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    The clock hit 7:55, and a knock sounded on the front door. Harry practically bounced across the room, honestly overjoyed to see whoever it was on the other side. No matter what, they were taking him away from the Dursleys, and that was all that mattered. He heard Vernon’s lumbering steps entering the hall, accompanied by the sharp click of Petunia’s heels, but he raced to reach the door first. A wide grin stretched his cheeks to their limits as he threw open the door.
    And the smile fell right off his face.
    Shrouded in darkness, fog swirling around the hem of his long, dark robes, face as dour as ever, and hair casting cruel shadows across his face, stood Severus Snape.
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    Aka: I ran out of hurt/comfort Severus Snape Adopts Harry Potter fics to read so I had to write one myself.

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    A.Z. Fell Cooking #1: Crepes
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    A.Z. Fell Cooking
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    “Hello, dear people of the interwebs!” Aziraphale begins, pulling a mixing bowl, several utensils, and various ingredients from off-screen to the counter before him. “Welcome to my you-tube channel! My dear friends Adam and Pepper suggested that I join the flocks on the web, tweeting and vlogging as it were. Pepper says that the internet is truly the center of kindness and community in the modern world, so I simply must partake.”

     

    thebeesknees
    Is no one talking about how he got the recipe from a restaurant shut down by the Inquisition???
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    What would happen if Aziraphale decided to start teaching strangers on the internet how to cook? Well.... this.

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    When Kaz puts Wylan in charge of their next job, the heist they pull off is unforgettable.

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    Kaz knew that… different… people were looked down on before. Of course he did, he lived in the Barrel. It was full of cast-offs, children, alone and unwanted, just trying to survive in a world that didn’t actually want them.
    It was different though, experiencing it himself.

    Each and every one of the Crows are a minority, barring Matthias. They are in no way weak for it.

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    AKA "Five times a crow stood up for themself, and one time they all didn't have to"

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    Wylan wasn't touch starved. He wasn't! Okay so maybe he didn't get any hugs, and maybe the last person to give him any physical affection was his mother, but he was fine. Totally and completely fine.
    (Yeah right.)

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    AKA I wanted to write touch-starved Wylan gets a hug from all of our favorite Crow babies to celebrate Jack Wolfe's casting, so here it is!

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    Peter gets YouTube and the rest is history.

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    Peter on Twitter. With various friends and Avengers. That's literally it.

    (This includes Twitter posts from the other fics in this series, which are chronological and have an actual story line. This does not. It is literally just them shitposting on Twitter so there's no need to read the other fics in this series to read this one, though I would never say you shouldn't because I did write them and encourage people to read them.)

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    That was the real reason Peter called Bucky. He trusted him and knew he was the best person to call in this situation.
    Bucky knew field medicine. Bucky wouldn’t tell Tony or May. Bucky wouldn’t freak out, but he wouldn’t not care either. Bucky, as shocking as it sounded, was easy to talk to.
    And Bucky picked up on the first ring.

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    AKA Peter gets beat up and school and Bucky comes to the rescue. *shakes bucket of angst* Come get yer feels!

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    These are my poems. Some are better than others. Not fandom works.

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    Technoblade sticks out like a sore thumb in their little family, and after he loses to Dream one day, it all comes crashing down on him.

    tw// anxiety, panic attack, self hating thoughts, the Voices

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    Clint was silent, face frozen in a strange mix of horror, disgust, and what Peter thought might have been amusement. This was the reaction Peter hoped to elicit from every person in the world at some point in his life.
    Finally, Clint turned around and walked out without another word.
    Peter grinned. Yeah, Clint was usually the easiest to break, but that didn’t stop Peter from rejoicing every time he did.
    As J Jonah Jameson said, Peter Parker was a menace, and he wore that title proudly.

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    (Previously called "Five Times Peter Pulled the Orphan Card and One Time he Realized that Wasn't Quite True.")
    Basically, Peter freaks everyone out with orphan jokes until he realizes that maybe he's not actually an orphan.

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    Tommyinnit was traumatized. That’s what everyone said. Puffy, Niki, Tubbo, Ranboo, Philza, everyone. Tommy’s life sucked, had for a long time, and now he was paying the consequences.
    Maybe that was why it hit him so hard. Maybe it was like concussions or broken bones. The more you are hurt, the easier it is to break in the first place.

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    What if Techno... met Techno.

    I wrote this in like half an hour cus I randomly thought of it, but honestly I think it's pretty good. Tw//Cancer

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    Why was he even doing this for Kaz? His days of being the pushover boy who let people walk all over him were over, so why did he say yes to Kaz’s request?

    Saints, he knew exactly why. He just didn’t want to admit it.

    Kaz approved of him now. Kaz actually thought that the boy could do something with the chance he gave him, and Wylan wanted to prove that to him. He wanted to prove himself to him. Kaz was the first person to ever tell Wylan he was good enough, and Wylan had an irrational fear of ever letting him down.

    Like he had everyone else.

    Wylan refused to let that happen with Kaz. He had been more of a father to Wylan than Jan Van Eck ever had been, and he intended to show Kaz that he could be good enough.

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    There are nowhere near enough fics about Kaz being Wylan's father figure, so I decided to change that.

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    In the spirit of the new "What If...?" series out, I've decided to make my own what if.
    What if everything on Titan went the same, but Stephen Strange didn't die in the Snap?

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    Peter Parker was gone.
    Those were the words rushing through Tony’s mind as he sat on the cold, hard ground of a planet that was not his own.
    Peter Parker was gone. And it was all Tony’s fault.
    Tony’s gaze drifted across the battlefield. The blue woman was still there. And so was Strange.
    Strange.
    Tony amended his past statement. There were actually two people to blame for Peter Parker’s death.

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    “I lost my son and I waited and wished for that snap to get me too, but it didn’t. And now I have to live in a world without my baby in it, and apparently I didn’t lose anyone! Apparently I am one of the lucky souls in the godforsaken world who didn’t lose his reason for living and you know what? That’s bullshit!”

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    Or when the Avengers don't understand that Tony lost someone too.
    Tw: death, grieving, etc.

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    There are some assholes in my class who make nasty comments. Nowhere near what's in this fic, but I wanted to get my rage out. Tw: homophobia, transphobia, use of slurs, mentions of suicide

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    “Mr. Keener.” Principle Morita folded his hands on the wooden desk as he spoke. “Care to explain why you started a fight in the hallway this morning?” Harley considered answering, then set his jaw.
    “No.”
    “Why?” The man sounded exasperated.
    “Because Peter has reported this before, and you did nothing. So I’m not going to tell you why. I know you won’t do anything, so what’s the point?”

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    I wrote this for my little sister, the Ever After Series is her favorite, and thought I might as well post it here.

    In which Chase and Rory show off fighting skills and mildly terrify their classmates.

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    "A month ago, we came on this very stage and told you that Peter was just Tony’s intern, and the ringtone was an inside joke between them.”
    Pepper takes a deep breath.
    “We lied.”

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    Or when the adoption is announced, they do it in the most Stark way possible. *Flourish*

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    Michael With a B @theresabee

    Guys what the hell Tony Stark has a kid??? @peterparkour @IAmIronMan explain yourselves!

     

    No. God no. Please no. Not now. Not today. Not yet! 

    People knew. They found out, and nothing would ever be the same. 

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    When Flash takes his revenge, everyone finds out.

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