idkimoutofideas
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- Leverage (US TV 2008) (50)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (43)
- Dimension 20 (Web Series) (33)
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- 9-1-1 (TV) (21)
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“Get down!” Wash shouted—wait, Wash? He wasn’t supposed to be on this mission.
North’s confusion cost him valuable time, and he was hit with yet another explosion that threw him back ten feet. He rolled to a stop next to a soldier in teal—aquamarine?—armor, and groaned.
“Holy shit dude, are you okay?” The soldier asked. “Where the fuck did you come from?”
York, North, and South are on a mission for Project Freelancer when they suddenly end up on a planet called Chorus. The Wash they meet there is not the one they expected.Series
- Part 8 of febuwhump 2026
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we never learn, we’ve been here before by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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When I first woke up, I couldn’t see anything. It took several long seconds to realize that the reason I couldn’t see wasn’t because I’d gone blind, but because there was a black bag on my head.
Which. Was not reassuring.
While starving to death on Erid, Grace remembers some things that he’d really rather forget.BTHB: captivity
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- Part 24 of bad things happen bingo
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fussing over scars on my soul by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Apr 2026
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Grace’s discomfort with Dr. Devon Hale was a slow, creeping thing. Because on the surface, she was a perfectly nice woman. She worked under Dr. Lamai on the coma bed technology, was tall and imposing with long brown hair and a symmetrical face that others categorized as “pretty”—which Grace only knew because he'd overheard some lab techs comment on it one day. He never had the eye for that kind of thing.
One of the scientists on Stratt’s Vat likes Dr. Grace, and she doesn’t understand when he says no. -
a dreamer dreams he never dies by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Apr 2026
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Okay, so the good news was that I probably wasn’t alone—Stratt had to be around here somewhere.
The bad news was that I’d definitely been kidnapped.
Grace and Stratt are kidnapped together by a group of people who want to stop the Hail Mary from launching. They think the best way to make Stratt do what they want is to hurt Grace in front of her. -
grace phone home by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Three messages sent on the beetles.
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Sometimes, Wash hallucinates his dead teammates.
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bad things happen bingo by idkimoutofideas
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Dimension 20 (Web Series), Leverage (US TV 2008), Leverage: Con Artists (Korea TV 2019), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Red vs. Blue, White Collar (TV 2009)
18 Apr 2026
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Neal learns how to drive stick shift
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Slightly related fics about 9x13 Pick Your Poison, but can all be read as standalones.
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febuwhump 2026 by idkimoutofideas
Fandom Leverage (US TV 2008), Red vs. Blue, The Librarians (TV 2014)
23 Apr 2026
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Eddie doesn’t realise the pattern until Karen says, “You’re collecting us like Pokémon.”
“What, Wilsons?” Eddie says. He’s mostly distracted by Christopher on the couch, who is with Denny showing Miles, Hen and Karen’s newest foster, how to play Animal Crossing on his Switch. Miles is already developing the same starry-eyed look in his eyes Christopher himself gets around Buck. “You certainly don’t make it hard.”
“Not Wilsons, dummy,” Karen says. “Lesbians.”
Which is—not what Eddie was expecting her to say. “Uh. What?”
or, Eddie befriends May and Linda at dispatch. Then realises some stuff.
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03 Apr 2022
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Just before the final fight against Charon Industries on Chorus, during Epsilon’s shattering, Epsilon accidentally fucks up with Wyoming’s armour enhancement in the Meta’s- now Tucker’s- suit and gets sent back in time to when he first got implanted into Washington.
Scared he’ll fuck up again and make Washington go insane, he tries to keep his distance while being in Wash’s mind. But that only makes him all the more curious to Wash.
Can Epsilon figure out that Project Freelancer and the Mother of Invention is set to crash and burn in weeks time? And will he stop it? Or just try to figure out how to go back to his own time so he can figure out if he broke Tucker in his shattering? Idk let’s find out!
Now with some art!!! Don’t expect fully done art works each chapter though!
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Earth, Full of Grace by Rosie_Pines
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Apr 2026
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Grace thought choosing Rocky over home was the easiest decision he ever made.
Coming back to Earth is harder.
As old memories resurface and the people around them begin to question the bond that kept them alive, Grace and Rocky find themselves fighting for something neither of them has ever had before: a future.
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Major Tom to Ground Control by tallboy_benny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt has never been a woman who hesitates.
She’s made countless decisions after decisions throughout her life, often regardless of the consequences that may result. She’s not an idiot. She’s well aware that there will be consequences, and she’s equally sure that the consequences will be of little concern. The end justifies the means — her actions will be judged, but at least they will have happened.
But here, alone in a Russian conference room, for once in her life Eva Stratt does not know what to do.
OR; The beetles make it home.
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“I just think it’s kind of a messed-up thing to do to a baby,” I said.
AKA: the one with time travel. When the opportunity arises, Rocky and Ryland can't turn down the chance to save Rocky's crew.
It all kind of spirals from there.