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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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- English
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- 49,415
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 4
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- 583
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- 3,074
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14 Sep 2026
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It's been a long time since Peter took off his mask in front of someone he loved, cracked a nervous smile and said, “This is me”. He swore to himself he'd never do it again, and he's been making a good run of it by spending more time as Spiderman than Peter Parker for the past few years. But for some reason, being Spiderman also means spending a lot of time around Deadpool. And, like clockwork, that same old turmoil comes creeping back again.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,557
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 175
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- 4,612
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11 Sep 2026
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Something To Chew On by Lights_off_and_everyone_home (Lights_on_but_nobody_home), Lights_on_but_nobody_home
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Apr 2026
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Peters has fangs now. Sure, whatever, his life is weird enough already, but when he discovers that he also produces venom, it becomes a whole new problem. How will he figure out what exactly his new fangs are capable of? How is he supposed to fight the urge not to bite every criminal he comes across?
Plus, as if he didn’t already have his hands full, a mercenary called Deadpool is insisting on joining him during all his patrols. Peter’s life is a nightmare, and all he wants is something to chew on.Series
- Part 1 of Lights on - SpideyPool Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,536
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 3
- Comments:
- 518
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- 5,390
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06 Sep 2026
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
- English
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- 35,729
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 653
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03 Sep 2026
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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- English
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- 14,369
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 561
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30 Aug 2026
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Damage by dontcareajot
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Apr 2016
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Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
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- English
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- 42,300
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 21
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- 1,296
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20 Aug 2026
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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Aug 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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- English
- Words:
- 105,593
- Chapters:
- 10/12
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- 1,169
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- 8,257
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- 147,980
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18 Aug 2026
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Ghost in Brooklyn by Edensgarden5370
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Sep 2025
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Based on a TikTok by@emptyjunior
Peter Parker erased himself from everyone’s memory… but apparently not from Bucky Barnes’ paranoia. When Bucky finds a small, fast, suspiciously sharp kid in Brooklyn, he’s convinced Hydra made another Winter Soldier—or maybe, somehow, this is his secret son. Peter doesn’t correct him. Not even once. What starts as a wild theory spirals into a fragile, chaotic sort of family, complete with impossible lies, and two grown men losing their minds over a kid who just wants to survive.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,595
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 229
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- 1,880
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- 28,645
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07 Nov 2025
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timshel by justanotherblond
Fandom Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jul 2025
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- 3
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25 Oct 2025
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from the ashes by ericaco
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Jul 2025
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Despite all odds, the Thunderbolts- or New Avengers, trademark pending- are New York City's newest protectors. With their new publicity, Valentina breathing down their necks, and learning how to actually work with one another, the team has their hands full.
Enter one Peter Parker: Alone, traumatized, and forgotten.
How does the saying go? Misery loves company.
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- English
- Words:
- 42,576
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 613
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- 7,966
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- 1,795
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- 119,111
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23 Sep 2025
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Astronomy In Reverse by pansley
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
14 Mar 2021
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A year after the Winter Soldier failed his mission in DC, Bucky Barnes is doing his best to stay under the radar from both Hydra and Steve Rogers. His hope for a peaceful day-to-day life in limbo goes awry, however, when he meets Queens’ newest hero; a pure-hearted kid with a death wish and a ridiculous pair of red and blue pajamas.
The last thing Steve expects when he finally tracks Bucky down is that, not only has the man been living in Queens all this time, right under his nose, but also that, in the two years since they last saw each other, Bucky somehow acquired a kid.
Alternatively: How Peter Parker effectively fucks over Bucky Barnes, and also totally saves him.
Fanart by Monireh on AO3 and tumblr
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- Part 1 of Winter!Dad
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Some Bitch Named Bethany by TomeOfTheForgotten
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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Four times you shamelessly flirted with Abby Anderson back at the FOB.
And the one time she flirted back.
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Bed sharing, drunken confessions, shower gawking, and general lesbian uselessness.
