idkimoutofideas
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- Leverage (US TV 2008) (45)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (43)
- Dimension 20 (Web Series) (32)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (18)
- The Adventure Zone (Podcast) (15)
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South had never been this fucking mad in her entire goddamn life—which was saying something, considering how often she got angry.
But this was beyond angry. It was beyond pissed off. It was pure, unfiltered rage.
South is mad when North gets an AI and she doesn't.- Language:
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“You can’t ignore me forever, Wash,” Carolina says. Her ghost keeps up with him as they descend—and yes, he knows she’s not actually a ghost, but that’s what Caboose calls the ones he sees, and it’s a lot more succinct to say “ghost” than “hallucination caused by Epsilon leaving electrical burns in my brain.”
Sometimes, Wash hallucinates his dead teammates. That’s what he assumes is going on when he sees Carolina loitering outside of Blue Base, but then Caboose and Tucker her as well, and unless Wash somehow figured out how to share hallucinations there might be something else going on.Series
- Part 2 of misguided ghosts
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“I know he killed her,” Neal whispers. “He killed Kate.” Neal’s voice hardens, and Peter recognizes the tell a split second too late.
Neal kills Fowler, and the events that follow—except this time, more people end up dead.Day 17: tell me there’s a hope for me
Day 31: gunshot woundSeries
- Part 10 of whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of Point Blank AU's
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“Agent York, you know how to set a broken leg,” the Director said—it wasn’t a question.
“Uh.” Wash risked a glance at York, whose eyes had gone a little wide.
Three times the Director made North, Wash, and York practice field medicine without painkillers.Day 12: withholding medical treatment
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- Part 7 of whumptober 2025
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Wash didn’t know why he was surprised at this point. Really, it was on him for not expecting something to go wrong. He’d just hoped he’d get one peaceful day. Just one. That was all he was asking for. Hell, he’d take half a day. Or even an hour. Any amount of time that didn’t involve fighting for his life.
Wash is on patrol with some members of Red and Blue team when they get attacked by mercenaries. Wash is so focused on keeping everyone else alive that he doesn’t think too hard about keeping himself alive as well.Day 19: on patrol
Alt prompt: I hate this jobSeries
- Part 11 of whumptober 2025
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Canon divergent fics branching off from s02e09 Point Blank, starting with Neal killing Fowler.
Fics are the same up until the double line break.- Words:
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Sometimes, Wash hallucinates his dead teammates.
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whumptober 2025 by idkimoutofideas
Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Leverage (US TV 2008), Red vs. Blue, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 Oct 2025
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A place for my whumptober 2025 fics.
I challenged myself this year to not pre-write by more than a couple days, so these are less edited than my usual fics.- Words:
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bad things happen bingo by idkimoutofideas
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), Dimension 20 (Web Series), Leverage (US TV 2008), Leverage: Con Artists (Korea TV 2019), Red vs. Blue, White Collar (TV 2009)
19 Oct 2025
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A collection of 'the gaang finds out about Zukos scar' fics
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Three guys, two AIs, and a pilot take a desperate shot at freedom.
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07 Nov 2025
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“Damn, it’s really comin’ down out there, huh?” Lup muses, raising her voice to be heard above the downpour of rain — and Magnus nods along with her, grinning as he looks up at the Starblaster’s ceiling, which practically rattles from the force.
“Yeah,” he agrees, matter-of-fact, “sounds like skeletons fucking on a tin roof up there!”
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Magnus uses a totally normal idiom, and the IPRE has a totally normal conversation.
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06 Nov 2025
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tucker & wash deal with their issues on a roadtrip.
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05 Nov 2025
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Sequel to The Good Stuff
“He doesn’t need to stay here so long as someone’s watching him, right? We already share a room–he can go if I keep an eye on him, right?”
Grey flips through her notes. “Given this is one of Agent Washington’s less dramatic visits to my infirmary, I think that can be arranged.”Or, the tables have turned and Tucker finds himself looking after a very loopy Wash for the evening.
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03 Nov 2025
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Washington sustains an injury on a mission gone wrong, and as Tucker works to keep him awake, the teal soldier learns Wash has no plans for after the war. The Freelancer never imagined he'd need them. Tucker decides to fix that.
Or, Tucker realizes Wash needs something bright in his future, and gives him just that.
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03 Nov 2025
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“I– don’t know,” Wash whispered, eyes fluttering to the pelican ceiling. His voice was smaller than Tucker had ever heard it. The hurt tone ripped at the teal soldier’s chest. The Freelancer’s next words had Tucker’s heart dropping straight to the floor of the ship.
“I–I wasn’t supposed to– make it this far.”
The way he said it: like it was a fact, like it was indisputable, made Tucker want to reach out, and grab Wash, and shake him, and call him an idiot for believing such a thing.