20 Bookmarks by loseraudiophile

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Peter meets Daredevil when the man saves him from a shootout.
    He meets Deadpool when the guy’s trying to steal a car.
    He meets the Punisher when Red brings him to the gym.
    He meets Jessica Jones when she corners him on a streetlight.
    He meets Hawkeye when Jessica’s hired to solve one of his assassinations.

    All of this to say, he meets a lot of people before he meets Tony Stark.

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    01 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “But you know something? If I couldn’t get you laid, at least I gave you a good first date.”

    feat: footsies at a Ruby Tuesday, stargazing, the recreation of an iconic "Dirty Dancing" scene (no, not that one—the other one), and practicing for When You're With A Girl.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    When you've been to hell, desire is isolating and ugly.

    Or: Cas drives his truck for a case and Dean is exceptionally horny about it

     

    “Once on a hunt when he was a teenager, Dean had been caught too close to an explosive when it had gone off. There had been the moment when the projectile hit, and the moment when it had detonated. And just before it had, there had also been a moment when he had believed that maybe it wouldn’t.

     

    He had thought about that moment for years, over and over again, until something else had taken its place. And the way that that moment was quiet, the way it was still- that is how this feels. To lie beside Cas in the bed of his truck, their shoulders barely touching.”

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    08 Jul 2025

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    They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.

    "So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "

    "Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."

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    04 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Chip,” he asks quietly, his eyes moving strangely around his face.

    “Yeah?”

    “Why do you have stars on your face?” Gill asks, a giggle bubbling up out of him, “I’ve always wondered, but I’ve never asked.”

    Chip feels his eyebrows raise, the movement slow as though his features moved through molasses. “You’re not hallucinating like Gryffon right now, are you? Because we didn’t smoke that much.”

    or

    The one where Chip can't sleep, so he decides to go check on Gill, and they get a little high in the process. Feelings ensue.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    It was a difficult piece, but Vanya was enjoying the challenge.

    It helped to picture the notes as a landscape, she’d found. Pizzicato stepping stones across the stream of the sustained D-sharp, climbing up, up, up the hill of the arpeggio—

    Five appeared in front of her. “You’re making everything in the kitchen levitate.”

    Vanya shrieked in surprise, and then shrieked again at the deafening crash of china in the other room.

    Five winced. “Should have seen that coming.”
    __________________________________

    In retrospect, giving all of her siblings keys to her apartment might not have been the best idea Vanya had ever had.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    The top of the fire truck is as good of a place as any, really.

    He can climb up, lay on top of the hoses, and be left alone. No one follows him up here, or comes looking for him, and no one who walks by in the truck bay can see him. It’s peaceful and it’s quiet and sometimes it’s the only place Eddie can get one moment’s peace in this place.

    He does it for about six months after the tsunami before anyone finds him.

    And the person who figures it out, of course, is Buck.

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    07 May 2025

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    Eddie had kissed him.

    He knows it happened, because the smudge of chocolate on his pants is still there, courtesy of the peanut butter cup he’d dropped when Eddie lent over and kissed him.

     

    Or, Eddie kisses Buck. He's 99% sure of it. It's just that he hasn't acknowledged it at all and Buck is losing his mind and his peanut butter cups.

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    25 Apr 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 72

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    Joshua the dog has had a long day. At this moment he wanted nothing more than to get home to his pups, enjoy a supper of delicious leftover meatloaf, and curl up into bed with his lovely Margaret.

    However, it seemed the universe had other plans.
     

    16 years before the end, two dogs found a baby in the woods.

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    12 Feb 2025

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    57 missed calls.
     
    Bart_ahhh tagged you and one other in a post

    The Gazette (4 hours ago)
    Bruce Wayne’s youngest eligible bachelor is off the market: Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped in Vegas [EXCLUSIVE pictures]

    63 unread messag-

    Tim jolted upright. His eyes scanned over the headline again. Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped… Timothy Drake-Wayne what?

    And with who?

    Or: Tim and Conner accidentally get married in Vegas and decide to stay that way until they can get quietly divorced. It’s simple. Except the Bats are detectives and the press is relentless and oh, Tim is hopelessly in love with his best frie- husband?

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    16 Dec 2024

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.

    Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?

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    16 Dec 2024

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    ‘You shot me!’ Jason gasped, stunned, ‘Holy shit, you actually shot me.’

    Tim’s eyes widened and he froze. They stared at each other for a second, dumbstruck and then-

    ‘Don’t tell Bruce.’

    Or: The family enjoy a normal movie night. Except Jason has a gunshot wound and Tim’s the only one who knows and oh- that’s because Tim’s the one who shot him and they really, really need to find a way to leave before anyone finds out.

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    14 Dec 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 46

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    Riz Gukgak is already cool in a lot of ways, he knows. But the idea that he could look cool as well as be cool is relatively new to him - he can't tell if he never thought it was possible, or if he just never considered it before - and as he considers it now, the itch in his chest returns - the itch for something new.

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    Comments:
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    02 Dec 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 91

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    The bad kids are notably not very good at checking the Hangvan’s lost and found bin for their missing items. Every so often, Gorgug takes it upon himself to clean it out.

    (or: 5 times Gorgug returned an item from the Hangvan’s lost and found, and 1 time something was returned to him.)

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    26 Nov 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    02 Oct 2024

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    In which Batman’s cape may or may not be bigger on the inside, contains many sandwiches, creates more problems than it solves, and is the constant delight of his children.

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    ‘We played hide and seek in the cave once and Tim had the bright idea of hiding in the Cape Void,’ Dick said, smiling slightly evilly at him.

    ‘Yeah, that was a weird couple of days. The void demons are nice, though,’ Tim added casually.

    ‘What?’ everyone said at once, heads snapping towards him.

    *

    (A series of stories detailing the problems that occur when several lightly insane vigilantes have access to an unexplainable void.)

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    19 Sep 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gillion has never had proper Oversea pajamas before. Now, he sets out to change that.

    (Or: Gillion didn't have anything but the clothes off his back, Pretzel, and his sword when Chip and Jay first pulled him up. So how did he get fish pajamas?)

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    09 May 2023

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    Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”

    Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”

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    02 Mar 2023

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    Turning 90 can be pretty hard when you're sixteen. At least Nico's got a cat now.

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    17 Sep 2022

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    Hi, the desk read, written in a shaky handwriting that can only come from writing straight onto the flat surface, I like your drawings.

    Tommy blinked, reading the sentence once, twice, before a large smile spread across his face that he quickly hid behind his hand before his teacher could see.

    Next to the writing was a doodle of a small flower in a field. It wasn’t anything special, and there was no amazing skill behind it, but it looked nice. It looked right, slotted nicely into place with Tommy’s own scribbles.

    Eagerly, Tommy fished his pencil out of his bag and added Hi. Thank you. I like your flower.

    Or: Tommy spends his math classes doodling on his desk. He accidentally gains a pen pal.

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    1,665
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    275
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    7,832

    04 Dec 2021

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