Affini have arrived.
Integra Osier, 7th Bloom has had her eyes on a new lucky charm for quite some time. Today, she has finally come to collect.
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07 May 2026
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Beryl loves her big spiderlike bush of an affini,
VescaDaddy. It’s a special day for the little berry, not that she remembers that. Enjoy the fluffiest thing I'm capable of writing.(Because I’m a bisexual mess, there is also a version of this story where Vesca is Mommy, linked in the notes. The actual word count is 5590.)
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- 11,213
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- 1/1
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06 May 2026
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How To Train Your Terran by Edgar Allen Floeret (Moth_Priestess), Moth_Priestess
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
28 Jan 2025
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Hyacinth Saria, First Bloom has been described in many terms. Oblivious plampt. Melon-brained sun absorber. Floretesque sapling. And now, thanks to an error in paperwork, the new owner of Jane Douglass, fearsome captain of the Chimera and hero of the Accord. This day has not gone how anyone expected, but sometimes all it takes to melt a will of iron is a bit of warmth.
A very innocent story about sweetness taming a savage beast, or something to that effect.
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- English
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- 118,322
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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09 Mar 2026
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Runt of the Litter by AshInBloom, Lagnia
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
27 Jan 2026
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Avery Fuller loves the Xenrani. He's loved the Xenrani since before he first laid eyes on one. The horns, the fur, the height, the musk, if the Xenrani have it, it does something for Avery.
Avery Fuller is also definitely, absolutely, positively not a girl.
What's the worst that can happen when Avery fumbles his way into everything he could have ever dreamed of?
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- Part 22 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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- English
- Words:
- 23,178
- Chapters:
- 8/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 102
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- 246
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27 Jan 2026
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Promise You Won't Leave Me by CarmineJade
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
23 Sep 2025
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I've had a whole life of looking after my best friend. I honestly didn't mind it, but if this is her one chance at total happiness then I'm behind her 500%. Maybe when she's collared I can visit her and make sure that her affini is treating her right. I think she'd love that...
A trip to the voluntary domestication center is meant to help one very eager seed find her potential owner and become the happiest she's ever been. So then why is her best friend positively terrified the second she sets foot inside it?
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13 Jan 2026
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Caelia Titian, Seventh Bloom is hard at work at her job; Xenopomology, or at least she's supposed to be. Ever since arriving on Zaroff a whole bloom ago to start the new hobby she's been very distracted by the titans that reside there, as well as the prospect of proving herself worthy in the ring despite the fear of the consequences. Alas she has important work to do, and it's not like she NEEDS to fight.
Though there has been this oldbloom that's REALLY been getting under her bark.
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10 Jan 2026
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Bodega Cat by keysmasht
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
19 Feb 2023
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An impromptu partnership with an affini gone horribly right.
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- English
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- 5,455
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- 1/1
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01 Jan 2026
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Proper Care for High Maintenance Houseplants by SapphicSounds
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
26 Apr 2024
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Follow the daily lives of Rayne Dendra, First Floret, and her totally normal, very competent and put together Mistress, Azalea Dendra. An episodic, kink light, slice of life comedy set in the HDG universe.
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27 Dec 2025
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After going slightly too far in disobeying her Affini, Jada Akolai, Third Floret's speech is relegated to one chosen voice line per day. Jada must learn to adapt to this new restriction or suffer a lifetime trapped in her own mind.
A companion piece to Floret, Cut. Updates daily (I hope).
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26 Dec 2025
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There's A Storm Brewing by RocketMermaid23
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
26 Dec 2025
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Brent Fischer, head brewer at New Rochefort Brewing Company, has his workday interrupted when the Affini come to domesticate the planet of Trappist-1e.
Circeval Purpurea, Thirteenth Bloom, is a xenopharmacologist who doesn't get why Terrans would want to make beer when the Affini can make such effective xenodrugs.
What happens when they cross paths?
This work occurs in the Human Domestication Guide setting and is 18+.
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- 52,937
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- 18/18
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20 Dec 2025
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Autumn keeps telling herself nothing is wrong.
NOTE: This is a re-upload from what was originally posted on ROM. As such, I've endeavored to keep the forwards and afterwords as they were at original upload, but the story now exists outside the context of it's original creation.
