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Hank is a demon working in Hell’s Corruption Division. He’s got a new—annoying—assignment: Father Connor Stern.
Connor is stubborn. Obedient. Holier-Than-Thou.
Hank can’t wait to get this particular assignment over with—but luckily, he’s got a pretty simple plan. If he can tempt Connor into committing each of the seven deadly sins, that should be enough to get his boss off his back. He just needs to convince Connor to eat a box of Oreos. Get him to smoke a little weed. Try to get him laid. Easy enough. Straightforward.
Falling in love with the priest is not part of the plan.
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28 Feb 2024
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This Dangerous Game by MissDisoriental for a_small_potato, cutglasscaress, sightetsound, graham_cracker, Magical_Destiny, modeltype, MrsMusicAddict, Nalyra, Paperwhite_Narcissus, Severus_divides_into_H
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
29 Apr 2017
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"Keep your wits about you Inspector Graham – I rather fear you are going to need them."
London 1888. In order to catch the notorious serial killer known as Jack the Ripper, Will Graham must seek the insights of Dr Hannibal Lecter.
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Now with beautiful fanart! Huge thanks to azrabel, carrionofmyywaywardwatson, cervolina, cherry, CrazyInL0v3, graham_cracker, marlahanni, nnova, Petriey and tictactoes.
Podfic available here
Translations: Chinese here and Russian here and here- Language:
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05 Nov 2023
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“What happened in there–” begins Nines.
“Sorry I fucked up,” Gavin interrupts, a little muffled. “I’m fucking sorry, all right? Let’s drop it.”
“No,” says Nines, “that’s not–” because Gavin seems to be under the impression that Nines wants to reproach him for having to leave the assignment partway through. Like that’s what’s on Nines’s mind, and not– not the way that Gavin came completely unraveled against him, with nothing but their legs tangled with each other and a hand skimming across his chest. Like Gavin thinks it’s his fault for reacting the way he did.
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Reverse AU. GV200 is incredibly responsive, as Detective Nines accidentally learns; in the process of Nines figuring out why, they both catch a lot of feelings. Or, GV200 suffers through six orgasms and one very persistent partner.
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04 Nov 2023
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“Put him in the trunk. We’ll deal with him later. S.Coups is on his way and this is one meeting we can’t afford to fuck up.”
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Being a med student was exhausting. The torturous hours, the slurring drunks, the constant swarm of patients with foul smells and equally foul mouths, the bodily fluids being projected in every direction, and the mafia carrying out an execution on their doorstep. But even though he never pulled the trigger, Jeonghan was the one who had committed the worst sin of all. He had seen their faces. And so he must die.
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- Part 1 of Poison or Medicine
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01 Nov 2023
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After Markus obtains equal rights for all Androids, Cyberlife is pressured to release all the prototype androids deemed unready for public use before the Revolution. In a diplomatic effort, Cyberlife offers all prototypes a chance of a paid job in the sector they were intended to work in or otherwise, in order to not waste the money gone into programming their specific skillsets. Among them is Connor, an RK Prototype, who is offered a training period at the Detroit Police Department under the condition that he reports his progress via email to the man assigned to be his mentor. A man that Connor has never met, who will never reply, and who will remain anonymous for the duration of his training; bar the pseudonym "Lt. H."
A man that, having only ever seen his shadow in a hallway, Connor affectionally names after the Pholcidae spider, more commonly known as Daddy Long Legs.Lieutenant Hank Anderson just wanted to get Fowler off his ass and deal with this mentoring crap as quickly and easily as possible. Instead, he has to deal with an android calling him "Daddy" in every email he sends. It's not what he wanted or expected, but it somehow ends well.
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- Part 1 of pholcidae
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29 Oct 2023
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It was as he sat drinking his morning coffee that the slow grinding of those pieces falling into place sent a course of comprehension through his body: the tightening of his chest, the heat in the tips of his fingers, a simple message splayed behind his eyes as he looked across the table.
Connor was in love with him.
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- Part 1 of The Entire Memory of You
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29 Oct 2023
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Hank is too big, Connor is too tight.
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29 Oct 2023
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Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by ArthurOfCamelot
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
30 Nov 2018
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Connor has a three year seduction plan to make Hank love him back, and it starts with getting the lieutenant into his bed. Co-sleeping is scientifically proven to be beneficial to humans, and proximity is the number one factor in relationships forming. But when Connor starts having dreams thanks to the new updates he's beta-testing, it all gets a lot more complicated. And then one little wet dream speeds up his three year timeline dramatically ...
