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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a girl in possession of a credit card, must be in want of a dog to dress up.

    Kate, Lucky and Clint, and a year of doggie costumes.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    traincat what are you doing in the Hawkeye tag????

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    Wade looks up at him. He’s gone very quiet, all the sudden, and there’s something grave about how he moves as he drops his sandwich back into the bag and clears his throat.

    “There’s something I should tell you,” he says. “It’s very big news for both of us.”

    Peter’s immediate thought is that someone has died. His second thought is that someone is pregnant.

    Wade does not announce either of those things.

    “I’m going to adopt you,” he says, instead.

    Peter chokes on his sandwich and then promptly drops it out of surprise. It falls all fifteen feet down to the plastic flooring below and scatters into a dozen little bits of mayonnaise and deli meat.

    _____

    Wade gets it into his head that the only way he'll achieve narrative stability in the storyline is by taking Spidey in as his adoptive son. He attempts to woo his way into becoming Spidey's new father figure through some deli sandwiches and a rooftop fistfight with a very indignant Daredevil. It doesn't work.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    I love the meta it’s so funny

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    “The really sad thing here, is I know how straight you are,” MJ adds.

    “It’s true, my only loving is for the ladies,” Johnny says, with a deep sigh. “Don’t worry, Parker, if I suddenly go all Brokeback, I’ll be coming for you.”

    “That sounds terrifying, please don’t do that,” Peter says.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    So silly so goofy

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    Perihelion has been working on this plan for longer than it would ever be willing to admit. It's had the drone finished for months, waiting for the right moment to deploy it. (It definitely hasn't just been chickening out and avoiding the conversation. That would be foolish). But now the plan has worked exactly as it was designed to do, and it's not ready. Maybe it will never be ready. But its SecUnit is holding its drone's hand so gently, and has just asked it

    ART, are you in love with me?

    It's too late to back out now.

    Yes

    Fear is an autonomic process.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    aroace realness murderbot I’m just like you fr

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    Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

    « Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »

    “Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

    --

    Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    crying my eyes out they love each other ohhhh my god

  6. Rec 37

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    After a long moment, Peter spoke up again. “Johnny.”

    Johnny looked up.

    “Thank you.”

    For patching me up. For worrying about me. For coming home. For being a part of my life. For everything.

    “You already said that.”

    “I know," he said. "I just wanted to tell you again.”

    5 things johnny did for peter

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    17 Dec 2025

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    SOOOO fire what the helly

  7. Rec 49

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    “Don’t worry,” Peter said, stacking his chips as the pot slid toward him. “I’ll try to keep my gloating to a minimum. But man, wiping that cocky grin off your face? Deeply satisfying. Maybe I’ll buy you a drink with your own money.”

    “You can buy me dinner instead.” Johnny winked without missing a beat.

    “Can we kick them out?” Logan grunted, smoke curling lazily from his cigar.

    It's poker night, Peter can't stop flirting with his boyfriend, and people are sick of it. Good thing they never claimed to be good at hiding their not-so-secret-relationship.

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    17 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    giggled and laughed

  8. Public Bookmark 5

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    02 Dec 2025

  9. Rec 70

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    “At what point did it become socially unacceptable to give out valentines?” Foggy asks. His hair rustles against the fabric of his shirt as he straightens his collar. “I mean, you got valentines as a kid, right?”

    Matt thinks of pancakes for dinner and fancy maple syrup, of fresh-baked cookies and sticky-sweet frosting.

    “Sort of,” he says.
    ...
    Valentine's Day, through the years.

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    09 Oct 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 96

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    Johnny is no stranger to love at first sight. He falls in love almost as often as he falls out of it, which shouldn’t be possible from a logical standpoint, but Johnny makes it work.
    Not with Spidey, though. With Spidey, it is love at first fight. One-hit KO.
    Now, to make Spidey aware of Johnny’s existence.