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- English
- Words:
- 155,467
- Chapters:
- 50/?
- Comments:
- 826
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02 Dec 2025
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Buried Treasure by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
31 Jul 2024
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You are an affini in the Affini Compact. It is time to bury your treasure.
This is a very sad, very short story. Please be mindful of your headspace before reading it, and remember to hug those you hold dear.
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- Part 2 of Precious Little Treasure Anthology
- Part 6 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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24 Nov 2025
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Ramifaction by fuckingterrify (Marxilliousus)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
11 Jan 2026
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When a Terran cruise ship is captured, a minor disagreement over the rebel status of the passengers gives a troubled affini a chance to finally be herself again.
ramifactive (adj.): developing into a branch; forming a branch
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- 42/?
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- 572
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13 Nov 2025
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A suspicious compiler history peak's an affini's interest.
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23 Oct 2025
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Training the Rose by magicswordszin
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
27 Jul 2025
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What happens when the subbiest affini in the galaxy meets a Terran domme?
Iya Talis has been many things: smuggler, pirate, and most recently, gunner aboard one of Terra's last free ships. Now, the affini want to add "devoted pet" to that list. She has come prepared, and taming her will require a firm hand. Is Brunnaria Lapin, First Bloom, who has never before had a floret of her own, really the woman for the job?
Set in the 'Human Domestication Guide' shared universe.
- Language:
- English
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- 170,217
- Chapters:
- 48/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 612
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- 29,413
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19 Oct 2025
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How A Floret Finds Out by Delcan
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
24 Dec 2024
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Terra has been subjugated by the Affini Compact, an unstoppable empire of dominant plant aliens who want humanity to be happy, fulfilled, and peaceful, even if it takes some silly little additions to their life like drugs, hypnosis, or mind-control implants. They also enjoy making pets out of species that are not Affini.
Brion does not want to be a pet and does not want an Affini owner, and has tried to manage his life to stay independent. It's too bad for him that an Affini has already adopted him. If only that Affini would actually show up!
A lighthearted semi-mystery story about home, friends, feeling doomed, and getting out of the house.
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- Part 1 of The "How A Floret" Series
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- English
- Words:
- 61,286
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 259
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- 822
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- 137
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- 22,000
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09 Oct 2025
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Mainspring by Kanagen
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
17 Feb 2023
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Lieutenant Wolfgang Locke, OCNI, is captured by the Affini. The first duty of an officer, when captured, is to escape, and that's precisely what Lt. Locke intends to do.
Or, at least, he would, if he could move.
(A Human Domestication Guide story)
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- 1/1
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- 64
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28 Sep 2025
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Ultima Ratio Plantarum by annabool
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Original Work, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
17 Apr 2023
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Grace's rules for dealing with unwanted alien enthralment:
- if u fail any of the checks, follow the rules regardless of how much you think it isn't necessary. Do so until you are safe, alone, and certain that you are no longer failing any of the checks. If there's room for doubt, you're compromised. Don't argue with me on this, future Grace.
- If you can, reach out to a trusted third party who is unlikely to have fallen to the same compulsion you have and do exactly as they say. Do not question or argue, because that's exactly what the thing that compromised you will want.
- If you can't find a trusted figure, do what you can to follow the plan on your own. Trust nobody, just focus on the next task, even if you no longer think it's a good idea.
- If you're blocked from progressing on the next task on your own, try to identify and remove whatever is blocking you.
- If you can't find the roadblock, try to find and remove the source of the mental compromise. This is the most dangerous fallback option, but the affini are apex predators and may not always leave you a safe way out. Be careful. If running will save you, then run.
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27 Sep 2025
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this is where Snuggly comes from, enjoy you horny fuckers
- Language:
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- 21,618
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 42
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- 801
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- 185
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25 Sep 2025
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Independence Is Easy by SapphicSounds
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
03 Jun 2024
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Wade Winters lives a perfectly happy life as an independent citizen of the Affini Compact. But when his affini friend Dali questions just how independent he really is, the pair agree to a bet: for the next month, whenever he fails to accomplish any part of his daily routine, Dali will start doing it for him. Wade isn't worried, it's not like Dali wants to domesticate him or anything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,754
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 271
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- 1,318
- Bookmarks:
- 242
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20 Sep 2025