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- Part 2 of The Little Ruse
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17 May 2024
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Abby goes looking for Owen and ends up on the wrong end of your knife.
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05 May 2024
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The Little Ruse by TomeOfTheForgotten
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
11 Sep 2023
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You're the first one to meet Abigail Anderson. Well, the first Wolf. And thank god for it too. Isaac would never have kept her otherwise.
Years pass with Abby at your side in the Seattle QZ as one of your closest friends. As fellow commanders, you're always fighting to one-up each other and win Isaac's favor, and you're content with that. You have to be.
Until one day, Abby makes a wager that you can't make her cum. And well, that complicates things.
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A slow burn, friends-to-lovers reader-insert story that follows the ENTIRE Last of Us Part II game timeline.
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- Part 1 of The Little Ruse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 124,767
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 529
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- 1,580
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05 May 2024
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peter parker picked a perilously precarious profession by achillesheel
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV), i hate how i have to tag five fandoms for a fic with two characters but that’s how it goes
16 Apr 2022
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Peter Parker was already having a terrible, very bad, no good time. Between his stakeout gone wrong, getting stabbed, and getting waterboarded, he would have preferred to hit rewind and not go out on patrol today at all.
Somehow, the day gets worse. How? The Punisher walks through the door.
Or; Frank Castle just wanted to take out some traffickers. He didn’t intend on meeting Spider-Man, finding out that Spider-Man was a kid, or having to save Spider-Man’s life.
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02 Mar 2023
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Lay on Hands (5+1) by Mado
Fandoms: The Defenders (Marvel TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Punisher (TV 2017)
29 Jan 2019
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For the Dare Devil Kink Meme: Defenders Prompt: "Danny can heal with the Iron fist and it's a shame to not see that ability used more often, especially because he has friends who get their asses kicked regularly. So, five times Danny healed one of the Defenders or closest allies, and one time they took care of him."
Complete! Multiple pairings if you squint.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,918
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 62
- Kudos:
- 1,031
- Bookmarks:
- 176
- Hits:
- 9,172
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01 Mar 2023
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Eggnog in Hell's Kitchen by Twiggly
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2023
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“You gotta get out of those wet clothes, Webs. It’s okay; I’m blind, but— Here, I can turn around, kid, if—”
“Peter,” Spider-Man blurted, so desperately that it made Matt stop in his tracks. “My name is Peter Parker. P-please, call me Peter.”
“Peter,” Matt repeated, unsure why exactly the kid—why Peter—was so urgent about the matter, but not wanting to upset him. “Okay, Peter. I’m—”
“Matt Murdock, I know; we met a few months ago. O-outside of…our night jobs.”
“Really?”
Or, Matt Murdock saves Spider-Man from freezing to death on Christmas Eve and realizes that Peter Parker is in desperate need of saving, too.
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16 Feb 2023
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Two Reds, One Face by LoneswaggingRanger
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Feb 2023
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Spider-Man being aggressively parented by Frank Castle and Daredevil despite already being of legal age. Rude, really. To be fair, he had just been drugged and tied to a chair while dismantling a crime ring so the parenting instincts were probably reasonable, but still. It was insulting.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,434
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 48
- Kudos:
- 3,533
- Bookmarks:
- 432
- Hits:
- 23,486
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16 Feb 2023
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everything you lose is a step you take by wishonthemoon
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
15 Feb 2023
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After the events of NWH, Peter has no one and nothing left.
When he accidentally wanders into Hell's Kitchen while on patrol, he certainly didn't expect to meet Daredevil, or for the man to offer to train him.
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- Part 1 of i only exist to fall
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16 Feb 2023
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The inevitable 'reunion' between Hunter and Puppet Darius.
He could do it, he used to be a soldier and had faced so much worse. Encountering the puppeted body of someone he considered dear was nothing. It was nothing.
His hands started trembling at the thought, the ‘reassurance’ sounding hollow even without voicing it. Hunter knew he would break like a clay pot once he saw Darius. He just hoped he could pick up the pieces fast enough.
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03 Feb 2023