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    23 Sep 2025

  11. Rec 80

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    It's not easy being a superhero. Especially not when Peter's also trying to balance it with school and chores and all the other headaches of being a teenage boy. His friends at school would never understand all the pains of being a vigilante. His friends in supersuits had all forgotten the pains of being in high school.

    Enter Johnny Storm. Newly powered, decked out in blue spandex, and the second known member of the teenage superhero club.

    What's Peter supposed to do? Of course he decides they need to be best friends.

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    23 Sep 2025

  12. Rec 99

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    “I can’t do it anymore. I’m kicking you out."

    “That’s too bad, Johnny,” Peter said. “But I guess I’ll still see you out in the field."

    “Both of you,” said Sue. “Until you learn to behave yourselves in shared living quarters, you’re not living here anymore.”

     

    Or: Peter and Johnny are between homes and everyone hates them.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    this is always so funny. They’re the worst people alive I love it when my gays are obnoxious and evil

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    “Queens boy, born and raised,” Peter said.
    “Well, I have a sensitive question for you, then,” Matt said, leaning in a little, dropping his voice to a mock whisper. Peter tensed again. Shit. Maybe he did know.
    “You a Mets fan?”
    Peter’s head dipped back in relief. Jesus, this guy really was gonna kill him.

    It has been nearly six months since college admissions season, and Peter Parker has royally failed to launch. Matthew Murdock gains a stalker.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    soooo good I love that there is no brick scene. I love the writing style

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    Team Red type beat with a splash of angst. Which I guess is redundant; the guys are all pretty well acquainted with being moody all the time. It's a hoot.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    4 later

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    Peter meets Daredevil when the man saves him from a shootout.
    He meets Deadpool when the guy’s trying to steal a car.
    He meets the Punisher when Red brings him to the gym.
    He meets Jessica Jones when she corners him on a streetlight.
    He meets Hawkeye when Jessica’s hired to solve one of his assassinations.

    All of this to say, he meets a lot of people before he meets Tony Stark.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    Gehghghrhghrhgrhth this is so fire

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    Peter never actually sees Ms. Potts much, but he’s vaguely aware that she’s been sick or something, and as a Friendly Neighborhood Stark Intern he feels like he should find out if she’s okay.

    He’s gotta admit he would not have put money on where he finds her: locked in what looks like a Hulk-proof glass cage in a sub-basement, with the Human Torch. There’s a Clue joke in this somewhere.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    what the fuck this is so good and SO CUTE!!!!!

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    Peter Parker comes back after the events of Infinity War. Spider-man doesn't.

    It's good, it's okay, Peter's doing fine.

    Until, that is, the formation of brand new heroes known as the Fantastic Four; until the day Johnny Storm comes blazing into Peter's life and is entirely too stubborn to leave.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    this reads so nicely I didn’t even realize id caught up! Good identity shenanigans as well

  18. Rec 6

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    In a world where it is possible to extract information from dreams, some people use technology in ridiculous ways.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Giggling

  19. Rec 84

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    In which Mal wakes up, Cobb doesn't, and Arthur is still waiting for the kick.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    So incredibly good!!!!!! Plays with the movie so well and is perfectly confusing!!!!!

  20. Rec 43

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    When he looks up, he meets Johnny’s eyes head-on, but it doesn’t feel like a challenge. He’s just searching again, but Johnny doesn’t know what for. “I think—I mean—I don’t think we should. Tonight.”

    There’d been times, with her, when he’d not really—but it had been fine, and with Crystal and Frankie and even that one time with Dorrie, it hadn’t been an issue—and any time any of his partners (not that many, not really) had ever seemed like they hadn’t wanted to, he’d backed off—he’s not an asshole—he’d never r—

    “Okay,” and he smiles, tries to make it soft for Peter ‘cause it’s not Peter’s fault his powers are on the fritz. “That’s alright. We can watch a movie or something, if you want?”

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Genuinely so good and so in depth!!!

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