**RATING CHANGE TO EXPLICIT BC CONNOR IS A HORNY BOI**
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29 Oct 2023
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“Hello. I am RK800, an advanced prototype. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”
“It’s a little goofy looking.” The customer crossed his arms. RK800 frowned. The customer chuckled in surprise.
“I think it looks cool!” For the first time, RK800 noticed a young boy with the customer. The boy stepped forward and placed his hands on the android’s feet and looked up at him. “Can we get it, Dad?”
“I just have to know –-can you take care of my son? That’s all I need. Someone to cook his meals when I can’t, homework, bath, and stuff like that. Can you do that?”
“Yes.” RK800 nodded.
“Then we’ll take it.”
The young boy grabbed RK800’s hand and pulled him after his father and the salesman. RK800 stopped to step down from his display case and follow. The boy smiled up at him.
“Hello, Robot! My name’s Cole Anderson.”
“Hello, Cole.” RK800 smiled. “My name is Connor.”
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Hank just wanted help around the house for Cole. He never expected such a goofy thing that laughed and hummed and protected Cole with all of his being. Connor is not like other androids --but neither of them truly know how deep those differences go.
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29 Oct 2023
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Personal headcanon(s) inspired by theslap (bigspoonnoya)'s "the problem with intent", about how Detective Gavin Reed and school librarian Niles start a not-quite-relationship and kind of figure things out as it goes.
The series title is from "The Call" by Regina Spektor.
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29 Oct 2023
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Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own...
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22 Oct 2023
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“I had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”
-- Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band
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21 Oct 2023
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Search and Rescue by snae_b for marsch_00
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2022
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“Mount Meeker. Small avalanche from the sound of it, R2, R3 maybe. But we’ve got two missing hikers, caught in the powder, so at least a D2 in terms of force. Bentley and I are out first. Adam, you’re on extraction gear, Pepper, you’re on medical. We don’t know what shape these folks are in.” He finally sets his gaze squarely on Aziraphale, his eyes flick to the lens of his camera and back up again. “Stay out of the way.”
Aziraphale packs his camera gear and heads to the Rocky Mountains to film with an elite search and rescue team. Turns out the terrain isn't his only challenge.
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20 Oct 2023
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A Fine Taste by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2023
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When a guest repeatedly asks for a declaration of the ingredients used in his dishes, Chef Crowley is stumped. Things might become a bit clearer once he learns that famous critic A. Z. Fell has written a review of his restaurant.
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20 Oct 2023
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
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19 Oct 2023
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A Well-Placed Comma by luftnarp-writing (secretsofluftnarp), pandamug
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
11 Dec 2016
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"Lieutenant Diaz said that we had been arguing over math problems because we are..." Raymond's voice lowered half an octave, "sexually frustrated."
"Oh," Kevin said, eyebrows coming together in consternation.
"She said," Raymond said, enunciating every word, "we needed to bone."
Takes place *during* episode 4x08 (aka The Monty Hall Saga), because bless that ep.
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03 Oct 2023
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Izzy was what some people might call ‘change resistant’. He liked things his way, and his way meant ‘the way things had always been’. Izzy followed his routines every day and left little room for variety.
That is, until Edward permanently moved them all onto the Revenge with Stede fucking Bonnet. Now Izzy couldn’t hold onto a routine if it killed him. Despite the change Edward was a constant, even if he went by Ed now instead of Blackbeard. Izzy loving Edward (in his fucked-up little way) was old news. Boring, expected, a foregone conclusion. It anchored him, until the Revenge felt almost like home and the rapid change in Izzy’s life settled down.
Except for the flowers coming out of his throat. That was new.
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(In which Izzy has Hanahaki disease which is definitely just for Edward and no one else, and definitely not for Stede because he hates Stede.)Series
- Part 6 of Soft Steddyhands
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16 Sep 2023
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Kevin does the dishes.
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13 Sep 2023
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Hannibal takes Will to Venice. A sequel to Consenting to Dream; you may want to read that one first.
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- Part 2 of What Dreams
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27 Aug 2023
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Jiang Cheng is demanding. It is not the same as begging, he insists. But Lan Xichen isn't so sure. The difference doesn't matter to him anyway, not when he is so eager to give Jiang Cheng what he wants.
Lan Xichen likes to tease, and Jiang Cheng likes to resist.
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- Part 4 of ameliorate
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23 Aug 2023
