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what if ed was a pet photographer and stede had too many dogs and they kissed
haha jk… unless?
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- Part 1 of assorted dog jobs extended universe
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16 Jan 2023
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Seaglass by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
(Fluff and sock garters and seashore walks and midlife revelations and a loophole in The Sweater Curse.)
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- Part 1 of Seaglass
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- English
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- 26,148
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- 6/6
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12 Jan 2023
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'The hottest new tech trend in 2023? Teleportation. We’re here with Oluwande Boodhari and Jim Jimenez to discuss their invention, which is set to revolutionise the travel industry this year.'
Stede teleports into Ed's life for the longest distance relationship it is possible to have on Earth.
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05 Jan 2023
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The summer of 1940 and the Battle of Britain is raging. Group Captain Edward Teach commands a squadron based on the southeast coast of England in defence of the island from the Nazis.
One day, a mysterious new pilot, Stede Bonnet, crash lands his way into Ed's life.
Obviously they're going to fall in love.
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02 Jan 2023
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It's 1932, and a rogue horde of emus is sweeping through Western Australia's wheatbelt. A military unit is called in to deal with the problem, led by Major Edward Teach, expert Lewis gunner.
Meanwhile unconventional farmer Stede Bonnet has his own (secret) mission: to save as many of the birds as he can.
They should find themselves on opposite sides of this war, but Ed's bored out of his skull and Stede's fucking fascinating. Turns out they've got more in common than not. Along with the eccentric crew of Stede's Revenge farm, they'll find a way to win--together.
This fic is now COMPLETE!
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- 4/4
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28 Dec 2022
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"So what brings you out here anyway?"
Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger.
"What brings you out here?"
or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.
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- Part 1 of seven point three miles
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- English
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- 19,776
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06 Dec 2022
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"And Ed could do little more than let out an awed sigh as his eyes once again took in what must be hundreds of books. Not even all of the books Stede has ever read. Just the select few he liked the most. Entire lifetimes within each tome. Love and loss and adventure and knowledge. For some reason, all just hitting him then.
Ed had never been particularly interested in books. He mostly associated reading with his mother's stern lessons over her well-worn bible, re-reading the same passages over and over again until they were forever burned into his memory."
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Ed becomes fascinated by the books that have informed the worldview of the even more fascinating Stede Bonnet.
Ed's mother taught him to read when he was a boy, but through a series of miscommunications, Stede ends up reading aloud to Ed nearly every night (with Ed willfully taking advantage of Stede's misunderstanding to spend more time with him).
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02 Dec 2022
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Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?
This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.
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“You–” Ed was struggling to parse what Stede was saying. “You’re playing your version of this song for me, right now? Like, in real time?”“Yes, Edward, that’s correct,” said Stede softly.
Ed’s brain momentarily seized up. He supposed it made sense that Stede was capable of learning a set of rules to do something like arrange and play a piece of music. There was something unnerving about this song, though. It felt, well–it felt organic . Reactive. Almost collaborative in a way. Ed was lost in the push and pull of it, until the last notes softly petered out.
“So, what did you think?” asked Stede. It sounded nervous again. Why the hell would someone program an anxiety response into a bot?
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- Part 1 of Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero
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14 Nov 2022
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I don't know why (I never thought I'd fall in love) by louis_quatorze
Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Feb 2022
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12 Nov 2022
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Stede Bonnet embezzled 15 million dollars.
The mob wants him dead.
The F.B.I. wants him alive.
Bounty hunter Edward Teach just wants him to shut up.- Language:
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- 16/16
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12 Nov 2022
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In exchange for Stede’s freedom, Ed offers himself up to the British and is sentenced to 5 years in prison. Thanks to a very intrepid mail delivery seagull, they’re able to exchange a series of increasingly stupid, silly, smutty, and romantic letters during their time apart.
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- Part 1 of Time in a Bottle
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- English
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- 4/4
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07 Nov 2022
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call it love or call it treason by janie_tangerine, umulata
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2022
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in which, after receiving his draft notice, Stede Bonnet is planning to become a conscientious objector and run off to Canada. When war veteran Ed Teach saves his hide at a protest march where he's almost arrested, they strike a deal to help each other out with their respective plans for the future. That is, until those plans are somewhat changed the moment they fall in love long before Stede's notice is up.
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- 10/10
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03 Oct 2022
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When Ed had quipped that every good sailor "knows their knots with their eyes closed", he hadn't expected Stede to take it as such a challenge.
He really should have, in hindsight. The Gentleman Pirate had taken to his pirate training like a... well, a duck to water, throwing as much passion and enthusiasm into learning as much as possible about life on the seas as he did when performing at story time, or gushing to Ed about uncommon butterflies, or sucking Ed's brain out through his dick.
Stede Bonnet was not a man who did things by halves, and once an idea had been planted in his head, nothing could uproot it.
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Written for Day 1 of OFMD Kinktober: Bondage/Blindfolds
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- Part 1 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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01 Oct 2022
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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28 Sep 2022
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“Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"
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27 Sep 2022
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Edward Teach is a PI tasked with finding Lucius Spriggs. During his search, he’s injured and stumbles into Stede Bonnet’s vet clinic.
Stede is a workaholic who’s been lying to everyone about having a boyfriend. Maybe they can help each other out?
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- 8/8
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25 Sep 2022
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“Well I was wondering-” Trent begins - only that, of course, is when the sky all but cracks open, and rain starts absolutely pouring down.
Ted’s soaked in moments, water dripping down the back of his neck, and he shivers even while he’s still processing the shock.
“Shit,” Trent says out loud, ducking his head and glaring up at the clouds. “Can I give you a lift?” he calls out over the sounds of the rain hitting the pavement.
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Ted and Trent get caught in the rain, and Ted finally takes him up on his offer of a ride home. Maybe this will finally give them a chance to talk - or maybe they could also stand to do a little less talking, too.
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16 Sep 2022
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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- 1/1
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- 550
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12 Sep 2022
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Trent glared heavenward, spitting out his confession through gritted teeth. “I may like him. As a person.”
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- 4/4
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11 Sep 2022
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The sight is so bizarre, so out of place that for a minute, Roy’s not sure what he’s looking at. Trent (Crimm, the Independent) looks just as shocked as Roy feels. He’s wrapped in a fuzzy blanket, stupid hair ridiculously mussed, and he’s holding a mug of steaming coffee.
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29 Aug 2022