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“Woman!” You hear Him cry again, just as desperate as before. Mary wails back wordlessly. “Here is your son.”
Mary grasps at you with a newfound vigor.
“My son, my son,” she whispers to herself. “Oh, my son.”
The roles have reversed. She should be holding onto Him. You should be dying for your transgressions.
Why do you forsake me?
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Act As My Interpreter (There's No Way to Translate 'I Love You') by ether3um
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Original Work
02 Apr 2026
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It turns out learning a foreign language is very hard. Particularly when it’s not being intentionally taught to you and there don’t appear to be any cognates. He quickly found that he couldn’t differentiate between a physical object that wasn’t being gestured to, a metaphorical concept, or a name.
After a while of being surrounded by a nontranslatable tongue Tommy’s brain was subconsciously filtering it out. And what especially didn’t help matters was he suspected the aliens were multilingual.
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OR; A R&LB Sidestory!
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(Cuz I think I'm getting closer to you every day) Title from Mystical Magical by Benson Boone
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Phil stared at Tommy with murderous intent, and Tommy stared back from within the bars of the
cagecrib, feeling much the same.“Techno, I thought I told you it was not to disturb me.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
“Then what is it doing in my bedroom?”
“Well, Puffy thought it would be safer if Theseus stayed with you for the night, until she can do the check-up and teach me all of the stuff I need to know. Y’know, since babies can suffocate real easily in their sleep if they flip onto their stomachs and such.”
Well, THAT was good to know.
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They seemed to think he was just a normal, babbling baby, which had its own pros and cons. On one hand, he seemed to be safe from being immediately slaughtered, which was good. On the other hand, he was not a normal baby at all, so being treated like one was going to get tiring really fast
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OR; Tommy dies during Exile only to wake up as a baby in a completely different world than his own. Found family (and baby related hijinks!) ensue.
OR OR; Baby Tommy Isekai Royalty AU
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My Heart Needs a Surgeon by Arsenic (ether3um)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
02 Mar 2026
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(my soul needs a friend) Title from Run to the Father by: Cody Carnes
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A black-haired boy no older than 7 years old stood there, staring at him.
Gojo dropped the body like it had burned him and sat back on his haunches, blood and gore dripping from around his mouth.
The boy hummed, a hand in his pocket, and hefted his black bookbag higher up his back. His head tilted in… curiosity?
“I know you,” Gojo said slowly, resisting the urge to lick the blood from his hands. His final fight with Toji had been just over a year and a half now, but he’d had other, more-pressing matters to worry about, and his final words had been forgotten.
“And I know you,” the kid replied nonchalantly, not looking even a bit disturbed. “You’re the six eyes user. Head of the Gojo clan.”
Oh, Gojo was so dead.
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OR; Vampirism is the Gojo Clan's best kept secret. That is, until a certain boy sees something he shouldn't.
OR OR; Vampire Gojo Reverse Adoption AU
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The Less I Know the Better by Arsenic (ether3um)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
25 Feb 2026
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Title by Tame Impala
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“Ah, Bruce. I think they're here for you.”
“Bruce! What is going on? Why is there a felon in your home? And why does she know your secret identity?”
“Could someone please enlighten me on what exactly you are doing here?” Batman asked, glowering at them.
“Well, those of us who didn’t have any plans decided to have a small get-together. Just so no one has to be alone for the holiday.”
“It was bad enough that you called him away for an impromptu meeting on Valentine’s Day of all things, but now you’re making house calls? Really, you all need to unionize,” Selina inserted, fluttering her eyelashes at them sweetly.
“...Are we interrupting something?” Wonder Woman asked slowly.
“Why, yes, you are. Truly an astute observation."
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OR; Bruce is insistent that he has things to do for Valentine's Day. Predictably, no one believes him.
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The full collection of the Rise and Leave Me Blind Universe. Includes unused snippets, one shots and headcannons.
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I’m Not Throwing Away My [one] Shot by ether3um
Fandom A Tempest of Tea - Hafsah Faizal, Camp Rock (Movies), Dream SMP, Original Work
24 Feb 2026
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Beloveds by Arsenic (ether3um), ether3um
Fandom A Tempest of Tea - Hafsah Faizal, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Dream SMP
24 Feb 2026
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Warmups by Arsenic (ether3um), ether3um
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Dream SMP
22 Sep 2025
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I Didn't Volunteer For This by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic for MintTeaEnby, JavaHoney
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Subnautica (Video Game)
19 Mar 2023
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Tommy didn’t know if he was lucky or cursed. He survived the crash landing on this supposedly “safe” planet, but he’s too far away from the other survivors and their messages are coming through garbled. The only people close enough for him to get a clear message from ended in screams. At least he’s in the shallows.
This wasn’t the planned landing sight. All the other survivors were too far away and busy, y’know surviving, to help him. He was on his own. He would survive, he had his escape pod, base building tool, and a somewhat damaged PDA with information on this planet's wildlife.
Now if only the leviathans circling near where his shallows drop off into deeper ocean could stop singing like whales and fuck off that would be great.
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31 Mar 2026
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Whispers in the Dark (How I Wish I Could Keep You) by RiversFlame
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Jan 2026
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Weeks after Bruce comes back from his trip through time, Selina decides to pay him a visit.
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What was Adam's reaction to meeting Eve? What did he see, what did he feel?
Got inspo from a song and... well, here we are.
Bookmarked by ether3um
09 Jan 2026
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All My Children by Genesis_Prime
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Bible, Original Work, Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore
23 Dec 2025
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Michael doesn't understand why God cares so much for a people that will one day kill Him.
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09 Jan 2026
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It’s not even the matter of clashing sleep schedules, Phil’s never had an issue with that. Vampires can be quiet when need be. But nothing in the world can change the fact they’re dead in the heart, and cold to the touch, and absolutely fucking insufferable in sticking their freezing hands up his sleeves, as if he’s their personal hand-warmer.
One of these days, he’s just going to put a cross on the door and let them stay cold out on the hallway floor.
(Or, vampire!sbi, except Phil is the coven’s token human.)
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09 Jan 2026